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REAL VOODOO DOLL!

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    - In about second you will hear a man say "shut up".
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    - Shut up!
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    - Stupid!
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    - Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my
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    job interview.
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    - This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!
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    It's not even possible to sit on a cloud!
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    God, this game is stupid!
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    - Come on man it's not that hard.
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    Wow, you do suck at this game.
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    - God!
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    - Come on man it was just a joke.
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    You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud?
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    Ha! You suck at everything!
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    - Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for princess
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    peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done!
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    Ian?
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    - Balls!
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    Balls! Balls! Balls!
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    Balls! Balls! Balls!
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    - Are you okay, man?
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    - Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spazem
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    and punched myself in the face a bunch of times.
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    Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview.
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    - Balls!
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    - Balls?
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    - Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain.
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    - Good to know.
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    Good luck with your interview.
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    - Ian, I've gotta say ...
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    out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ...
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    There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell
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    me a little bit about why you'd like to be a subtitute teacher?
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    - Well I really, really love ...
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    Balls!
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    Sorry, what I meant to say is
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    that I really love working with kids ...
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    Balls!
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    - Excuse me?
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    - No, Nothing, I think I just have something wrong with my ...
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    Balls!
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    - You know, maybe we should take this up a different time
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    Why don't you plan on coming back? ...
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    - Balls!
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    Oh my god! I'm so sorry!
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    I'm so sorry!
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    - This is boring.
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    Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself?
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    Sweeeeeet.
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    - Dude I got the job.
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    He said he really loved my energy.
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    - Oh yeah, you know I like that.
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    - Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ...
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    Why are you play with that little kids doll?
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    - It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll!
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    - Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see!
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    - Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll?
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    - Yaeh.
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    - Then that means ...
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    Oh dude ...
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    Were you fondeling yourself through your own voodoo doll?
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    - I was just curious.
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    It feels like someone else is doing it you know? Like that one time
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    you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ...
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    - Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now.
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    - So is it gay if I fondel myself through my own voodoo doll?
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    - Yeah.
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    - So uh ...
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    These things actually work?
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    Balls!
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    Wait ...
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    - Oh god! dude what was that for?!
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    - You where trying to sabotage my job interview!
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    - Balls.
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    - I don't want to have to kill you.
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    - Me neither.
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    - We should just get rid of these things.
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    - What if we tryed trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else?
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    - Okay, who the hell gave you these?
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    - Him
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    - Hey, turtle cloud guy...
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    Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha?
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    Oh come on. Please give me one.
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    Please, please ...
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Title:
REAL VOODOO DOLL!
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Anthony gets a voodoo doll of Ian and uses it to get revenge.
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
05:14
Sebastian Andrade-Miles added a translation

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