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The British pride themselves on being the rudest, most unhelpful people in the world.

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Receptionist Carol Beer is working at this hospital in Pennsylvania.

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Hello!

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[elevator pings]

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This is my daughter. She's a big brave girl and she's going to have an operation today.

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[types]

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Name?

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Tell the nice lady your name.
- Danielle.

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Danielle what?

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Danielle Loyd.

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[types]

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Age?

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Nearly six.

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You're 5.

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Yes.
- Well say 5 then! [types]

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Address?

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Where do you live?

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With mommy and daddy.

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[sighs] Ugh!

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1772 Lincoln Road

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[types] We got there! Putting these details in now...

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Danielle's going to have her toncils removed.

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- I've got her down for double hip replacement.

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Oh no, there must be some kind of mistake.
[typing]

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Computer says no.

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Well there, there must be some other Danielle Loyd.

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[types]
Computer says no.

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There's only one Danielle Loyd on the system. Do you want the double hip replacement or not?

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No! Clearly she doesn't need it!

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Well, she may do in the future?

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Look, we saw doctor Philips last week and she definitely has an appointment...

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for today to have her toncils removed.

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[types]
Computer says no.

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Well, could you speak with somebody?

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I could, but...

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Well, thank you so much, you've been just great[!]

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Oh, could I borrow a moment of your time to fill out the Customer Service Questionaire?

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Would you say that I have been 
A: Very helpful...

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B: Extremely helpful...

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or C: Fucking helpful?