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Darling, you lied to me

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You have to choose,[br]right now: me or the suits

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I know what you're thinking[br]What's Barney been drinking?

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That girl was smoking hot

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Yes I coulda nailed her[br]but no it's not a failure

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'Cuz there's one thing she is not

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To score a ten would be just fine

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But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

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It's a truth you can't refute

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Nothing suits me like a suit

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Picture a world where all the boys[br]and girls are impeccably well dressed

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That delivery guy in the jacket and tie

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That puppy in the double-breast

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That '80s dude in mutton chops

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That baby with a lollipop

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That lady cop who's kinda cute

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Nothing suits 'em like a suit

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Wingman I can wear

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They're oh so debonair

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The perfect way to snare[br]a girl with daddy issues

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In navy blue or black

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Check out this perfect rack

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I want to give them a squeeze[br]- Oh really?

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Then answer these questions[br]if you please

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What would you do if you had to choose[br]between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

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What would you say[br]If you gave your suits away

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In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

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What would you pick: one million chicks[br]or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

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What if world peace were[br]within your reach ...

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Abbadabada I'm gonna stop[br]you right here. It's suits.

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Come on, Lily.[br]Get your head outta your ass.

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Two! Three! Four!

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Girls will go and girls will come[br]But there's only one absolute

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Every bro on the go needs to know[br]that there's no accepted substitute

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I'm sorry suits, let's make amends

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My Sunday best are my best friends

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Send casual Friday[br]down the laundry chute

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'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed[br]oft-saluted suitor of repute

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Like a .... Wait for it ...

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Suit! Nothing suits me like a suite

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Then again, she is pretty hot.

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I choose you, baby

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First thing tomorrow,[br]I'm getting rid of these suits

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- Really?[br]-Yeah

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You guys are fine