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You bet your bottom dollar that
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I don't like Christmas.
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But I love dubstep!
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Cue the beat!
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(DubStep Beats and Music)
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(Explosion) Damn its gooooodd
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It's bigger!
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I'm Alex Farnham and This is DIG 808 Show
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Get it? Damn it's good...
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(90's TV Program Music)
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Whooo! (Laughs)
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So we're gonna tape that
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(Laughs)
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Yo W'sup you're watching DIG 808 Show
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The show where we talk about babes, skateboarding,
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and what's hot in the world
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Whaaa whaaat
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(Laughing)
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(Incoherent mumbling) ..it's crazaaay
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( 90's Young TV Show Music)
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I'm Rawn
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I'm Omar
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I'm Nick
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Hey, What's up? I'm Artie
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(Awkwardly) I'm Matt
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I'm Alex
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And welcome to the show!
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(Classical Music)
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Welcome to another episode of DIG 808
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On this episode, we show you
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how to take an arrow to the knee
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So, some of you may know
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going to be putting out a video
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Monday thru Friday in the month of
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December
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It's kinda like my holiday gift
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-(Incoherent silly voice)-
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To all you guys for watching my videos
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-(silly voice) gmails-
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And coming back
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(High pitched) Because I love you!
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So we have Ace Ventura and Friends
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I've made that because a lot of you have
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been asking for Ace Ventura videos
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So I've decided to do one
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every single week
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Let's hope that you don't get sick of
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the guy. (maniacal laughter)
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Tuesday we have Farnham Films
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I need help with the title of that.
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It's basically going to be movie parodies.
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If you guys have other titles
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-Farnham Films, 808 Films, 808 Deleted Scenes-
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If you guys have any suggestions
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Maybe I'll take the highest rated comment
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Wednesday - Random Wednesday- It's just
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totally random.
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Thursday is today and you're watching
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it right now.
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(Spooky music)
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Friday, Music video.
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So as you can see, I have my work cut out
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for me.
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Am I going to get sick?
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Am I going to be editing a video
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and I'm going to pass out in front of my
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computer screen and wake up
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and I have radiation poisoning?
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Who knows!?
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I'm just going to try my best.
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(Asks someone off camera) You have to...
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You have to eat food like every day?
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(guy off camera) Yeah.
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Really?
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(guy of camera) Yup.
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Huh, that's weird.
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Let's answer some questions!
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(silly voice) Hey, @Damitsgood808,
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How many bits of lego can you fit up
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your bum?
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(Silly voice, cont) I don't know. I've
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never tried. It's probably not healthy.
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Check your prostate every month.
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(Different voice) Do you have any fears?
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(Voice switch) I am definitely afraid
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of shaauuks (sharks)...
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(Breathy noise)
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What's your battle cry?
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It sounds like this... ahhhhhhhhh
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(Silly voice) That's what she said. AHA
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That doesn't make any sense
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(Silly voice) I know tiddly
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What does your battle cry sound like?
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(Screechy Vocalizations)
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(No sound)
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That's yours? Silence?
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Yeah, it's kinda quiet.
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(Both laugh)
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(Creepy music builds)
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Hey, man.
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Hey how's it going?
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas.
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You been good this year?
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(shaky breathing, creepy music continues)
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I think so
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(Light rock music)