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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.42,0:00:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whenever I have to go somewhere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.58,0:00:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's one thing you can count on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.62,0:00:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll always be there on time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.43,0:00:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FALSE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.46,0:00:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I have to admit it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.60,0:00:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm always late
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.17,0:00:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really annoying, I'm always late
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.09,0:00:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't do it on purpose
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.08,0:00:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People have a go at me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.30,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I'm always late, it's because of a guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy who invented the snooze for five minutes button on alarm clocks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.78,0:00:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you heard of that button?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.75,0:00:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.54,0:00:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no point to the button either
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.38,0:00:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've slept for eight hours
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.52,0:00:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't need another 5 minutes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I didn't understood what you just said
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.49,0:00:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's because I'm bilingual
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.20,0:00:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For bilingual people, the button is called "snooze"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.91,0:00:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! "Snooze". Amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.52,0:00:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's another reason why I'm often late.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.97,0:00:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The very moment I need to leave
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.30,0:00:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always feel the need to do something that I'd never normally think of doing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.75,0:01:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, I'm off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.26,0:01:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The table leg's all wonky
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.20,0:01:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to repair it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.48,0:01:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. It's done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.16,0:01:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At those times, I'm all stressed cos I know I need to set off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.66,0:01:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I start doing weird stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.100,0:01:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I switch off the light in the bathroom?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.52,0:01:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never manage to set off relaxed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.83,0:01:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chilled out, without a worry in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.03,0:01:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to be stressed and panicked to actually set off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.04,0:01:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need adrenaline.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.70,0:01:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something I don't get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.96,0:01:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you get where you're going
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.54,0:01:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've run, you've sweated, you're soaked through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.74,0:02:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were stressed and panicked
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.85,0:02:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've given it everything you've got. You can't take another step.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.76,0:02:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get to the person you're meeting and you say "I'm here"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.14,0:02:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they have a go at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.49,0:02:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In that kind of situation, you deserve a medal
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.49,0:02:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The worst thing is at work. I always get bollocked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.29,0:02:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At work, you're not allowed to be late.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.75,0:02:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even a few seconds, it's just not on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.21,0:02:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In your boss's head, it's "NO".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.56,0:02:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've tried all the excuses in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.41,0:02:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it never works
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.53,0:02:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, it's the "snooze" button.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.89,0:02:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if you've noticed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.42,0:02:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when girls come up with an excuse,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.46,0:02:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it always works
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.80,0:02:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There excuses are crap
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.00,0:02:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, this morning, I wasn't feeling very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.36,0:02:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This morning, you weren't feeling very well
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.56,0:02:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Erm, that's not a bad excuse
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.96,0:03:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's forgot about it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.37,0:03:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can come in
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.95,0:03:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just great. "Not very well"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.28,0:03:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My excuses never work
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.48,0:03:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I use white lies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.69,0:03:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't lie exactly, but at the same time, you try it on a bit
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.68,0:03:18.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You step out the door and you send a text
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.35,0:03:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your friend saying, I'll soon be there, I'm on my way
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.96,0:03:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's called a white lie
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.54,0:03:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are some people that think you do it on purpose
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.95,0:03:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to show off
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.68,0:03:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if it was cool
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.02,0:03:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's not cool
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.59,0:03:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really late, I lost track of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.53,0:03:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't read the time
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.73,0:03:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're sacked
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.63,0:03:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get lost.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.30,0:03:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I was just having a laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.01,0:03:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're fired
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.71,0:03:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here now
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.100,0:04:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm doing the gun sign, so get out of here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.84,0:04:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm an adult
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.68,0:04:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've finally worked out that to be on time
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.26,0:04:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not complicated
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.87,0:04:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all you need is a bit of courage
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.75,0:04:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw that over 30,000 of you were following my Facebook page
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.58,0:04:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that we could fill a football stadium
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.52,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we could have a match.