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[off-camera]
Ace Ventura, The Matrix.
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Are you familiar with the movie?
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Yes.
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It's a...
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grunts
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What the hell is a matrix?
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beep
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Judo CHOP!
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I cannot shooow you the matrix.
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I can only shooow you the dooor.
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Yoou are the one that has to walk
throough it.
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beep
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Ah!
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Woaah
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Woaaah
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Whoaaaah
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Aaaahhh!
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Dodged it!
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Pew!
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Neo!
Free your mind!
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Take this pill, free your mind!
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beep
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Deja vu is u-usually a glitch in the matrix.
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To obtain them, head d-down (?) to Mor-Morpus.
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[off-camera]
Morpheus.
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Wait, am I Morpus or Neo?
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beep
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I'm the one!
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Though I have to make sure
that I get out of this goo
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and learn karate
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beep
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[muffled] Really...
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[off-camera]
Take 10!
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phone notification
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Eh, hold on a second.
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I got a text.
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You guys know Matt Damon?
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Yeah.
Yeah?
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Yeah, he stole my script.
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You take the red pill, you stay in maitherland (?)
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Ben, is there something wrong with your jaw?
You're...
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My jaw?
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Yeah, were you at the dentist today or something?
You're kinda...
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Nah, nah, nah
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beep
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What the heck is a matrix anyways?
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Why do I gotta take these pills?
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Try and free your mind, Neo.
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None of this makes any sense.
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You're telling me there's like another world
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out there
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It's not another world, it's a computer program.
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For your brain.
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For your mind.
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Could you read the script?
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Computer?
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beep
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Mr. Anderson...
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We've been looking for you, Mr. Anderson.
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Grrraaarraarrraaa...
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beep
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Ah! Mmm. Ah.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Ah! Ah!
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Um, I can, I can move out of the way
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of bullets! Yes. Yes.
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beep
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You wanna take the blue pill?
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Probably gonna end up
doin' whatever you wanna do.
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I don't know.
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You wanna take the red pill,
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you gonna trip out. Trust me.
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It's worth it.
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See that girl in the red dress?
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Go ask how she's doin'.
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beep
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quick breath
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Phone me.
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Into the dream world -
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out of the dream world.
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It's the matrix.
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There's all these dreams.
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Whohaaa
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falling paper
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beep
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The other guys are gonna come get you,
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they're gonna find you,
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and then you're gonna be dead!
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This is so confusing!
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How can I be the one?!
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I'm just a regular old son of a gun!
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I'm a computer hacker!
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How can I be the one?!
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Gosh, this is more confusing than I Heart Huckabees!
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beep
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You can take your hands out
of your pockets if you want to, Ryan.
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No, I'm good.
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Morpheus, you really think I'm the one
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Ryan, do you mind speaking up a little bit?
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We can't quite hear you with that toothpick
in your mouth.
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Morpheus, you really think I'm the one
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beep
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[off-camera]
Orlando Blonde for The Matrix.
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Orlando Blonde!?
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I'm Orlando Bloom!
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Like a flower?
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NO!
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NOT LIKE A FLOWER!
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WELL yes.
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Aren't you Johnny Depp's kid?
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Johnny Depp's kid!?
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Yeah.
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I'll have you know
that I starred alongside Johnny Depp in a -
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A LOT OF FILM!
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HE'S NOT MY DAD!
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What are you talking about, father and son!?
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You and Johnny Depp! You and Johnny Depp -
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JOHNNY DEPP IS NOT MY FATHER!
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NO!
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I'M NOT RELATED TO HIM IN ANY WAY!
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What are you trying to tell me!?
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That I can dodge bullets!?
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How can I dodge bullets!?
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That's impossible,
MORPHEUS!
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Mom and -
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mom and daddy -
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mom and daddy, you -
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mom and daddy, you're the one,
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Neo, so -
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