MATRIX AUDITION TAPE!!
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0:00 - 0:01[beep]
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0:01 - 0:02[off-camera]
Ace Ventura, The Matrix. -
0:02 - 0:04Are you familiar with the movie?
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0:04 - 0:06[Ace Ventura:]
Yes. -
0:06 - 0:08It's a...
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0:09 - 0:10[grunts]
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0:12 - 0:13[beep]
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0:13 - 0:15[Clint Eastwood:]
What the hell is a matrix? -
0:15 - 0:15[beep]
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0:15 - 0:16[Austin Powers:]
Judo CHOP! -
0:16 - 0:17[beep]
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0:17 - 0:21[Alan Rickman:]
I cannot shooow you the matrix. -
0:21 - 0:24I can only shooow you the dooor.
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0:25 - 0:30Yoou are the one who has to walk
throough it. -
0:30 - 0:30[beep]
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0:30 - 0:30[Russel Brand:]
Ah! -
0:30 - 0:32Woaah
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0:32 - 0:34Woaaah
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0:34 - 0:35Whoaaaah
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0:35 - 0:36Aaaahhh!
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0:36 - 0:38Dodged it!
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0:38 - 0:39Pew!
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0:39 - 0:41Neo!
Free your mind! -
0:41 - 0:43Take this pill, free your mind!
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0:43 - 0:43[beep]
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0:43 - 0:49[Bam Margera:]
Deja vu is u-usually a glitch in the matrix. -
0:50 - 0:54To obtain them, head d-down (?) to Mor-Morpus.
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0:55 - 0:56[off-camera]
Morpheus. -
0:56 - 0:57Wait, am I Morpus or Neo?
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0:57 - 0:57[beep]
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0:57 - 0:59[Bear Grills:]
I'm the one! -
0:59 - 1:02Though I have to make sure
that I get out of this goo -
1:02 - 1:03and learn karate
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1:03 - 1:04[beep]
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1:04 - 1:05[Ben Affleck:]
[muffled] Really... -
1:05 - 1:06[off-camera]
Take 10! -
1:06 - 1:07[phone notification]
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1:07 - 1:09Eh, hold on a second.
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1:10 - 1:11I got a text.
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1:11 - 1:12You guys know Matt Damon?
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1:13 - 1:14- Yeah.
- Yeah? -
1:14 - 1:16Yeah, he stole my script.
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1:16 - 1:18You take the red pill, you stay in maitherland (?)
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1:18 - 1:20Ben, is there something wrong with your jaw?
You're... -
1:20 - 1:21My jaw?
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1:21 - 1:22Yeah, were you at the dentist today or something?
You're kinda... -
1:22 - 1:23Nah, nah, nah
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1:23 - 1:24[beep]
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1:24 - 1:25[Colin Farrell:]
What the heck is a matrix anyways? -
1:26 - 1:27Why do I gotta take these pills?
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1:27 - 1:29Try and free your mind, Neo.
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1:29 - 1:30None of this makes any sense.
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1:30 - 1:32You're telling me there's like another world
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1:33 - 1:33out there
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1:33 - 1:35It's not another world, it's a computer program.
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1:35 - 1:36For your brain.
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1:36 - 1:37For your mind.
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1:37 - 1:39Did you read the script?
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1:39 - 1:40Computer?
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1:40 - 1:40[beep]
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1:40 - 1:42[Jack Sparrow:]
Mr. Anderson... -
1:43 - 1:46We've been looking for you, Mr. Anderson.
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1:46 - 1:48Grrraaarraarrraaa...
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1:48 - 1:48[beep]
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1:48 - 1:49[Jeff Goldblum:]
Oh! Oh! Oh! -
1:49 - 1:51Ah! Mmm. Ah.
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1:51 - 1:52Oh! Oh! Oh!
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1:52 - 1:53Ah! Ah!
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1:53 - 1:56Um, I can, I can move out of the way
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1:56 - 1:58of bullets! Yes. Yes.
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1:58 - 1:58[beep]
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1:58 - 1:59[Joey Tribbiani:]
You wanna take the blue pill? -
1:59 - 2:03Probably gonna end up
doin' whatever you wanna do. -
2:03 - 2:03I don't know.
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2:03 - 2:05You wanna take the red pill,
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2:05 - 2:07you gonna trip out. Trust me.
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2:07 - 2:08It's worth it.
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2:08 - 2:09See that girl in the red dress?
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2:10 - 2:11Go ask how she's doin'.
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2:11 - 2:12[beep]
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2:12 - 2:12[husky breath ;)]
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2:12 - 2:13[Leonardo DiCaprio:]
Phone me. -
2:14 - 2:16Into the dream world -
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2:16 - 2:16out of the dream world.
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2:17 - 2:18It's the matrix.
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2:19 - 2:20There's all these dreams.
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2:21 - 2:22Whohaaa...
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2:23 - 2:24[the rustle of falling paper]
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2:24 - 2:24[beep]
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2:24 - 2:26[Mark Wahlberg:]
The other guys are gonna come get you, -
2:26 - 2:27they're gonna find you,
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2:27 - 2:28and then you're gonna be dead!
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2:28 - 2:29This is so confusing!
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2:29 - 2:30How can I be the one?!
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2:30 - 2:32I'm just a regular old son of a gun!
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2:32 - 2:33I'm a computer hacker!
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2:33 - 2:35How can I be the one?!
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2:35 - 2:37Gosh, this is more confusing than
I Heart Huckabees! -
2:37 - 2:38[beep]
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2:38 - 2:40You can take your hands out
of your pockets if you want to, Ryan. -
2:41 - 2:43[Ryan Gosling:]
No, I'm good. -
2:43 - 2:45Morpheus, you really think I'm the one
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2:46 - 2:47Ryan, do you mind speaking up a little bit?
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2:47 - 2:50We can't quite hear you with that toothpick
in your mouth. -
2:50 - 2:51Morpheus, you really think I'm the one
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2:53 - 2:53[beep]
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2:53 - 2:55[off-camera]
Orlando Blonde for The Matrix. -
2:56 - 2:57[Orlando Bloom:]
Orlando Blonde!? -
2:57 - 2:59I'm Orlando Bloom!
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3:00 - 3:00Like a flower?
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3:00 - 3:01NO!
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3:01 - 3:03NOT LIKE A FLOWER!
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3:03 - 3:04WELL yes.
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3:04 - 3:05Aren't you Johnny Depp's kid?
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3:06 - 3:07Johnny Depp's kid!?
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3:07 - 3:08Yeah.
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3:08 - 3:11I'll have you know
that I starred alongside Johnny Depp in a - -
3:11 - 3:12A LOT OF FILM!
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3:12 - 3:13HE'S NOT MY DAD!
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3:13 - 3:15What are you talking about, father and son!?
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3:15 - 3:16You and Johnny Depp! You and Johnny Depp -
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3:16 - 3:18JOHNNY DEPP IS NOT MY FATHER!
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3:19 - 3:20NO!
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3:20 - 3:22I'M NOT RELATED TO HIM IN ANY WAY!
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3:22 - 3:23What are you trying to tell me!?
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3:23 - 3:25That I can dodge bullets!?
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3:26 - 3:28How can I dodge bullets!?
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3:28 - 3:30That's impossible,
MORPHEUS! -
3:30 - 3:31[Adam Sandler:]
Mommy - -
3:31 - 3:32mommy said that -
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3:32 - 3:33mommy said that you were -
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3:33 - 3:34mommy said that you were the one,
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3:34 - 3:35Neo, so -
- Title:
- MATRIX AUDITION TAPE!!
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trraa edited English subtitles for MATRIX AUDITION TAPE!! | ||
trraa edited English subtitles for MATRIX AUDITION TAPE!! | ||
trraa edited English subtitles for MATRIX AUDITION TAPE!! | ||
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