NORMAN - LE RETARD
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0:03 - 0:05Whenever I have to go somewhere
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0:05 - 0:07there's one thing you can count on
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0:07 - 0:08I'll always be there on time.
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0:08 - 0:09FALSE
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0:09 - 0:11Yeah, I have to admit it
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0:11 - 0:13I'm always late
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0:13 - 0:17It's really annoying, I'm always late
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0:17 - 0:18And I don't do it on purpose
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0:18 - 0:19People have a go at me
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0:19 - 0:22If I'm always late, it's because of a guy
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0:22 - 0:25The guy who invented the snooze for five minutes button on alarm clocks
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0:25 - 0:32Have you heard of that button?
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0:32 - 0:35Fuck!
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0:35 - 0:36There's no point to the button either
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0:36 - 0:38You've slept for eight hours
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0:38 - 0:39You don't need another 5 minutes
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0:39 - 0:41Sorry, I didn't understood what you just said
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0:41 - 0:43It's because I'm bilingual
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0:43 - 0:46For bilingual people, the button is called "snooze"
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0:46 - 0:50Ah! "Snooze". Amazing.
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0:50 - 0:52There's another reason why I'm often late.
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0:52 - 0:53The very moment I need to leave
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0:53 - 0:58I always feel the need to do something that I'd never normally think of doing
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0:58 - 1:00Right, I'm off
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1:00 - 1:02The table leg's all wonky
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1:02 - 1:14I need to repair it
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1:14 - 1:16OK. It's done.
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1:16 - 1:19I can go.
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1:19 - 1:22At those times, I'm all stressed cos I know I need to set off
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1:22 - 1:24I start doing weird stuff
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1:24 - 1:41Did I switch off the light in the bathroom?
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1:41 - 1:42I never manage to set off relaxed
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1:42 - 1:44Chilled out, without a worry in the world.
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1:44 - 1:48I need to be stressed and panicked to actually set off.
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1:48 - 1:54I need adrenaline.
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1:54 - 1:55There's something I don't get
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1:55 - 1:58When you get where you're going
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1:58 - 2:00You've run, you've sweated, you're soaked through
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2:00 - 2:02you were stressed and panicked
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2:02 - 2:05You've given it everything you've got. You can't take another step.
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2:05 - 2:07You get to the person you're meeting and you say "I'm here"
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2:07 - 2:09and they have a go at you.
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2:09 - 2:15In that kind of situation, you deserve a medal
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2:22 - 2:25The worst thing is at work. I always get bollocked.
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2:25 - 2:28At work, you're not allowed to be late.
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2:28 - 2:31Even a few seconds, it's just not on.
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2:31 - 2:35In your boss's head, it's "NO".
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2:35 - 2:36I've tried all the excuses in the world
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2:36 - 2:39but it never works
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2:39 - 2:40Sorry, it's the "snooze" button.
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2:43 - 2:44I don't know if you've noticed
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2:44 - 2:46when girls come up with an excuse,
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2:46 - 2:48it always works
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2:49 - 2:51There excuses are crap
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2:52 - 2:55Sorry, this morning, I wasn't feeling very well.
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2:55 - 2:58This morning, you weren't feeling very well
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2:58 - 2:59Erm, that's not a bad excuse
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2:59 - 3:01Let's forgot about it
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3:01 - 3:02You can come in
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3:03 - 3:04That's just great. "Not very well"
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3:04 - 3:06My excuses never work
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3:06 - 3:08I use white lies
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3:09 - 3:12You don't lie exactly, but at the same time, you try it on a bit
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3:14 - 3:18You step out the door and you send a text
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3:18 - 3:21to your friend saying, I'll soon be there, I'm on my way
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3:21 - 3:23That's called a white lie
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3:23 - 3:23There are some people that think you do it on purpose
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3:26 - 3:27to show off
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3:37 - 3:38as if it was cool
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3:38 - 3:40No, it's not cool
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3:40 - 3:50I'm really late, I lost track of time.
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3:50 - 3:51I can't read the time
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3:51 - 3:52You're sacked
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3:52 - 3:53Get lost.
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3:53 - 3:55No, I was just having a laugh
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3:55 - 3:57You're fired
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3:57 - 3:59Get out of here now
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3:59 - 4:05I'm doing the gun sign, so get out of here
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4:05 - 4:07Now, I'm an adult
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4:07 - 4:10I've finally worked out that to be on time
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4:10 - 4:12it's not complicated
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4:12 - 4:22all you need is a bit of courage
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4:22 - 4:25I saw that over 30,000 of you were following my Facebook page
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4:25 - 4:30I thought that we could fill a football stadium
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4:30 -and we could have a match.
- Title:
- NORMAN - LE RETARD
- Description:
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Vous êtes systématiquement en retard à vos rendez-vous ? Moi aussi...
Vidéo pour mon blog: http://normanfaitdesvideos.com
La page facebook c'est: http://www.facebook.com/normanfaitdesvideos (pour organiser le match de foot)
- Video Language:
- French
- Duration:
- 04:41