My Addiction
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0:11 - 0:12We are good to go!
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0:12 - 0:15First Vlog of the year and...I...
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0:15 - 0:17that's what I was supposed to do today.
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0:17 - 0:18I was supposed to cut my hair.
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0:18 - 0:19It look so poofy.
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0:19 - 0:21So this video was supposed to be
the first video of the year. -
0:21 - 0:24But as most of you know, I fell about
three weeks behind schedule -
0:24 - 0:25because the last video
took over a month to make. -
0:33 - 0:34Never, ever doing that many effects
in a video ever again. -
Not SyncedI'll probably do another one.
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Not SyncedBut I wanted to start off the year
with something a little more personal. -
Not SyncedAnd today I'm going to be talking about
something that I've never said publicly -
Not Syncedand it's something no one other than
my closest friends and some family know. -
Not SyncedBut first, let me start off by saying
my New Year's resolution is pretty much -
Not Syncedyour typical New Year's resolution.
Exercise more and dieting better. -
Not SyncedBe more mature. The main one was I was
gonna keep on making YouTube videos -
Not Syncedwithout having to sacrifice my health.
Most of the time, it really goes into writing. -
Not SyncedI write them on my laptop, my phone,
but if I wanna put them on paper, -
Not Syncedthat would probably look something
like this [snap] -
Not SyncedYeah.. No.. I didn't sell too many shabus
back in '09. -
Not SyncedI don't even make, like,
99% out of these ideas -
Not Syncedbecause most of them make absolutely no sense.
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Not SyncedOut of all these there's just probably
a few worth filming. -
Not SyncedDragon Ball Z Fight in Real Life.
What a great idea - it doesn't sound -
Not Syncedoverly time-consuming, difficult,
and no amount of stress to do at all. -
Not Synced[aaaah] dragon [beeping] dragon [beeping]
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Not SyncedI don't want to pick that all up so
I'm not going to push it -
Not Syncedbut you know how mad I am. [exhales]
anyway, as fun as it is -
Not Syncedbehind the scenes and what-not, I was just
trying to keep up with everything last year. -
Not SyncedSkipping meals, losing sleep, feeling
exhausted all day.. and I ended up -
Not Synceddeveloping what was a minor addiction.
I don't know where these feelings come from -
Not Syncedor what they mean. But there's just something
about crystal meth -
Not Syncedfinding the smallest animal you could find
and just strangling them. -
Not SyncedIt just gives you that rush, you know?
Yeah, I've been doing a lot better this week. -
Not SyncedThank you, guys.
[clapping] -
Not SyncedVery Good! Okay, let's move on to Ryan.
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Not SyncedHello, everyone. My name is Ryan and..
(others say, "Hi Ryan") -
Not SyncedHi. And over the years, I've kind of developed
an addiction to energy drinks & caffeine. -
Not Synced[dissing sounds] Are you freaking kidding me, man?
I do meth and I strangle animals for fun. -
Not SyncedSee dreads over there?
He hooks up an IV when he sleeps so -
Not Syncedhe could drink alcohol 24/7.
Ted shoots up heroin -
Not Syncedjust because he loves the movie Twilight
that much. -
Not SyncedYou're like my own personal brand of Bella.
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Not SyncedPhil? I don't even wanna tell you what he's on.
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Not SyncedWhat is he on?
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Not SyncedHe's still on MySpace.
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Not SyncedStop! Where'd you go?
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Not SyncedSee? You see these? These are real problems.
Why don't you come back when -
Not Syncedyou have a real addiction?
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Not SyncedNo, don't strangle him!
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Not SyncedWhat? No, I wasn't going to do that.
He's my dog. -
Not SyncedHe's only here because he's addicted to
making immature people laugh. -
Not SyncedWhat?
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Not Synced[fart sound]
[laughter] -
Not SyncedI don't know why I kept going with that.
That was supposed to be a quick cut-away. -
Not SyncedSo anyway, it's not like I'm addicted to
anything crazy like crack or crystal meth. -
Not SyncedWell, I did just start getting into
Breaking Bad. -
Not SyncedCrystal meth does look kind of interesting
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Not SyncedThat's not a good joke.
Do not ever do meth, kids. -
Not Synced(Meth. Not even once.)
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Not SyncedYes, that long cut-away was
supposed to be a joke. -
Not SyncedCaffeine addiction is a real problem.
It's a real thing, and so was MySpace. -
Not SyncedI'm a real drug addict.
Yes, caffeine is legal, but it's real. -
Not SyncedI think. Is it a drug?
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Not SyncedSee, I wouldn't know because I didn't
graduate college... because of caffeine. -
Not SyncedCaffeine. Not even once.
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Not SyncedOkay, I didn't graduate because I wanted
to make YouTube videos. -
Not SyncedBut making YT videos led to caffeine.
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Not SyncedYou could say that YT is a gateway drug.
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Not SyncedYT is a gateway drug.
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Not SyncedYouTube. The gateway to caffeinated meth.
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Not SyncedSeriously, the caffeine thing got
pretty bad last year. -
Not SyncedI was literally drinking about 4 Red Bulls
every single day. -
Not SyncedWhen we were filming the [inaudible]
videos last year -
Not SyncedIf you watch that video again and replace
Candy Crush with caffeine, -
Not SyncedThat's what I was talking about.
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Not SyncedSymbolism. I don't even know if that is
the right term... because I didn't -
Not Syncedgraduate college because of caffeine!
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Not SyncedDuring that shoot, I was so exhausted,
to finish, I drank 9 Red Bulls in one day. -
Not SyncedThat night, I crashed from Red Bulls,
but I woke up later trembling -
Not Syncedand my chest was in pain, so I knew
I had to stop drinking so much caffeine. -
Not SyncedI told myself, after the last video
of the year, which was that one -
Not Synced(Screams)
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Not SyncedI just needed a break from YT so I could
stop drinking energy drinks for a month -
Not Syncedbecause I was worried I was getting
addicted to energy drinks. -
Not SyncedI didn't think that was possible.
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Not SyncedSo why am I telling you all of this?
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Not SyncedI know a lot of you are younger than me.
When I was younger, in HS/college, -
Not SyncedI was surrounded by people that did drugs,
but I never did. -
Not SyncedI thought addiction could never happen
to me, only weak-minded druggies. -
Not SyncedWhat I mean is, for all of you innocent
kids, you will be addicted to drugs. -
Not SyncedJust kidding, sorry. This is serious.
Addiction can happen to anyone. -
Not SyncedI honestly still drink energy drinks,
but not 4 a day anymore. 1 or 2. -
Not SyncedBaby steps.
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Not SyncedIt's all about the babies.
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Not SyncedPeople always make New Year's Resolutions
and never follow through because, -
Not Syncedonce they screw up, I think they say,
"screw it," and just let it go. -
Not SyncedBut it's all about the baby steps.
This baby is moon walking. -
Not SyncedIf your New Year's resolution was to be
nicer to people because you were -
Not Synceda dick last year, try to be a dick every
other day. Then once a week. -
Not SyncedThen once a month.
Then you relapse into an all-dick week... -
Not SyncedThat came out wrong...
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Not SyncedNever give up. Take baby steps.
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Not SyncedNobody likes a dick and nobody wants an
addiction, especially if it's being a dick -
Not SyncedThat would make sense because nobody likes
either of those things. -
Not SyncedBut it doesn't have to be you.
You can beat that addiction. -
Not SyncedYou can beat that dick.
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Not SyncedMy other resolution was to be more mature.
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Not SyncedIt's clearly working.
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Not Synced(fart)
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Not SyncedAnyway, I made this video as an update to
the start of the year. -
Not SyncedI know a lot of you don't care about the
personal life stuff. -
Not SyncedYou probably want me to drink more energy
drinks to keep making more videos. -
Not SyncedThanks so much for watching.
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Not SyncedI know I had a slow start this year, but
I am back in it and ready to make 2014 -
Not Syncednot just good...
not just great... -
Not Syncedbut pretty average!
It will be another... cool year. -
Not SyncedIt's going to be weird.
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Not SyncedIf you thought this video wasn't weird,
you've probably watched me for a while -
Not SyncedYou're probably also weird now.
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Not SyncedIt's a proven fact I make people weirder.
Sorry. -
Not SyncedSo for all of the #lamps out there,
I can't wait to spend the year with you. -
Not SyncedFor all the new viewers out there,
all of the cool kids are doing it... -
Not Syncedjust do it!
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Not Synced(whispers) It's a tribe!
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Not Synced(oh, dude.. oh!)
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Not SyncedSubscribing to Nigahiga?
Not even once. -
Not SyncedAhhh... I hit the edge of my bed.
See you, guys! -
Not SyncedHey, thanks so much for watching.
If you want to see that video that took -
Not Syncedway too long to make,
click the left image. -
Not SyncedIf you want to see the Candy Crush video,
click the right image. -
Not SyncedIf you can't tell left from right, put
your hands up and make an L. -
Not SyncedNow put your right hand down.
There you go.
- Title:
- My Addiction
- Description:
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This was supposed to be the first video of the year but got delayed due to that video-that-shall-not-be-named. I know I don't do many personal videos like this, but its been a while and it felt like it was a necessary update.
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