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Darling, you lied to me

2
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You have to choose,
right now: me or the suits

3
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I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?

4
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That girl was smoking hot

5
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Yes I coulda nailed her
but no it's not a failure

6
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'Cuz there's one thing she is not

7
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To score a ten would be just fine

8
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But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

9
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It's a truth you can't refute

10
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Nothing suits me like a suit

11
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Picture a world where all the boys
and girls are impeccably well dressed

12
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That delivery guy in the jacket and tie

13
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That puppy in the double-breast

14
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That '80s dude in mutton chops

15
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That baby with a lollipop

16
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That lady cop who's kinda cute

17
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Nothing suits 'em like a suit

18
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Wingman I can wear

19
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They're oh so debonair

20
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The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues

21
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In navy blue or black

22
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Check out this perfect rack

23
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I want to give them a squeeze
- Oh really?

24
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Then answer these questions
if you please

25
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What would you do if you had to choose
between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

26
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What would you say
If you gave your suits away

27
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In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

28
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What would you pick: one million chicks
or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

29
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What if world peace were
within your reach ...

30
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Abbadabada I'm gonna stop
you right here. It's suits.

31
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Come on, Lily.
Get your head outta your ass.

32
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Two! Three! Four!

33
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Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute

34
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Every bro on the go needs to know
that there's no accepted substitute

35
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I'm sorry suits, let's make amends

36
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My Sunday best are my best friends

37
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Send casual Friday
down the laundry chute

38
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'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed
oft-saluted suitor of repute

39
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Like a .... Wait for it ...

40
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Suit! Nothing suits me like a suite

41
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Then again, she is pretty hot.

42
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I choose you, baby

43
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First thing tomorrow,
I'm getting rid of these suits

44
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- Really?
-Yeah

45
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You guys are fine