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How I Met Your Mother Season 05 Episode 12 Girls Versus Suits Suits Song

  • 0:00 - 0:02
    Darling, you lied to me
  • 0:03 - 0:09
    You have to choose,
    right now: me or the suits
  • 0:14 - 0:15
    I know what you're thinking
    What's Barney been drinking?
  • 0:15 - 0:17
    That girl was smoking hot
  • 0:18 - 0:20
    Yes I coulda nailed her
    but no it's not a failure
  • 0:20 - 0:21
    'Cuz there's one thing she is not
  • 0:22 - 0:24
    To score a ten would be just fine
  • 0:24 - 0:27
    But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
  • 0:27 - 0:32
    It's a truth you can't refute
  • 0:33 - 0:35
    Nothing suits me like a suit
  • 0:37 - 0:41
    Picture a world where all the boys
    and girls are impeccably well dressed
  • 0:41 - 0:43
    That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
  • 0:43 - 0:45
    That puppy in the double-breast
  • 0:45 - 0:47
    That '80s dude in mutton chops
  • 0:47 - 0:50
    That baby with a lollipop
  • 0:50 - 0:56
    That lady cop who's kinda cute
  • 0:57 - 0:58
    Nothing suits 'em like a suit
  • 0:59 - 1:00
    Wingman I can wear
  • 1:01 - 1:02
    They're oh so debonair
  • 1:03 - 1:07
    The perfect way to snare
    a girl with daddy issues
  • 1:07 - 1:09
    In navy blue or black
  • 1:09 - 1:11
    Check out this perfect rack
  • 1:11 - 1:15
    I want to give them a squeeze
    - Oh really?
  • 1:16 - 1:23
    Then answer these questions
    if you please
  • 1:27 - 1:31
    What would you do if you had to choose
    between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
  • 1:31 - 1:33
    What would you say
    If you gave your suits away
  • 1:33 - 1:35
    In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
  • 1:35 - 1:39
    What would you pick: one million chicks
    or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
  • 1:39 - 1:41
    What if world peace were
    within your reach ...
  • 1:41 - 1:43
    Abbadabada I'm gonna stop
    you right here. It's suits.
  • 1:43 - 1:45
    Come on, Lily.
    Get your head outta your ass.
  • 1:45 - 1:48
    Two! Three! Four!
  • 1:50 - 1:55
    Girls will go and girls will come
    But there's only one absolute
  • 1:55 - 2:00
    Every bro on the go needs to know
    that there's no accepted substitute
  • 2:00 - 2:03
    I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
  • 2:03 - 2:07
    My Sunday best are my best friends
  • 2:07 - 2:16
    Send casual Friday
    down the laundry chute
  • 2:16 - 2:28
    'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed
    oft-saluted suitor of repute
  • 2:28 - 2:37
    Like a .... Wait for it ...
  • 2:39 - 2:57
    Suit! Nothing suits me like a suite
  • 2:59 - 3:01
    Then again, she is pretty hot.
  • 3:02 - 3:03
    I choose you, baby
  • 3:04 - 3:06
    First thing tomorrow,
    I'm getting rid of these suits
  • 3:07 - 3:08
    - Really?
    -Yeah
  • 3:15 - 3:16
    You guys are fine
Title:
How I Met Your Mother Season 05 Episode 12 Girls Versus Suits Suits Song
Description:

This is a suits song from how I met your mother Tv show.
Enjoy it.
And now the full lyrics:

"I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the girls and boys
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast
That '80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please
What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach ... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a .... wait for it ...
Suit!
Then again, she is pretty hot".

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Video Language:
English, British
Duration:
03:18

English subtitles

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