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A Facebook Update In Real Life

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    Nick: Oh, God damn it!
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    Facebook (FB): Hello! Welcome home, Nick.
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    Your new home update is ready for viewing.
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    Nick: Are you serious?
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    I just got used to the way you had it before.
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    FB: Just let me know if you're ready to begin the tour.
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    Nick: [sigh]
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    Okay.
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    FB: As you can see, we made some changes to improve the functionality
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    of your living room environment.
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    Nick: Wait ... no! Where's the other half of my couch?
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    Wha-- what is this chair thing? I--
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    FB: We've decreased the size of your Television
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    to make room for your new Bookcase.
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    N: No, I had a 60-six inch TV! What? Can we just put the--
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    FB: Just let me know when you're ready to move on.
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    Nick: sigh
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    Okay.
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    FB: Check out your new bedroom.
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    We've consolidated your Photos and Music
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    into one convenient location.
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    Friend: Hohoho ... Dude, you didn't say you were so chubby in highschool.
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    Friend of Friend: Man, do you listen to anything besides Top 40?
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    Nick: How did you guys get in here?
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    FB: Friends and Friends of Friends
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    now have better access to you
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    through your new Privacy Door.
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    Nick: No! I said in the last update that I didn't want anybody in here.
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    Get out! Now!
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    Nick: (to Friend 1) I haven't talked to you in six years.
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    Nick: (to Friend of Friend): And I don't know who you are.
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    Nick: (to FB) Would you stop resetting my privacy settings every ti--?!
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    [knock on window]
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    FB: I see your found your new Privacy Window.
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    It allows for anyone on Earth
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    to see what you're up to.
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    Whenever they want!
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    Nick: No! I said I don't want anything like this!
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    Would you please--!
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    FB: Just let me know when you're ready to move on.
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    Nick: [heavy sigh]
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    FB: Finally, we've combined your dining room
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    and social media center
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    Now it's way easier for your friends to keep you
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    in the know.
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    Friend 2: Nick! Hi! Can you go to my birthday party?
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    Friend: Nick! Would you vote for my brother
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    in his contests?
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    Friend 2's Brother: [poke]
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    Friend 2: Nick! Would you come to my improv show tonight?
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    Nick: No! I'm not going to any of those.
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    Friend 2: No!
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    Nick: [pokes back] Stop it!
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    Is this tour done because I'm getting sick of all these--?
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    [barking sounds]
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    Nick: What is that thing in my kitchen?
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    FB: We've taken your cat and replaced it
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    with a Dog.
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    Nick: No!
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    Nick: No!!!
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    FB: We've also changed your walls around.
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    Nick: These are just ads! What?!!
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    FB: If you look here--
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    Nick: No! We're ending the tour.
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    FB: Okay.
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    Nick: Motherfu--!
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    Whistling
Title:
A Facebook Update In Real Life
Description:

A tale of what it feels like when Facebook comes and changes things around again.

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Written by: Jon Eidson, Nick Smith & Ian McQuown
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Jon Eidson
Adam Epelbaum
Chad Alligood
Taylor Murphy-Sinclair
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