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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.25,0:00:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, boys! Wanna hear me twerk?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.16,0:00:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(tapping noises) Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.87,0:00:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.20,0:00:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Picking the right shorts are very important, you see?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.72,0:00:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got to choose some shorts\Nthat are tight enough to, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.24,0:00:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show off your assets, while \Nstill being loose enough
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.43,0:00:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get that jiggle-jiggle, wiggle-wiggle, jiggle-jiggle!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.13,0:00:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I'm saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.15,0:00:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.21,0:00:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twerking is sweeping the nation \Nat a rate of 3 people per second.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.35,0:00:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's almost 15 people per hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:32.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His best friend, Ian, is worried about his addiction
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.87,0:00:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has come to us for help.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.72,0:00:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony first got into twerking when\Nhe saw Hannah Montana doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.08,0:00:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he hasn't stopped since.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, first of all, I'm a way better\Ntwerker than Hannah Montana.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.89,0:00:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And second, I hardly ever do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.12,0:00:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, this is so lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.85,0:00:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.32,0:00:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony twerks 10 hours a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.54,0:00:55.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's almost 30 hours every week.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.17,0:00:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,30 hours of work at a retail store can buy you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.21,0:00:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enough baked beans to last two years.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.21,0:01:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it's gotten so bad\Nthat he can't even hold a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.76,0:01:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everywhere he goes, he just\Ntwerks and I've tried to stop him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.81,0:01:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've tried to tell him, "Dude. \Ntwerking was so last month."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he won't listen!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.90,0:01:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A man almost died because of him!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.41,0:01:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, what is it going to \Ntake for him to stop twerking?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.03,0:01:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's hurting people!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.90,0:01:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe I quit some lame ass jobs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.41,0:01:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I didn't t'werk there anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.37,0:01:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-T'werk there?\N-I said "work there"!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.12,0:01:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And besides, I don't need some stupid ass jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.46,0:01:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I need is my crew to survive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony has started his own twerk crew.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.51,0:01:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Their work out video, "Twerk Out" has amassed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.06,0:01:38.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an impressive 15 views on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.47,0:01:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I twerk out!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony wants to be the best twerker in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.41,0:01:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he'll do whatever it \Ntakes to be the best twerker.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.65,0:01:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And eventually...it's gonna kill him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.83,0:01:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony drinks 500 ounces of Twerk Juice a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.20,0:02:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's equivalent to a pool\NMichael Phelps swims in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.69,0:02:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Phelps' abs turn me on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.40,0:02:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To help with the intervention, Ian has brought
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.54,0:02:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the only woman in Anthony's\Nlife that still cares for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.95,0:02:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants Anthony to stop\Ntwerking, but I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.68,0:02:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think twerking's kinda cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.37,0:02:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! No, it's just some stupid internet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.49,0:02:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fad that needs to go die in a fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.53,0:02:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think someone's just a little\Nbit peanut butter and jelly!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.19,0:02:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian thinks it's time to confront Anthony face-to-face.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.77,0:02:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes faces have muscles and skin on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.36,0:02:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony, you have a twerking problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.11,0:02:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.34,0:02:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a hobby!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.92,0:02:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ruining your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.69,0:02:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you teach me how to twerk?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.29,0:02:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom! I'm trying to help save his l--(begins chocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.01,0:02:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's chocking!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.56,0:02:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, god! Call an ambulance!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.11,0:02:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, I believe in Darwinism.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.96,0:02:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.10,0:02:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music] I twerk out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.89,0:02:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning in slow motion)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.27,0:03:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh! Oh! Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.12,0:03:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My god! You just saved my\Nlife with the power of twerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.90,0:03:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony, you know I don't \Nagree with your addiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.77,0:03:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But damn it, I can't deny that you're
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.37,0:03:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the greatest twerker that ever lived!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.94,0:03:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish Anthony hadn't saved him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.73,0:03:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today has taught me to only\Nmy twerk powers for good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.68,0:03:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(sniffles) Thank you, Ian.\N-No problem, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.31,0:03:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get out there and save some lives!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.57,0:03:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you down, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.60,0:03:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.73,0:03:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two days later, Anthony intervened\Nin an armed burglary.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.31,0:03:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gun shots)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.40,0:03:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, help me (inaudible).
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.89,0:04:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.02,0:04:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I twerk out!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.93,0:04:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music] Heh heh heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.26,0:04:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gun shot)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.09,0:04:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAAAAH! AAAH! GOOOOOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.06,0:04:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was completely paralyzed from the waist down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.98,0:04:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(robotic voice) I twerk out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.35,0:04:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[hip hop music]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.09,0:04:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see bloopers and some more hot twerkin' action:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.17,0:04:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(off screen) Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.14,0:04:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the video right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.65,0:04:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm crying like a little bitch! (sobs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.78,0:04:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(robotic voice) Click the \Nsubscribe button to twerk out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.10,0:04:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(robotic voice) Yeah. Yeah. Bump that booty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.24,0:04:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube\Nto see other videos or make a request]