[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.50,0:00:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.05,0:00:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[off-camera]\N{\i1}Ace Ventura, The Matrix.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.44,0:00:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Are you familiar with the movie?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.16,0:00:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ace Ventura:]\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.50,0:00:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.45,0:00:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.30,0:00:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.83,0:00:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clint Eastwood:]\NWhat the hell is a matrix?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.02,0:00:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.36,0:00:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Austin Powers:]\NJudo CHOP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.21,0:00:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alan Rickman:]\NI cannot shooow you the matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can only shooow you the dooor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.82,0:00:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yoou are the one who has to walk\Nthroough it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.53,0:00:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.85,0:00:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Russel Brand:]\NAh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.34,0:00:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woaah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.04,0:00:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woaaah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.79,0:00:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoaaaah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.95,0:00:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaaahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.36,0:00:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dodged it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.90,0:00:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pew!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.68,0:00:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neo!\NFree your mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.28,0:00:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take this pill, free your mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.10,0:00:43.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.45,0:00:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bam Margera:]\NDeja vu is u-usually a glitch in the matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.40,0:00:54.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To obtain them, head d-down (?) to Mor-Morpus.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.86,0:00:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[off-camera]\N{\i1}Morpheus.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.60,0:00:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, am I Morpus or Neo?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.16,0:00:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.48,0:00:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bear Grills:]\NI'm the one!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.58,0:01:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though I have to make sure\Nthat I get out of this goo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.32,0:01:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and learn karate
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.39,0:01:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.73,0:01:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ben Affleck:]\N[muffled] Really...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.07,0:01:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[off-camera]\N{\i1}Take 10!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.17,0:01:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phone notification]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.27,0:01:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, hold on a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.94,0:01:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a text.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.86,0:01:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys know Matt Damon?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.66,0:01:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- {\i1}Yeah?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.66,0:01:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he stole my script.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.50,0:01:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You take the red pill, you stay in maitherland (?)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.77,0:01:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ben, is there something wrong with your jaw?\NYou're...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.18,0:01:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My jaw?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.99,0:01:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yeah, were you at the dentist today or something?\NYou're kinda...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.34,0:01:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, nah, nah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.22,0:01:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.54,0:01:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Colin Farrell:]\NWhat the heck is a matrix anyways?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.62,0:01:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I gotta take these pills?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.09,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try and free your mind, Neo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of this makes any sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.18,0:01:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're telling me there's like another world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.67,0:01:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.22,0:01:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}It's not another world, it's a computer program.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.44,0:01:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For your brain.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.50,0:01:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}For your mind.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.27,0:01:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Did you read the script?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.01,0:01:39.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Computer?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.58,0:01:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.91,0:01:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jack Sparrow:]\NMr. Anderson...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.85,0:01:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been looking for you, Mr. Anderson.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.64,0:01:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grrraaarraarrraaa...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.07,0:01:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.42,0:01:49.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jeff Goldblum:]\NOh! Oh! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.45,0:01:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Mmm. Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.09,0:01:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Oh! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.06,0:01:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.94,0:01:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I can, I can move out of the way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.80,0:01:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of bullets! Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.59,0:01:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.84,0:01:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Joey Tribbiani:]\NYou wanna take the blue pill?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.25,0:02:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably gonna end up\Ndoin' whatever you wanna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.35,0:02:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna take the red pill,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.84,0:02:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gonna trip out. Trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.12,0:02:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's worth it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.63,0:02:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See that girl in the red dress?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.85,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ask how she's doin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:11.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.65,0:02:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[{\i1}husky{\i0} breath ;)]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.42,0:02:12.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Leonardo DiCaprio:]\NPhone me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.32,0:02:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Into the dream world -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.57,0:02:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of the dream world.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.96,0:02:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.89,0:02:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's all these dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.65,0:02:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whohaaa...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.77,0:02:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[the rustle of falling paper]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.90,0:02:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.19,0:02:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Mark Wahlberg:]\NThe other guys are gonna come get you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.67,0:02:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're gonna find you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.62,0:02:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you're gonna be dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.81,0:02:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so confusing!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.98,0:02:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I be the one?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.30,0:02:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just a regular old son of a gun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.03,0:02:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a computer hacker!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.47,0:02:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I be the one?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.77,0:02:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gosh, this is more confusing than\NI Heart Huckabees!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.33,0:02:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.64,0:02:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You can take your hands out\Nof your pockets if you want to, Ryan.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.34,0:02:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Ryan Gosling:]\NNo, I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.20,0:02:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morpheus, you really think I'm the one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.85,0:02:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Ryan, do you mind speaking up a little bit?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.28,0:02:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}We can't quite hear you with that toothpick\Nin your mouth.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.68,0:02:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morpheus, you really think I'm the one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.04,0:02:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.29,0:02:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[off-camera]\N{\i1}Orlando Blonde for The Matrix.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.12,0:02:57.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Orlando Bloom:]\NOrlando Blonde!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.43,0:02:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Orlando Bloom!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.51,0:03:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Like a flower?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.28,0:03:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.21,0:03:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOT LIKE A FLOWER!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WELL yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.57,0:03:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Aren't you Johnny Depp's kid?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.78,0:03:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Johnny Depp's kid!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Yeah.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.74,0:03:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have you know\Nthat I starred alongside Johnny Depp in a -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.10,0:03:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A LOT OF FILM!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.98,0:03:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HE'S NOT MY DAD!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.25,0:03:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about, father and son!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.08,0:03:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}You and Johnny Depp! You and Johnny Depp -{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.26,0:03:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOHNNY DEPP IS NOT MY FATHER!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.16,0:03:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.71,0:03:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M NOT RELATED TO HIM IN ANY WAY!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.01,0:03:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you trying to tell me!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.34,0:03:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I can dodge bullets!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.13,0:03:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I dodge bullets!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.68,0:03:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's impossible,\NMORPHEUS!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.80,0:03:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Adam Sandler:]\NMommy -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.70,0:03:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mommy said that -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.60,0:03:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mommy said that you were -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.72,0:03:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mommy said that you were the one,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.07,0:03:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neo, so -