WEBVTT 00:00:00.259 --> 00:00:03.613 - In about second you will hear a man say "shut up". 00:00:03.613 --> 00:00:04.806 - Shut up! 00:00:09.864 --> 00:00:10.930 - Stupid! 00:00:18.065 --> 00:00:20.000 - Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:20.806 job interview. 00:00:20.806 --> 00:00:23.837 - This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me! 00:00:24.115 --> 00:00:26.893 It's not even possible to sit on a cloud! 00:00:27.903 --> 00:00:29.557 God, this game is stupid! 00:00:29.557 --> 00:00:31.434 - Come on man it's not that hard. 00:00:38.654 --> 00:00:40.353 Wow, you do suck at this game. 00:00:40.604 --> 00:00:41.290 - God! 00:00:42.253 --> 00:00:44.063 - Come on man it was just a joke. 00:00:47.138 --> 00:00:49.995 You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud? 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:51.904 Ha! You suck at everything! 00:00:51.904 --> 00:00:57.995 - Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for princess 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:01.426 peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done! 00:01:09.058 --> 00:01:09.976 Ian? 00:01:13.414 --> 00:01:14.371 - Balls! 00:01:17.819 --> 00:01:19.583 Balls! Balls! Balls! 00:01:20.508 --> 00:01:21.812 Balls! Balls! Balls! 00:01:27.420 --> 00:01:28.339 - Are you okay, man? 00:01:28.617 --> 00:01:31.268 - Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spazem 00:01:31.268 --> 00:01:33.384 and punched myself in the face a bunch of times. 00:01:33.897 --> 00:01:35.881 Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview. 00:01:36.485 --> 00:01:37.484 - Balls! 00:01:38.993 --> 00:01:39.776 - Balls? 00:01:40.198 --> 00:01:43.504 - Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain. 00:01:43.855 --> 00:01:46.272 - Good to know. 00:01:48.405 --> 00:01:50.231 Good luck with your interview. 00:01:51.894 --> 00:01:53.632 - Ian, I've gotta say ... 00:01:53.953 --> 00:01:55.953 out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ... 00:01:56.168 --> 00:01:58.995 There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:01.912 me a little bit about why you'd like to be a subtitute teacher? 00:02:02.323 --> 00:02:04.588 - Well I really, really love ... 00:02:04.588 --> 00:02:05.580 Balls! 00:02:08.626 --> 00:02:10.399 Sorry, what I meant to say is 00:02:10.399 --> 00:02:12.445 that I really love working with kids ... 00:02:12.445 --> 00:02:13.290 Balls! 00:02:13.290 --> 00:02:14.319 - Excuse me? 00:02:16.503 --> 00:02:19.576 - No, Nothing, I think I just have something wrong with my ... 00:02:19.576 --> 00:02:21.384 Balls! 00:02:21.384 --> 00:02:23.124 - You know, maybe we should take this up a different time 00:02:23.124 --> 00:02:24.167 Why don't you plan on coming back? ... 00:02:24.167 --> 00:02:24.931 - Balls! 00:02:37.057 --> 00:02:38.931 Oh my god! I'm so sorry! 00:02:38.931 --> 00:02:40.147 I'm so sorry! 00:02:44.614 --> 00:02:46.160 - This is boring. 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:52.869 Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself? 00:02:56.877 --> 00:02:59.001 Sweeeeeet. 00:03:00.754 --> 00:03:02.283 - Dude I got the job. 00:03:03.239 --> 00:03:04.689 He said he really loved my energy. 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:07.752 - Oh yeah, you know I like that. 00:03:10.301 --> 00:03:11.674 - Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ... 00:03:11.674 --> 00:03:13.674 Why are you play with that little kids doll? 00:03:13.674 --> 00:03:16.088 - It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll! 00:03:16.088 --> 00:03:18.366 - Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see! 00:03:18.833 --> 00:03:21.627 - Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll? 00:03:22.762 --> 00:03:23.854 - Yaeh. 00:03:25.410 --> 00:03:26.330 - Then that means ... 00:03:27.423 --> 00:03:28.549 Oh dude ... 00:03:28.995 --> 00:03:31.023 Were you fondeling yourself through your own voodoo doll? 00:03:31.290 --> 00:03:32.510 - I was just curious. 00:03:33.181 --> 00:03:35.995 It feels like someone else is doing it you know? Like that one time 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:40.045 you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ... 00:03:40.045 --> 00:03:42.524 - Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now. 00:03:45.430 --> 00:03:49.689 - So is it gay if I fondel myself through my own voodoo doll? 00:03:50.326 --> 00:03:51.060 - Yeah. 00:03:51.956 --> 00:03:52.799 - So uh ... 00:03:53.232 --> 00:03:54.544 These things actually work? 00:03:55.370 --> 00:03:56.498 Balls! 00:03:57.337 --> 00:03:58.057 Wait ... 00:04:01.508 --> 00:04:03.049 - Oh god! dude what was that for?! 00:04:03.049 --> 00:04:05.358 - You where trying to sabotage my job interview! 00:04:07.103 --> 00:04:18.000 - Balls. 00:04:24.098 --> 00:04:25.495 - I don't want to have to kill you. 00:04:25.500 --> 00:04:27.000 - Me neither. 00:04:32.888 --> 00:04:34.214 - We should just get rid of these things. 00:04:34.963 --> 00:04:37.878 - What if we tryed trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else? 00:04:38.317 --> 00:04:40.170 - Okay, who the hell gave you these? 00:04:40.888 --> 00:04:42.056 - Him 00:04:45.767 --> 00:04:47.029 - Hey, turtle cloud guy... 00:04:47.268 --> 00:04:49.385 Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha? 00:04:49.385 --> 00:04:51.006 Oh come on. Please give me one. 00:04:51.006 --> 00:04:51.814 Please, please ... 00:04:52.500 --> 00:04:57.500 [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV] 00:04:58.382 --> 00:05:01.643 - To see bloopers from this video and more 00:05:01.893 --> 00:05:04.589 click the link in the description below! 00:05:04.589 --> 00:05:05.523 - It's about balls. 00:05:05.523 --> 00:05:07.127 - Thanks for Subscribing! 00:05:07.127 --> 00:05:10.872 Add to favorites if you hate that turtle shell cloud guy too! 00:05:10.872 --> 00:05:13.676 And click "Dislike" if you're a dick!