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Whenever I have to go somewhere

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there's one thing you can count on

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I'll always be there on time.

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FALSE

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Yeah, I have to admit it

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I'm always late

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It's really annoying, I'm always late

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And I don't do it on purpose

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People have a go at me

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If I'm always late, it's because of a guy

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The guy who invented the snooze for five minutes button on alarm clocks

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Have you heard of that button?

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Fuck!

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There's no point to the button either

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You've slept for eight hours

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You don't need another 5 minutes

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Sorry, I didn't understood what you just said

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It's because I'm bilingual

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For bilingual people, the button is called "snooze"

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Ah! "Snooze". Amazing.

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There's another reason why I'm often late.

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The very moment I need to leave

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I always feel the need to do something that I'd never normally think of doing

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Right, I'm off

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The table leg's all wonky

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I need to repair it

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OK. It's done.

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I can go.

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At those times, I'm all stressed cos I know I need to set off

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I start doing weird stuff

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Did I switch off the light in the bathroom?

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I never manage to set off relaxed

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Chilled out, without a worry in the world.

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I need to be stressed and panicked to actually set off.

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I need adrenaline.

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There's something I don't get

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When you get where you're going

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You've run, you've sweated, you're soaked through

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you were stressed and panicked

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You've given it everything you've got. You can't take another step.

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You get to the person you're meeting and you say "I'm here"

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and they have a go at you.

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In that kind of situation, you deserve a medal

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The worst thing is at work. I always get bollocked.

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At work, you're not allowed to be late.

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Even a few seconds, it's just not on.

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In your boss's head, it's "NO".

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I've tried all the excuses in the world

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but it never works

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Sorry, it's the "snooze" button.

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I don't know if you've noticed

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when girls come up with an excuse,

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it always works

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There excuses are crap

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Sorry, this morning, I wasn't feeling very well.

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This morning, you weren't feeling very well

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Erm, that's not a bad excuse

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Let's forgot about it

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You can come in

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That's just great. "Not very well"

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My excuses never work

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I use white lies

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You don't lie exactly, but at the same time, you try it on a bit

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You step out the door and you send a text

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to your friend saying, I'll soon be there, I'm on my way

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That's called a white lie

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There are some people that think you do it on purpose

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to show off

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as if it was cool

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No, it's not cool

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I'm really late, I lost track of time.

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I can't read the time

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You're sacked

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Get lost.

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No, I was just having a laugh

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You're fired

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Get out of here now

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I'm doing the gun sign, so get out of here

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Now, I'm an adult

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I've finally worked out that to be on time

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it's not complicated

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all you need is a bit of courage

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I saw that over 30,000 of you were following my Facebook page

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I thought that we could fill a football stadium

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and we could have a match.