Darling, you lied to me

You have to choose,
right now: me or the suits

I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?

That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
but no it's not a failure

'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine

But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

It's a truth you can't refute

Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys
and girls are impeccably well dressed

That delivery guy in the jacket and tie

That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude in mutton chops

That baby with a lollipop

That lady cop who's kinda cute

Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear

They're oh so debonair

The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black

Check out this perfect rack

I want to give them a squeeze
- Oh really?

Then answer these questions
if you please

What would you do if you had to choose
between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away

In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick: one million chicks
or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace were
within your reach ...

Abbadabada I'm gonna stop
you right here. It's suits.

Come on, Lily.
Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute

Every bro on the go needs to know
that there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends

My Sunday best are my best friends

Send casual Friday
down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed
oft-saluted suitor of repute

Like a .... Wait for it ...

Suit! Nothing suits me like a suite

Then again, she is pretty hot.

I choose you, baby

First thing tomorrow,
I'm getting rid of these suits

- Really?
-Yeah

You guys are fine