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.: - Little Britain - Computer says no - :.

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    The British pride themselves on being the rudest, most unhelpful people in the world.
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    Receptionist Carol Beer is working at this hospital in Pennsylvania.
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    Hello!
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    [elevator pings]
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    This is my daughter. She's a big brave girl and she's going to have an operation today.
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    [types]
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    Name?
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    Tell the nice lady your name.
    - Danielle.
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    Danielle what?
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    Danielle Loyd.
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    [types]
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    Age?
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    Nearly six.
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    You're 5.
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    Yes.
    - Well say 5 then! [types]
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    Address?
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    Where do you live?
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    With mommy and daddy.
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    [sighs] Ugh!
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    1772 Lincoln Road
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    [types] We got there! Putting these details in now...
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    Danielle's going to have her toncils removed.
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    - I've got her down for double hip replacement.
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    Oh no, there must be some kind of mistake.
    [typing]
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    Computer says no.
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    Well there, there must be some other Danielle Loyd.
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    [types]
    Computer says no.
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    There's only one Danielle Loyd on the system. Do you want the double hip replacement or not?
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    No! Clearly she doesn't need it!
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    Well, she may do in the future?
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    Look, we saw doctor Philips last week and she definitely has an appointment...
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    for today to have her toncils removed.
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    [types]
    Computer says no.
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    Well, could you speak with somebody?
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    I could, but...
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    Well, thank you so much, you've been just great[!]
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    Oh, could I borrow a moment of your time to fill out the Customer Service Questionaire?
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    Would you say that I have been
    A: Very helpful...
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    B: Extremely helpful...
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    or C: Fucking helpful?
Title:
.: - Little Britain - Computer says no - :.
Description:

Aww I love this part off Little Britain!

Computer says no...

Was I ...

A. Very Helpfull.
B. Extremly Helpfull..

or

C. Fucking Helpfull
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Video Language:
English, British
Duration:
02:32

English subtitles

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