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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.26,0:00:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- In about second you will hear a man say "shut up".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.61,0:00:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.86,0:00:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.06,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,job interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.81,0:00:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.12,0:00:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not even possible to sit on a cloud!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.90,0:00:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, this game is stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.56,0:00:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on man it's not that hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.65,0:00:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, you do suck at this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.60,0:00:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- God!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Come on man it was just a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.14,0:00:49.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha! You suck at everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.90,0:00:57.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for princess
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.06,0:01:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.41,0:01:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.82,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Balls! Balls! Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.51,0:01:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Balls! Balls! Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.42,0:01:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you okay, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.62,0:01:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spazem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.27,0:01:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and punched myself in the face a bunch of times.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.90,0:01:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.48,0:01:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.99,0:01:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Balls?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.20,0:01:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.86,0:01:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.40,0:01:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good luck with your interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.89,0:01:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ian, I've gotta say ...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.95,0:01:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.17,0:01:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.00,0:02:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me a little bit about why you'd like to be a subtitute teacher?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.32,0:02:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well I really, really love ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.59,0:02:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.63,0:02:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, what I meant to say is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.40,0:02:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I really love working with kids ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.44,0:02:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.29,0:02:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.50,0:02:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, Nothing, I think I just have something wrong with my ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.58,0:02:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.38,0:02:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know, maybe we should take this up a different time
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.12,0:02:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you plan on coming back? ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.17,0:02:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.06,0:02:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god! I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.93,0:02:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.61,0:02:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.48,0:02:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.88,0:02:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweeeeeet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.75,0:03:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dude I got the job.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.24,0:03:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said he really loved my energy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.88,0:03:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yeah, you know I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.30,0:03:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.67,0:03:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you play with that little kids doll?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.67,0:03:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.09,0:03:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.83,0:03:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.76,0:03:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yaeh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.41,0:03:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Then that means ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.42,0:03:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh dude ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.100,0:03:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you fondeling yourself through your own voodoo doll?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.29,0:03:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was just curious.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.18,0:03:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like someone else is doing it you know? Like that one time
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.00,0:03:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.04,0:03:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.43,0:03:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So is it gay if I fondel myself through my own voodoo doll?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.33,0:03:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.96,0:03:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So uh ...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.23,0:03:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These things actually work?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.34,0:03:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait ...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.51,0:04:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh god! dude what was that for?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.05,0:04:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You where trying to sabotage my job interview!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.10,0:04:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.10,0:04:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't want to have to kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.50,0:04:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.89,0:04:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We should just get rid of these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.96,0:04:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What if we tryed trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.32,0:04:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, who the hell gave you these?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.89,0:04:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Him
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.77,0:04:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, turtle cloud guy...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.27,0:04:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.38,0:04:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come on. Please give me one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.01,0:04:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, please ...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.50,0:04:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]
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Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.59,0:05:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's about balls.
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