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MY TWERKING ADDICTION

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    Hey, boys! Wanna hear me twerk?
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    (tapping noises) Yeah!
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    SHUT UP!
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    Picking the right shorts are very important, you see?
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    You got to choose some shorts
    that are tight enough to, uh,
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    show off your assets, while
    still being loose enough
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    to get that jiggle-jiggle, wiggle-wiggle, jiggle-jiggle!
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    You know what I'm saying?
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    [hip hop music]
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    Twerking is sweeping the nation
    at a rate of 3 people per second.
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    That's almost 15 people per hour.
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    His best friend, Ian, is worried about his addiction
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    and has come to us for help.
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    Anthony first got into twerking when
    he saw Hannah Montana doing it.
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    And he hasn't stopped since.
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    Okay, first of all, I'm a way better
    twerker than Hannah Montana.
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    And second, I hardly ever do it.
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    God, this is so lame.
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    [hip hop music]
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    Anthony twerks 10 hours a day.
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    That's almost 30 hours every week.
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    30 hours of work at a retail store can buy you
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    enough baked beans to last two years.
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    I mean, it's gotten so bad
    that he can't even hold a job.
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    Everywhere he goes, he just
    twerks and I've tried to stop him.
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    I've tried to tell him, "Dude.
    twerking was so last month."
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    But he won't listen!
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    A man almost died because of him!
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    I mean, what is it going to
    take for him to stop twerking?!
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    He's hurting people!
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    Or maybe I quit some lame ass jobs
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    because I didn't t'werk there anymore.
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    -T'werk there?
    -I said "work there"!
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    And besides, I don't need some stupid ass jobs.
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    All I need is my crew to survive.
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    Anthony has started his own twerk crew.
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    Their work out video, "Twerk Out" has amassed
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    an impressive 15 views on YouTube.
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    I twerk out!
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    [hip hop music]
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    Anthony wants to be the best twerker in the world.
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    And he'll do whatever it
    takes to be the best twerker.
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    And eventually...it's gonna kill him.
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    Anthony drinks 500 ounces of Twerk Juice a day.
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    That's equivalent to a pool
    Michael Phelps swims in.
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    Michael Phelps' abs turn me on.
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    To help with the intervention, Ian has brought
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    the only woman in Anthony's
    life that still cares for him.
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    He wants Anthony to stop
    twerking, but I don't know.
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    I think twerking's kinda cool.
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    What?! No, it's just some stupid internet
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    fad that needs to go die in a fire!
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    I think someone's just a little
    bit peanut butter and jelly!
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    Ian thinks it's time to confront Anthony face-to-face.
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    Sometimes faces have muscles and skin on them.
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    Anthony, you have a twerking problem!
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    You need to stop!
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    It's just a hobby!
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    It's ruining your life!
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    Can you teach me how to twerk?
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    Mom! I'm trying to help save his l--(begins chocking)
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    He's chocking!
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    Oh, god! Call an ambulance!
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    Nah, I believe in Darwinism.
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    Fine!
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    [hip hop music] I twerk out!
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    (groaning in slow motion)
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    Ugh! Oh! Oh.
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    My god! You just saved my
    life with the power of twerk!
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    Anthony, you know I don't
    agree with your addiction.
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    But damn it, I can't deny that you're
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    the greatest twerker that ever lived!
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    I wish Anthony hadn't saved him.
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    Today has taught me to only
    my twerk powers for good.
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    -(sniffles) Thank you, Ian.
    -No problem, man.
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    Now get out there and save some lives!
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    I won't let you down, man!
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    [hip hop music]
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    Two days later, Anthony intervened
    in an armed burglary.
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    (gun shots)
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    Come on, help me (inaudible).
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    Stop right there!
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    I twerk out!
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    [hip hop music] Heh heh heh.
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    (gun shot)
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    AAAAAAH! AAAH! GOOOOOD!
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    He was completely paralyzed from the waist down.
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    (robotic voice) I twerk out.
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    [hip hop music]
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    To see bloopers and some more hot twerkin' action:
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    (off screen) Oh my god.
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    Click the video right here.
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    I'm crying like a little bitch! (sobs)
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    (robotic voice) Click the
    subscribe button to twerk out.
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    (robotic voice) Yeah. Yeah. Bump that booty.
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Title:
MY TWERKING ADDICTION
Description:

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In this episode of My Strange Addiction, we cover a man who can't stop twerking.

Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself
Ian Hecox as Himself / Burglar
Ian's Mom as Ian's Mom | Jon Hooker as Javier
Julie Pritchard and Nicole Chilelli as Twerk Out Girls

Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty

AD: Frank Cosgriff | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Ian Webb | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grips: Jon Hooker & Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | MUA: Nicole Chilelli
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:48

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