WEBVTT 00:00:00.247 --> 00:00:02.049 Hey, boys! Wanna hear me twerk? 00:00:02.156 --> 00:00:03.866 (tapping noises) Yeah! 00:00:03.866 --> 00:00:05.127 SHUT UP! 00:00:08.205 --> 00:00:10.723 Picking the right shorts are very important, you see? 00:00:10.723 --> 00:00:12.897 You got to choose some shorts that are tight enough to, uh, 00:00:13.235 --> 00:00:16.428 show off your assets, while still being loose enough 00:00:16.428 --> 00:00:19.128 to get that jiggle-jiggle, wiggle-wiggle, jiggle-jiggle! 00:00:19.128 --> 00:00:20.148 You know what I'm saying? 00:00:20.148 --> 00:00:22.670 [hip hop music] 00:00:23.213 --> 00:00:27.215 Twerking is sweeping the nation at a rate of 3 people per second. 00:00:27.353 --> 00:00:30.024 That's almost 15 people per hour. 00:00:30.131 --> 00:00:32.869 His best friend, Ian, is worried about his addiction 00:00:32.869 --> 00:00:34.725 and has come to us for help. 00:00:34.725 --> 00:00:39.082 Anthony first got into twerking when he saw Hannah Montana doing it. 00:00:39.082 --> 00:00:40.716 And he hasn't stopped since. 00:00:40.716 --> 00:00:43.891 Okay, first of all, I'm a way better twerker than Hannah Montana. 00:00:43.891 --> 00:00:45.863 And second, I hardly ever do it. 00:00:46.124 --> 00:00:47.466 God, this is so lame. 00:00:47.850 --> 00:00:50.319 [hip hop music] 00:00:50.319 --> 00:00:52.407 Anthony twerks 10 hours a day. 00:00:52.545 --> 00:00:55.094 That's almost 30 hours every week. 00:00:55.170 --> 00:00:57.208 30 hours of work at a retail store can buy you 00:00:57.208 --> 00:00:59.214 enough baked beans to last two years. 00:00:59.214 --> 00:01:02.758 I mean, it's gotten so bad that he can't even hold a job. 00:01:02.758 --> 00:01:06.809 Everywhere he goes, he just twerks and I've tried to stop him. 00:01:06.809 --> 00:01:09.442 I've tried to tell him, "Dude. twerking was so last month." 00:01:09.442 --> 00:01:10.781 But he won't listen! 00:01:10.904 --> 00:01:13.335 A man almost died because of him! 00:01:13.411 --> 00:01:17.032 I mean, what is it going to take for him to stop twerking?! 00:01:17.032 --> 00:01:18.612 He's hurting people! 00:01:18.904 --> 00:01:21.409 Or maybe I quit some lame ass jobs 00:01:21.409 --> 00:01:22.866 because I didn't t'werk there anymore. 00:01:23.373 --> 00:01:26.116 -T'werk there? -I said "work there"! 00:01:26.116 --> 00:01:28.458 And besides, I don't need some stupid ass jobs. 00:01:28.458 --> 00:01:30.788 All I need is my crew to survive. 00:01:31.003 --> 00:01:33.404 Anthony has started his own twerk crew. 00:01:33.511 --> 00:01:36.055 Their work out video, "Twerk Out" has amassed 00:01:36.055 --> 00:01:38.808 an impressive 15 views on YouTube. 00:01:39.470 --> 00:01:40.353 I twerk out! 00:01:40.353 --> 00:01:43.358 [hip hop music] 00:01:46.351 --> 00:01:49.058 Anthony wants to be the best twerker in the world. 00:01:49.411 --> 00:01:52.066 And he'll do whatever it takes to be the best twerker. 00:01:52.650 --> 00:01:55.580 And eventually...it's gonna kill him. 00:01:55.826 --> 00:01:59.154 Anthony drinks 500 ounces of Twerk Juice a day. 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:02.611 That's equivalent to a pool Michael Phelps swims in. 00:02:02.687 --> 00:02:04.400 Michael Phelps' abs turn me on. 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:06.544 To help with the intervention, Ian has brought 00:02:06.544 --> 00:02:09.846 the only woman in Anthony's life that still cares for him. 00:02:09.953 --> 00:02:12.676 He wants Anthony to stop twerking, but I don't know. 00:02:12.676 --> 00:02:14.203 I think twerking's kinda cool. 00:02:14.372 --> 00:02:16.491 What?! No, it's just some stupid internet 00:02:16.491 --> 00:02:18.421 fad that needs to go die in a fire! 00:02:18.528 --> 00:02:21.990 I think someone's just a little bit peanut butter and jelly! 00:02:22.190 --> 00:02:25.520 Ian thinks it's time to confront Anthony face-to-face. 00:02:25.766 --> 00:02:28.794 Sometimes faces have muscles and skin on them. 00:02:29.362 --> 00:02:31.112 Anthony, you have a twerking problem! 00:02:31.112 --> 00:02:32.342 You need to stop! 00:02:32.342 --> 00:02:33.917 It's just a hobby! 00:02:33.917 --> 00:02:35.448 It's ruining your life! 00:02:35.694 --> 00:02:37.293 Can you teach me how to twerk? 00:02:37.293 --> 00:02:41.795 Mom! I'm trying to help save his l--(begins chocking) 00:02:43.010 --> 00:02:43.841 He's chocking! 00:02:44.556 --> 00:02:46.106 Oh, god! Call an ambulance! 00:02:46.106 --> 00:02:47.958 Nah, I believe in Darwinism. 00:02:47.958 --> 00:02:48.773 Fine! 00:02:52.098 --> 00:02:54.152 [hip hop music] I twerk out! 00:02:55.891 --> 00:02:59.359 (groaning in slow motion) 00:03:05.268 --> 00:03:07.334 Ugh! Oh! Oh. 00:03:08.118 --> 00:03:12.151 My god! You just saved my life with the power of twerk! 00:03:12.904 --> 00:03:16.190 Anthony, you know I don't agree with your addiction. 00:03:16.774 --> 00:03:18.371 But damn it, I can't deny that you're 00:03:18.371 --> 00:03:20.725 the greatest twerker that ever lived! 00:03:33.939 --> 00:03:36.030 I wish Anthony hadn't saved him. 00:03:36.733 --> 00:03:40.269 Today has taught me to only my twerk powers for good. 00:03:40.684 --> 00:03:44.201 -(sniffles) Thank you, Ian. -No problem, man. 00:03:44.308 --> 00:03:47.566 Now get out there and save some lives! 00:03:47.566 --> 00:03:49.375 I won't let you down, man! 00:03:50.605 --> 00:03:53.332 [hip hop music] 00:03:53.729 --> 00:03:56.990 Two days later, Anthony intervened in an armed burglary. 00:03:57.306 --> 00:03:58.337 (gun shots) 00:03:58.405 --> 00:03:59.681 Come on, help me (inaudible). 00:03:59.893 --> 00:04:01.093 Stop right there! 00:04:02.020 --> 00:04:02.883 I twerk out! 00:04:02.929 --> 00:04:05.511 [hip hop music] Heh heh heh. 00:04:06.264 --> 00:04:07.090 (gun shot) 00:04:07.090 --> 00:04:10.451 AAAAAAH! AAAH! GOOOOOD! 00:04:12.065 --> 00:04:15.480 He was completely paralyzed from the waist down. 00:04:18.981 --> 00:04:19.983 (robotic voice) I twerk out. 00:04:20.352 --> 00:04:23.074 [hip hop music] 00:04:27.094 --> 00:04:30.741 To see bloopers and some more hot twerkin' action: 00:04:31.171 --> 00:04:32.137 (off screen) Oh my god. 00:04:32.137 --> 00:04:34.173 Click the video right here. 00:04:34.649 --> 00:04:37.780 I'm crying like a little bitch! (sobs) 00:04:37.780 --> 00:04:40.488 (robotic voice) Click the subscribe button to twerk out. 00:04:41.103 --> 00:04:44.241 (robotic voice) Yeah. Yeah. Bump that booty. 00:04:44.241 --> 00:04:48.000 [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube to see other videos or make a request]