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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.51,0:00:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are good to go!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.38,0:00:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First Vlog of the year and...I...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's what I was supposed to do today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was supposed to cut my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.99,0:00:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It look so poofy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.12,0:00:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this video was supposed to be \Nthe first video of the year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.15,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But as most of you know, I fell about \Nthree weeks behind schedule
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.59,0:00:25.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the last video \Ntook over a month to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.35,0:00:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never, ever doing that many effects \Nin a video ever again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll probably do another one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I wanted to start off the year \Nwith something a little more personal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And today I'm going to be talking about\Nsomething that I've never said publicly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's something no one other than\Nmy closest friends and some family know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But first, let me start off by saying\Nmy New Year's resolution is pretty much
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your typical New Year's resolution.\NExercise more and dieting better.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be more mature. The main one was I was\Ngonna keep on making YouTube videos
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without having to sacrifice my health.\NMost of the time, it really goes into writing.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I write them on my laptop, my phone,\Nbut if I wanna put them on paper,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would probably look something \Nlike this [snap]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.. No.. I didn't sell too many shabus \Nback in '09.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even make, like, \N99% out of these ideas
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because most of them make absolutely no sense.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out of all these there's just probably\Na few worth filming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dragon Ball Z Fight in Real Life.\NWhat a great idea - it doesn't sound
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,overly time-consuming, difficult, \Nand no amount of stress to do at all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[aaaah] dragon [beeping] dragon [beeping]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to pick that all up so \NI'm not going to push it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you know how mad I am. [exhales]\Nanyway, as fun as it is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind the scenes and what-not, I was just\Ntrying to keep up with everything last year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Skipping meals, losing sleep, feeling\Nexhausted all day.. and I ended up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,developing what was a minor addiction.\NI don't know where these feelings come from
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or what they mean. But there's just something\Nabout crystal meth
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,finding the smallest animal you could find\Nand just strangling them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just gives you that rush, you know?\NYeah, I've been doing a lot better this week.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, guys.\N[clapping]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very Good! Okay, let's move on to Ryan.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everyone. My name is Ryan and..\N(others say, "Hi Ryan")
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. And over the years, I've kind of developed\Nan addiction to energy drinks & caffeine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[dissing sounds] Are you freaking kidding me, man?\NI do meth and I strangle animals for fun.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See dreads over there?\NHe hooks up an IV when he sleeps so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he could drink alcohol 24/7.\NTed shoots up heroin
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just because he loves the movie Twilight\Nthat much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're like my own personal brand of Bella.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil? I don't even wanna tell you what he's on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is he on?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's still on MySpace.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop! Where'd you go?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? You see these? These are real problems.\NWhy don't you come back when
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have a real addiction?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't strangle him!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? No, I wasn't going to do that. \NHe's my dog.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's only here because he's addicted to \Nmaking immature people laugh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[fart sound]\N[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why I kept going with that.\NThat was supposed to be a quick cut-away.\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So anyway, it's not like I'm addicted to\Nanything crazy like crack or crystal meth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I did just start getting into\NBreaking Bad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crystal meth does look kind of interesting
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a good joke.\NDo not ever do meth, kids.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Meth. Not even once.)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that long cut-away was\Nsupposed to be a joke.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Caffeine addiction is a real problem.\NIt's a real thing, and so was MySpace.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a real drug addict.\NYes, caffeine is legal, but it's real.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think. Is it a drug?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, I wouldn't know because I didn't\Ngraduate college... because of caffeine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Caffeine. Not even once.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I didn't graduate because I wanted\Nto make YouTube videos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But making YT videos led to caffeine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could say that YT is a gateway drug.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YT is a gateway drug.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YouTube. The gateway to caffeinated meth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, the caffeine thing got\Npretty bad last year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was literally drinking about 4 Red Bulls\Nevery single day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we were filming the [inaudible]\Nvideos last year
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you watch that video again and replace\NCandy Crush with caffeine,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I was talking about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Symbolism. I don't even know if that is\Nthe right term... because I didn't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,graduate college because of caffeine!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During that shoot, I was so exhausted,\Nto finish, I drank 9 Red Bulls in one day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That night, I crashed from Red Bulls,\Nbut I woke up later trembling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my chest was in pain, so I knew\NI had to stop drinking so much caffeine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told myself, after the last video\Nof the year, which was that one
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Screams)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just needed a break from YT so I could\Nstop drinking energy drinks for a month
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was worried I was getting\Naddicted to energy drinks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't think that was possible.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So why am I telling you all of this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot of you are younger than me.\NWhen I was younger, in HS/college,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was surrounded by people that did drugs,\Nbut I never did.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought addiction could never happen\Nto me, only weak-minded druggies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I mean is, for all of you innocent\Nkids, you will be addicted to drugs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding, sorry. This is serious.\NAddiction can happen to anyone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I honestly still drink energy drinks,\Nbut not 4 a day anymore. 1 or 2.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby steps.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all about the babies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People always make New Year's Resolutions\Nand never follow through because,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once they screw up, I think they say,\N"screw it," and just let it go.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's all about the baby steps.\NThis baby is moon walking.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your New Year's resolution was to be\Nnicer to people because you were
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a dick last year, try to be a dick every\Nother day. Then once a week.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then once a month.\NThen you relapse into an all-dick week...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That came out wrong...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never give up. Take baby steps.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody likes a dick and nobody wants an\Naddiction, especially if it's being a dick
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would make sense because nobody likes\Neither of those things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it doesn't have to be you.\NYou can beat that addiction.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can beat that dick.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My other resolution was to be more mature.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's clearly working.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fart)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I made this video as an update to\Nthe start of the year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot of you don't care about the\Npersonal life stuff.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You probably want me to drink more energy\Ndrinks to keep making more videos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks so much for watching.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I had a slow start this year, but\NI am back in it and ready to make 2014
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not just good...\Nnot just great...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but pretty average!\NIt will be another... cool year.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's going to be weird.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you thought this video wasn't weird,\Nyou've probably watched me for a while
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're probably also weird now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a proven fact I make people weirder.\NSorry.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for all of the #lamps out there,\NI can't wait to spend the year with you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For all the new viewers out there,\Nall of the cool kids are doing it...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just do it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whispers) It's a tribe!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(oh, dude.. oh!)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subscribing to Nigahiga?\NNot even once.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh... I hit the edge of my bed.\NSee you, guys!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, thanks so much for watching.\NIf you want to see that video that took
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,way too long to make,\Nclick the left image.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see the Candy Crush video,\Nclick the right image.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you can't tell left from right, put\Nyour hands up and make an L.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now put your right hand down.\NThere you go.