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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.42,0:00:01.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, you lied to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.45,0:00:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to choose,\Nright now: me or the suits
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.62,0:00:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know what you're thinking\NWhat's Barney been drinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.44,0:00:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That girl was smoking hot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.86,0:00:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I coulda nailed her\Nbut no it's not a failure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.72,0:00:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cuz there's one thing she is not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.51,0:00:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To score a ten would be just fine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.88,0:00:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.78,0:00:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a truth you can't refute
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.11,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing suits me like a suit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.83,0:00:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Picture a world where all the boys\Nand girls are impeccably well dressed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.12,0:00:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That puppy in the double-breast
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.93,0:00:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That '80s dude in mutton chops
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.30,0:00:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That baby with a lollipop
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.92,0:00:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That lady cop who's kinda cute
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.58,0:00:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.74,0:01:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wingman I can wear
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.59,0:01:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're oh so debonair
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.83,0:01:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The perfect way to snare\Na girl with daddy issues
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.98,0:01:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In navy blue or black
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.10,0:01:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check out this perfect rack
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.72,0:01:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to give them a squeeze\N- Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.92,0:01:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then answer these questions\Nif you please
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.74,0:01:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you do if you had to choose\Nbetween your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.94,0:01:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you say\NIf you gave your suits away
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.71,0:01:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.11,0:01:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you pick: one million chicks\Nor a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.98,0:01:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What if world peace were\Nwithin your reach ...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.91,0:01:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbadabada I'm gonna stop\Nyou right here. It's suits.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.43,0:01:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Lily.\NGet your head outta your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.23,0:01:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two! Three! Four!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.24,0:01:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girls will go and girls will come\NBut there's only one absolute
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.45,0:02:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every bro on the go needs to know\Nthat there's no accepted substitute
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.47,0:02:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.50,0:02:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Sunday best are my best friends
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.64,0:02:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Send casual Friday\Ndown the laundry chute
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.44,0:02:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed\Noft-saluted suitor of repute
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.07,0:02:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a .... Wait for it ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.88,0:02:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suit! Nothing suits me like a suite
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.16,0:03:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then again, she is pretty hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.74,0:03:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I choose you, baby
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.60,0:03:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing tomorrow,\NI'm getting rid of these suits
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.21,0:03:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Really?\N-Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.79,0:03:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are fine