Хоббит / The Hobbit (СССР / USSR, 1985 г.)

"Сказочное путешествие мистера Бильбо Беггинса, хоббита, через Дикий край, Черный лес, за Туманные горы туда и обратно."

Телеспектакль "Лентелефильма"
Режиссёр: Владимир Латышев
В ролях:
Автор (Дж.Р.Р. Толкиен) - Зиновий Гердт
Хоббит Бильбо - Михаил Данилов
Волшебник Гэндальф - Иван Краско
Торин - Анатолий Равикович
Балин - Алексей Кожевников
Двалин - Николай Гаврилов
Кили - Георгий Корольчук
Фили - Михаил Кузнецов
Дори - Кирилл Датешидзе
Нори - Владимир Козлов
Ори - Олег Леваков
Глойн - Юрий Затравкин
Ойн - Владимир Лелетко
Бофур - Михаил Храбров
Бифур - Юрий Овсянко
Бомбур - Александр Исаков
Бэрд - Борис Соколов
Дракон Смог - Алексей Цуканов
Голлум - Игорь Дмитриев
Пауки - Владимир Мартьянов, Игорь Муравьев
Верховный гоблин - Михаил Матвеев
Гоблины - Леонард Секирин, Александр Сланксис
Танцы исполняют артисты Ленинградского государственного академического театра оперы и балета.

Автор рипа - Marillion78

Lentelefilm

The magical adventures of Mister Bilbo Bagins, the Hobbit

Through wild land, black forest, for misty mountains.

There and back again.

The fairy tale

of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien:
"Hobbit"

Translation : N.Rachmanovoy

There once lived

In his hole in the ground

A Hobbit

Not in a damp dirty hole

This hole was for Hobbits

There are no magical things about Hobbits

There dress in bright clothing, and don't wear shoes, as they naturally grow warm furry soles on their feet

They have good natured faces, and they often laugh, especially after lunch

And they lunch twice a day, if they can afford the luxury

Our Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, was certain that he would never encounter adventure in his life

And that he would not permit the unexpected to occur to him

But I will tell you a story on how he was pulled into these adventures, the very same ones he was trying to avoid

And to his great surprise, he was commiting the very same adventuerous acts that he was trying so hard to avoid

On a quiet, early morning

A long time ago, when the world was more rich and green

Bilbo Baggins, after breakfeast, sat on his doorstep and smoked his wooden pipe

Good morning

What are you trying to imply?

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on?

The first, the second, and the third

And a very very morning to be outdoors and breath the fresh air

Please sit down and join me, we have nowhere to rush to, and the whole day is before us

>> Gandalf: Very pretty!

But I have no time today.

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure

that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.

>> Bilbo Baggins: I should think so - in these parts!

We are Hobbits!

We are a simple, quiet and peaceful people, and we don't like adventures

From adventures come only nasty things, and only uneasiness

If you wish to find someone else to partake in your adventures

May I advise you to check over there by the lake, or over there over the hills

Good morning!

Oh, the many meanings one encounters upon hearing the phrase "Good Morning"

That only could that it is time for me to leave!

>> Bilbo Baggins: Not at all, not at all, my dear sir! Regrettably I do not even know your name

Oh but you do know if it, dear sir!

And I know yours, Mister Bilbo Baggins

And you do know my name,

though you don't remember that I belong to it.

I am Gandalf.

and Gandalf means me!

>>Bilbo Baggins: How? You are Gandalf?

Who would've known, eh?

Could it really be, that you are the very Gandalf the travelling magician

Who is credited to sending off countless young boys and girls on adventures, whom all dissapeared in locations unbeknownst to anyone?

Well... I am truly sorry

I did not consider that you may still be in buisness

And what else is there for me to do?

My mother, Belladona, she talked much of you and your adventures with Goblins, Giants, Princesses...

Well, I must say it is pleasant that you do in fact remember some details of me

This means that you are not completely useless

And for the sake of your mother, I'll grant you that which you have asked of me

Forgive me sir, but I have not asked you of any favours

No, this is already the second time you have asked for my departure

I'll be on my way

Ah, thank you

And go elsewhere

I will certainly send you on my little adventure

It will entertain me, and for you, it will be put you to good use

Thank you, Mister Gandalf

But I truly do not feel like going

I am sorry, but perhaps... another time

Don't misunderstand, you are of course welcome here at any time, say tomorrow

Drink a cup of tea

But regretfully not today, I am sorry

Bilbo darted for his hole, to ease himself from such a outlandish conversation

And immediately set on regaining his sanity with a few pastries and a glass of something warm

On another day, right as Bilbo was enjoying some tea

Someone disturbed his peace, loudly rining the doorbell

Dwalin, at your service, greetings

How do you do... Bilbo Baggins, at yours

I uh... was right about to drink my tea at this very moment, care to join my table?

Please, enter

I see we have begun to arrive already

Balin, at your service.
Bilbo Baggins, at yours

Would you like to have some tea?
A glass of kvass would suit me better,

if only you have any. But I don't mind some raisin cakes, if it's not too much trouble.

Not at all!

Excuse me

Kili, at your service.
And Fili, too.

Bilbo Baggins, at yours

Dwalin and Balin here already, I see.
Yes. Please...

Let's join the whole caboodle!

I'm very glad...

Someone else is coming

There are many who go with the bell.

Please take a seat

It is not like you, Bilbo, to keep friends waiting on the mat. Let me introduce Bifur,

And pay attention to Thorin

Now we are all here! I hope there is something left for the late-comers to eat and drink!

Of course!
What's that? --Tea

Tea? No thank you! A mug of ale, I think, for me

And gooseberry jam and apple-tart would be good

Mince-pies!
Cabbage pies!

More cakes! And pudding! A cup of coffee!
Two coffees!

And just bring out the cold chicken!
Pickles!

God damn those dwarves...
Okay, okay

Chicken! Pickles!

In just a half-hour all the Mr. Bilbo's food reserves had been consumed

and the merry bunch lent their 26 hands to the hobbit to wash the dishes.

Smash the plates!

Smash the crocks!

Blunt the forks and bend the knives!

Smash the bottles against the floor!
Burn the napkins!

An order at your command!

Tear apart the cloth, dear guests,

Splash the fat upon the chairs!

Throw the bones and crusts on the floor,

Smear the valuable parquet with mustard!

Put glasses and cups in a boiling bowl

Stir'em up with an iron bar!

Put them out, dry them, and dump them all!

Who's sitting around still?

Adress yourself to the fragile crocks

Meanwhile it became evening.
The stars were out in a dark sky above the trees.

They sat around the chimney and were smoking their pipes

Gandalf, dwarves and Mr. Baggins! We have come together in the house of our friend and fellow conspirator

the most excellent and audacious hobbit to discuss our plans.

Our object is, I take it, well known to us all. But perhaps to Mr. Baggins, may the hair on his toes never fall out

and to some of the younger dwarves (I should be right in naming Kili and Fili), the situation at the moment may require some explanation

So I explain. Very soon, before the break of day we will start on a long way, a dangerous journey

from which many of us, or perhaps all of us, except our friend and counsellor, the ingenious wizard Gandalf

I repeat, perhaps all of us, may never return

Excitable little fellow
Gets queer fits

But he is one of the best, as fierce as a dragon in a pinch.

Will he do, do you think?

It is all very well for Gandalf to talk about this hobbit being fierce

I think he swooned from like fright!

In fact, if it had not been for the magic sign on the door, I should have been sure we had come to the wrong house.

Right after I saw him I had my doubts

He looks more like a grocer than a burglar!

Hush!

A grocer? --A grocer.
A grocer?!

I will show you. I will show you what I can do. A grocer!

As soon as I saw your funny faces I was quite sure you have come to the wrong house

But treat it as the right one

A grocer!

Tell me what you want done, and I will do what I can, whom ever I have to fight.

I don't pretend to understand what you are talking about

Especially your last reference to burglars

That's right. I have chosen Mr. Baggins and that ought to be enough for all of you

If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes

Mind you that you cannot get into the Mountain's secret passage without burglary

There is a lot more in Mr. Baggings than you think, and a deal more than he has any idea of himself

You may yet to thank me yet, of course if you survive

Brace yourself, Baggins. It is time to discuss our journey