Hey, boys! Wanna hear me twerk?

(tapping noises) Yeah!

SHUT UP!

Picking the right shorts are very important, you see?

You got to choose some shorts
that are tight enough to, uh,

show off your assets, while 
still being loose enough

to get that jiggle-jiggle, wiggle-wiggle, jiggle-jiggle!

You know what I'm saying?

[hip hop music]

Twerking is sweeping the nation 
at a rate of 3 people per second.

That's almost 15 people per hour.

His best friend, Ian, is worried about his addiction

and has come to us for help.

Anthony first got into twerking when
he saw Hannah Montana doing it.

And he hasn't stopped since.

Okay, first of all, I'm a way better
twerker than Hannah Montana.

And second, I hardly ever do it.

God, this is so lame.

[hip hop music]

Anthony twerks 10 hours a day.

That's almost 30 hours every week.

30 hours of work at a retail store can buy you

enough baked beans to last two years.

I mean, it's gotten so bad
that he can't even hold a job.

Everywhere he goes, he just
twerks and I've tried to stop him.

I've tried to tell him, "Dude. 
twerking was so last month."

But he won't listen!

A man almost died because of him!

I mean, what is it going to 
take for him to stop twerking?!

He's hurting people!

Or maybe I quit some lame ass jobs

because I didn't t'werk there anymore.

-T'werk there?
-I said "work there"!

And besides, I don't need some stupid ass jobs.

All I need is my crew to survive.

Anthony has started his own twerk crew.

Their work out video, "Twerk Out" has amassed

an impressive 15 views on YouTube.

I twerk out!

[hip hop music]

Anthony wants to be the best twerker in the world.

And he'll do whatever it 
takes to be the best twerker.

And eventually...it's gonna kill him.

Anthony drinks 500 ounces of Twerk Juice a day.

That's equivalent to a pool
Michael Phelps swims in.

Michael Phelps' abs turn me on.

To help with the intervention, Ian has brought

the only woman in Anthony's
life that still cares for him.

He wants Anthony to stop
twerking, but I don't know.

I think twerking's kinda cool.

What?! No, it's just some stupid internet

fad that needs to go die in a fire!

I think someone's just a little
bit peanut butter and jelly!

Ian thinks it's time to confront Anthony face-to-face.

Sometimes faces have muscles and skin on them.

Anthony, you have a twerking problem!

You need to stop!

It's just a hobby!

It's ruining your life!

Can you teach me how to twerk?

Mom! I'm trying to help save his l--(begins chocking)

He's chocking!

Oh, god! Call an ambulance!

Nah, I believe in Darwinism.

Fine!

[hip hop music] I twerk out!

(groaning in slow motion)

Ugh! Oh! Oh.

My god! You just saved my
life with the power of twerk!

Anthony, you know I don't 
agree with your addiction.

But damn it, I can't deny that you're

the greatest twerker that ever lived!

I wish Anthony hadn't saved him.

Today has taught me to only
my twerk powers for good.

-(sniffles) Thank you, Ian.
-No problem, man.

Now get out there and save some lives!

I won't let you down, man!

[hip hop music]

Two days later, Anthony intervened
in an armed burglary.

(gun shots)

Come on, help me (inaudible).

Stop right there!

I twerk out!

[hip hop music] Heh heh heh.

(gun shot)

AAAAAAH! AAAH! GOOOOOD!

He was completely paralyzed from the waist down.

(robotic voice) I twerk out.

[hip hop music]

To see bloopers and some more hot twerkin' action:

(off screen) Oh my god.

Click the video right here.

I'm crying like a little bitch! (sobs)

(robotic voice) Click the 
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(robotic voice) Yeah. Yeah. Bump that booty.

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