Darling, you lied to me
You have to choose, right now: me or the suits
I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her but no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the boys and girls are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast
That '80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze - Oh really?
Then answer these questions if you please
What would you do if you had to choose between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
What would you say If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
What would you pick: one million chicks or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
What if world peace were within your reach ...
Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right here. It's suits.
Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a .... Wait for it ...
Suit! Nothing suits me like a suite
Then again, she is pretty hot.
I choose you, baby
First thing tomorrow, I'm getting rid of these suits
- Really? -Yeah
You guys are fine