0:00:00.259,0:00:03.613 - In about second you will hear a man say "shut up". 0:00:03.613,0:00:04.806 - Shut up! 0:00:09.864,0:00:10.930 - Stupid! 0:00:18.065,0:00:20.000 - Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my 0:00:20.000,0:00:20.806 job interview. 0:00:20.806,0:00:23.837 - This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me! 0:00:24.115,0:00:26.893 It's not even possible to sit on a cloud! 0:00:27.903,0:00:29.557 God, this game is stupid! 0:00:29.557,0:00:31.434 - Come on man it's not that hard. 0:00:38.654,0:00:40.353 Wow, you do suck at this game. 0:00:40.604,0:00:41.290 - God! 0:00:42.253,0:00:44.063 - Come on man it was just a joke. 0:00:47.138,0:00:49.995 You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud? 0:00:50.000,0:00:51.904 Ha! You suck at everything! 0:00:51.904,0:00:57.995 - Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for princess 0:00:58.000,0:01:01.426 peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done! 0:01:09.058,0:01:09.976 Ian? 0:01:13.414,0:01:14.371 - Balls! 0:01:17.819,0:01:19.583 Balls! Balls! Balls! 0:01:20.508,0:01:21.812 Balls! Balls! Balls! 0:01:27.420,0:01:28.339 - Are you okay, man? 0:01:28.617,0:01:31.268 - Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spazem 0:01:31.268,0:01:33.384 and punched myself in the face a bunch of times. 0:01:33.897,0:01:35.881 Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview. 0:01:36.485,0:01:37.484 - Balls! 0:01:38.993,0:01:39.776 - Balls? 0:01:40.198,0:01:43.504 - Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain. 0:01:43.855,0:01:46.272 - Good to know. 0:01:48.405,0:01:50.231 Good luck with your interview. 0:01:51.894,0:01:53.632 - Ian, I've gotta say ... 0:01:53.953,0:01:55.953 out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ... 0:01:56.168,0:01:58.995 There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell 0:01:59.000,0:02:01.912 me a little bit about why you'd like to be a subtitute teacher? 0:02:02.323,0:02:04.588 - Well I really, really love ... 0:02:04.588,0:02:05.580 Balls! 0:02:08.626,0:02:10.399 Sorry, what I meant to say is 0:02:10.399,0:02:12.445 that I really love working with kids ... 0:02:12.445,0:02:13.290 Balls! 0:02:13.290,0:02:14.319 - Excuse me? 0:02:16.503,0:02:19.576 - No, Nothing, I think I just have something wrong with my ... 0:02:19.576,0:02:21.384 Balls! 0:02:21.384,0:02:23.124 - You know, maybe we should take this up a different time 0:02:23.124,0:02:24.167 Why don't you plan on coming back? ... 0:02:24.167,0:02:24.931 - Balls! 0:02:37.057,0:02:38.931 Oh my god! I'm so sorry! 0:02:38.931,0:02:40.147 I'm so sorry! 0:02:44.614,0:02:46.160 - This is boring. 0:02:49.480,0:02:52.869 Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself? 0:02:56.877,0:02:59.001 Sweeeeeet. 0:03:00.754,0:03:02.283 - Dude I got the job. 0:03:03.239,0:03:04.689 He said he really loved my energy. 0:03:05.879,0:03:07.752 - Oh yeah, you know I like that. 0:03:10.301,0:03:11.674 - Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ... 0:03:11.674,0:03:13.674 Why are you play with that little kids doll? 0:03:13.674,0:03:16.088 - It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll! 0:03:16.088,0:03:18.366 - Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see! 0:03:18.833,0:03:21.627 - Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll? 0:03:22.762,0:03:23.854 - Yaeh. 0:03:25.410,0:03:26.330 - Then that means ... 0:03:27.423,0:03:28.549 Oh dude ... 0:03:28.995,0:03:31.023 Were you fondeling yourself through your own voodoo doll? 0:03:31.290,0:03:32.510 - I was just curious. 0:03:33.181,0:03:35.995 It feels like someone else is doing it you know? Like that one time 0:03:36.000,0:03:40.045 you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ... 0:03:40.045,0:03:42.524 - Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now. 0:03:45.430,0:03:49.689 - So is it gay if I fondel myself through my own voodoo doll? 0:03:50.326,0:03:51.060 - Yeah. 0:03:51.956,0:03:52.799 - So uh ... 0:03:53.232,0:03:54.544 These things actually work? 0:03:55.370,0:03:56.498 Balls! 0:03:57.337,0:03:58.057 Wait ... 0:04:01.508,0:04:03.049 - Oh god! dude what was that for?! 0:04:03.049,0:04:05.358 - You where trying to sabotage my job interview! 0:04:07.103,0:04:18.000 - Balls. 0:04:24.098,0:04:25.495 - I don't want to have to kill you. 0:04:25.500,0:04:27.000 - Me neither. 0:04:32.888,0:04:34.214 - We should just get rid of these things. 0:04:34.963,0:04:37.878 - What if we tryed trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else? 0:04:38.317,0:04:40.170 - Okay, who the hell gave you these? 0:04:40.888,0:04:42.056 - Him 0:04:45.767,0:04:47.029 - Hey, turtle cloud guy... 0:04:47.268,0:04:49.385 Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha? 0:04:49.385,0:04:51.006 Oh come on. Please give me one. 0:04:51.006,0:04:51.814 Please, please ... 0:04:52.500,0:04:57.500 [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] 0:04:58.382,0:05:01.643 - To see bloopers from this video and more 0:05:01.893,0:05:04.589 click the link in the description below! 0:05:04.589,0:05:05.523 - It's about balls. 0:05:05.523,0:05:07.127 - Thanks for Subscribing! 0:05:07.127,0:05:10.872 Add to favorites if you hate that turtle shell cloud guy too! 0:05:10.872,0:05:13.676 And click "Dislike" if you're a dick!