My Addiction
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0:11 - 0:12We are good to go!
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0:12 - 0:15First Vlog of the year and...I...
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0:15 - 0:16that's what I was supposed to do today.
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0:16 - 0:18I was supposed to cut my hair.
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0:18 - 0:19It looks so poofy.
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0:19 - 0:21So this video was supposed to be
the first video of the year. -
0:21 - 0:23But as most of you know, I fell about
three weeks behind schedule -
0:23 - 0:25because the last video
took over a month to make. -
0:28 - 0:31Never, ever doing that many effects
in a video ever again. -
0:31 - 0:32I'll probably do another one.
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0:32 - 0:34But I wanted to start off the year
with something a little more personal. -
0:34 - 0:37And today I'm going to be talking about
something that I've never said publicly -
0:37 - 0:41and it's something no one other than
my closest friends and some family know. -
0:41 - 0:43But first, let me start off by saying
my New Year's resolution is pretty much -
0:43 - 0:46your typical New Year's resolution.
Exercise more and dieting better. -
0:46 - 0:49Be more mature. The main one was I was
gonna keep on making YouTube videos -
0:49 - 0:52without having to sacrifice my health.
Most of the time, it really goes into writing. -
0:52 - 0:55I write them on my laptop, my phone,
but if I wanna put them on paper, -
0:55 - 0:57that would probably look something
like this [snap] -
0:58 - 1:02Yeah.. No.. I didn't sell too many shabus
back in '09. -
1:02 - 1:04I don't even make, like,
99% out of these ideas -
1:04 - 1:05because most of them make absolutely no sense.
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1:05 - 1:08Out of all these there's just probably
a few worth filming. -
1:08 - 1:12Dragon Ball Z Fight in Real Life.
What a great idea - it doesn't sound -
1:12 - 1:15overly time-consuming, difficult,
and no amount of stress to do at all. -
1:15 - 1:20[aaaah] dragon [beeping] dragon [beeping]
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1:20 - 1:23I don't want to pick that all up so
I'm not going to push it -
1:23 - 1:27but you know how mad I am. [exhales]
anyway, as fun as it is -
1:27 - 1:30behind the scenes and what-not, I was just
trying to keep up with everything last year. -
1:30 - 1:34Skipping meals, losing sleep, feeling
exhausted all day.. and I ended up -
1:34 - 1:36developing what was a minor addiction.
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1:37 - 1:39I don't know where these feelings come from
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1:39 - 1:42or what they mean. But there's just something
about crystal meth -
1:42 - 1:46finding the smallest animal you could find
and just strangling them. -
1:46 - 1:49It just gives you that rush, you know?
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1:49 - 1:52(offscreen) Yeah, I've been doing a lot better this week.
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1:52 - 1:53Thank you, guys.
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1:53 - 1:57(offscreen) Very Good! Okay, let's move on to Ryan.
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1:57 - 2:02Hello, everyone. My name is Ryan and..
(others say, "Hi Ryan") -
2:02 - 2:07Hi. And over the years, I've kind of
developed an addiction... -
2:09 - 2:11to energy drinks and caffeine.
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2:11 - 2:18[dissing sounds] Are you freaking kidding me, man?
I do meth and I strangle animals for fun. -
2:18 - 2:22See Wes over there?
He hooks up an IV when he sleeps so -
2:22 - 2:25he could drink alcohol 24/7.
Ted shoots up heroin -
2:25 - 2:27just because he loves the
movie Twilight that much. -
2:27 - 2:29You're like my own personal brand of Bella.
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2:29 - 2:32Phil? I don't even wanna tell you what he's on.
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2:32 - 2:33What is he on?
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2:33 - 2:34He's still on MySpace.
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2:34 - 2:36Tom! Where'd you go?
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2:36 - 2:40See? You see these? These are real problems.
Why don't you come back when -
2:40 - 2:42you have a real addiction?
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2:42 - 2:44No, don't strangle him!
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2:44 - 2:46What? No, I wasn't going to do that.
He's my dog. -
2:46 - 2:48He's only here because he's addicted to
making immature people laugh. -
2:48 - 2:49What?
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2:49 - 2:50[fart sound]
[laughter] -
2:51 - 2:54I don't know why I kept going with that.
That was supposed to be a quick cut-away. -
2:54 - 2:57So anyway, it's not like I'm addicted to
anything crazy like crack or crystal meth. -
2:57 - 2:59Well, I did just start getting into
Breaking Bad. -
2:59 - 3:01Crystal meth does look kind of interesting
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3:01 - 3:04That's not a good joke.
Do not ever do meth, kids. -
3:04 - 3:06(Man) Meth. Not even once.
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3:06 - 3:08Yes, that long cut-away was
supposed to be a joke. -
3:08 - 3:11Caffeine addiction is a real problem.
It's a real thing, and so was MySpace. -
3:11 - 3:15I'm a real drug addict.
Yes, caffeine is legal, but it's real. -
3:15 - 3:16I think. Is it a drug?
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3:16 - 3:20See, I wouldn't know because I didn't
graduate college... because of caffeine. -
3:20 - 3:22(Man) Caffeine. Not even once.
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3:22 - 3:24Okay, I didn't graduate because I wanted
to make YouTube videos. -
3:24 - 3:26But making YT videos led to caffeine.
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3:26 - 3:29You could say that YT is a gateway drug.
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3:29 - 3:31YT is a gateway drug.
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3:31 - 3:34(Man) YouTube. The gateway
to caffeinated meth. -
3:34 - 3:37Seriously, the caffeine thing got
pretty bad last year. -
3:37 - 3:39I was literally drinking about 4 Red Bulls
every single day. -
3:39 - 3:41When we were filming the
Candy Crush video last year -
3:41 - 3:44If you watch that video again and replace
Candy Crush with caffeine, -
3:44 - 3:46That's what I was talking about.
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3:46 - 3:51Symbolism. I don't even know if that is
the right term... because I didn't -
3:51 - 3:53graduate college because of caffeine!
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3:53 - 3:59During that shoot, I was so exhausted,
to finish, I drank 9 Red Bulls in one day. -
3:59 - 4:03That night, I crashed from Red Bulls,
but I woke up later trembling -
4:03 - 4:08and my chest was in pain, so I knew
I had to stop drinking so much caffeine. -
4:09 - 4:12I told myself, after the last video
of the year, which was that one -
4:12 - 4:13(Screams)
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4:13 - 4:17I just needed a break from YT so I could
stop drinking energy drinks for a month -
4:17 - 4:20because I was worried I was getting
addicted to energy drinks. -
4:20 - 4:22I didn't think that was possible.
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4:22 - 4:24So why am I telling you all of this?
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4:24 - 4:27I know a lot of you are younger than me.
When I was younger, in HS/college, -
4:27 - 4:30I was surrounded by people that did drugs,
but I never did. -
4:30 - 4:34I thought addiction could never happen
to me, only weak-minded druggies. -
4:34 - 4:39What I mean is, for all of you innocent
kids, you will be addicted to drugs. -
4:39 - 4:42Just kidding, sorry. This is serious.
Addiction can happen to anyone. -
4:42 - 4:44Be careful.
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4:44 - 4:49I honestly still drink energy drinks,
but not 4 a day anymore. 1 or 2. -
4:50 - 4:52It's all about the babies.
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4:52 - 4:54People always make New Year's Resolutions
and never follow through because, -
4:54 - 4:58once they screw up, I think they say,
"screw it," and just let it go. -
4:58 - 5:00But it's all about the baby steps.
This baby is moon walking. -
5:01 - 5:03If your New Year's resolution was to be
nicer to people because you were -
5:03 - 5:07a dick last year, try to be a dick every
other day. Then once a week. -
5:07 - 5:10Then once a month.
Then you relapse into an all-dick week... -
5:11 - 5:12That came out wrong...
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5:12 - 5:13So did that...
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5:13 - 5:15Never give up. Take baby steps.
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5:15 - 5:19Nobody likes a dick and nobody wants an
addiction, especially if it's being a dick -
5:19 - 5:23That would make sense because nobody likes
either of those things. -
5:23 - 5:25That's why the word 'dick'
is in addiction (sounds similar) -
5:25 - 5:27But it doesn't have to be you.
You can beat that addiction. -
5:27 - 5:29You can beat that dick.
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5:29 - 5:31My other resolution was to be more mature.
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5:31 - 5:32It's clearly working.
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5:32 - 5:33(fart)
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5:33 - 5:35Anyway, I made this video as an update to
the start of the year. -
5:35 - 5:38I know a lot of you don't care about the
personal life stuff. -
5:38 - 5:40You probably want me to drink more energy
drinks to keep making more videos. -
5:40 - 5:42Thanks so much for watching.
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5:42 - 5:45I know I had a slow start this year, but
I am back in it and ready to make 2014 -
5:45 - 5:48not just good...
not just great... -
5:48 - 5:50but pretty average!
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5:50 - 5:53It's gonna be another...
another cool year. -
5:53 - 5:54It's going to be weird.
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5:54 - 5:58If you thought this video wasn't weird,
you've probably watched me for a while -
5:58 - 5:59You're probably also weird now.
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5:59 - 6:01It's a proven fact I make people weirder.
Sorry. -
6:01 - 6:04So for all of the #lamps out there,
I can't wait to spend the year with you. -
6:04 - 6:06For all the new viewers out there,
all of the cool kids are doing it... -
6:06 - 6:07just do it!
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6:07 - 6:09(whispers) Subscribe!
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6:09 - 6:13(Chair creaking)
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6:14 - 6:15(Higa) oh, dude.. oh!
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6:15 - 6:18(Man) Subscribing to Nigahiga?
Not even once. -
6:19 - 6:23Ahhh... I hit the edge of my bed.
See you, guys! -
6:23 - 6:26(Higa) Hey, thanks so much for watching.
If you want to see that video that took -
6:26 - 6:29(Higa) way too long to make,
click the left image. -
6:29 - 6:32(Higa) If you want to see the Candy Crush video,
click the right image. -
6:32 - 6:36(Higa) If you can't tell left from right, put
your hands up and make an L. -
6:36 - 6:39(Higa) Now put your right hand down.
There you go.
- Title:
- My Addiction
- Description:
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This was supposed to be the first video of the year but got delayed due to that video-that-shall-not-be-named. I know I don't do many personal videos like this, but its been a while and it felt like it was a necessary update.
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