My Addiction

This was supposed to be the first video of the year but got delayed due to that video-that-shall-not-be-named. I know I don't do many personal videos like this, but its been a while and it felt like it was a necessary update.
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First Vlog of the year and...I...

that's what I was supposed to do today.

I was supposed to cut my hair.

It look so poofy.

So this video was supposed to be
the first video of the year.

But as most of you know, I fell about
three weeks behind schedule

because the last video
took over a month to make.

Never, ever doing that many effects
in a video ever again.

I'll probably do another one.

But I wanted to start off the year
with something a little more personal.

And today I'm going to be talking about
something that I've never said publicly

and it's something no one other than
my closest friends and some family know.

But first, let me start off by saying
my New Year's resolution is pretty much

your typical New Year's resolution.
Exercise more and dieting better.

Be more mature. The main one was I was
gonna keep on making YouTube videos

without having to sacrifice my health.
Most of the time, it really goes into writing.

I write them on my laptop, my phone,
but if I wanna put them on paper,

that would probably look something
like this [snap]

Yeah.. No.. I didn't sell too many shabus
back in '09.

I don't even make, like,
99% out of these ideas

because most of them make absolutely no sense.

Out of all these there's just probably
a few worth filming.

Dragon Ball Z Fight in Real Life.
What a great idea - it doesn't sound

overly time-consuming, difficult,
and no amount of stress to do at all.

[aaaah] dragon [beeping] dragon [beeping]

I don't want to pick that all up so
I'm not going to push it

but you know how mad I am. [exhales]
anyway, as fun as it is

behind the scenes and what-not, I was just
trying to keep up with everything last year.

Skipping meals, losing sleep, feeling
exhausted all day.. and I ended up

developing what was a minor addiction.
I don't know where these feelings come from

or what they mean. But there's just something
about crystal meth

finding the smallest animal you could find
and just strangling them.

It just gives you that rush, you know?
Yeah, I've been doing a lot better this week.

Thank you, guys.
[clapping]

Very Good! Okay, let's move on to Ryan.

Hello, everyone. My name is Ryan and..
(others say, "Hi Ryan")

Hi. And over the years, I've kind of developed
an addiction to energy drinks & caffeine.

[dissing sounds] Are you freaking kidding me, man?
I do meth and I strangle animals for fun.

See dreads over there?
He hooks up an IV when he sleeps so

he could drink alcohol 24/7.
Ted shoots up heroin

just because he loves the movie Twilight
that much.

You're like my own personal brand of Bella.

Phil? I don't even wanna tell you what he's on.

What is he on?

He's still on MySpace.

Stop! Where'd you go?

See? You see these? These are real problems.
Why don't you come back when

you have a real addiction?

No, don't strangle him!

What? No, I wasn't going to do that.
He's my dog.

He's only hear because he's addicted to
making immature people laugh.

What?

[fart sound]
[laughter]

I don't know why I kept going with that.
So anyway, it's not like I'm addicted to

anything crazy like cocaine or crack or
crystal meth.