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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You bet your bottom dollar that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.77,0:00:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.63,0:00:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I love dubstep!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cue the beat!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.47,0:00:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(DubStep Beats and Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.80,0:00:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Explosion) Damn its gooooodd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.82,0:00:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's bigger!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.48,0:00:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Alex Farnham and This is DIG 808 Show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it? Damn it's good...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.47,0:01:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(90's TV Program Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.69,0:01:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whooo! (Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.62,0:01:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we're gonna tape that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.59,0:01:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.40,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo W'sup you're watching DIG 808 Show
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The show where we talk about babes, skateboarding,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what's hot in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.85,0:01:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaaa whaaat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.51,0:01:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.18,0:01:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Incoherent mumbling) ..it's crazaaay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.60,0:01:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( 90's Young TV Show Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.52,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Rawn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.74,0:01:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Omar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.97,0:01:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Nick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, What's up? I'm Artie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.94,0:01:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Awkwardly) I'm Matt
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.03,0:01:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Alex
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.82,0:01:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And welcome to the show!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.23,0:01:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Classical Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.42,0:01:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to another episode of DIG 808
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.08,0:01:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On this episode, we show you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.87,0:01:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to take an arrow to the knee
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.36,0:02:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, some of you may know
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.88,0:02:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to be putting out a video
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.78,0:02:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monday thru Friday in the month of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.27,0:02:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,December
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.21,0:02:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kinda like my holiday gift
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.70,0:02:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Incoherent silly voice)-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.96,0:02:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To all you guys for watching my videos
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.50,0:02:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(silly voice) gmails-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.61,0:02:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And coming back
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.35,0:02:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(High pitched) Because I love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.16,0:02:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we have Ace Ventura and Friends
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.78,0:02:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've made that because a lot of you have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.68,0:02:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been asking for Ace Ventura videos
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.37,0:02:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I've decided to do one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.58,0:02:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every single week
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.41,0:02:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hope that you don't get sick of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.43,0:02:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the guy. (maniacal laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.90,0:02:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tuesday we have Farnham Films
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.50,0:02:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need help with the title of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.87,0:02:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's basically going to be movie parodies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.93,0:02:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys have other titles
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.43,0:02:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Farnham Films, 808 Films, 808 Deleted Scenes-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.87,0:02:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you guys have any suggestions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.87,0:02:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I'll take the highest rated comment
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.02,0:02:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wednesday - Random Wednesday- It's just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.89,0:02:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,totally random.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.64,0:02:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thursday is today and you're watching
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.31,0:02:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.09,0:02:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Spooky music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Friday, Music video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as you can see, I have my work cut out
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.95,0:02:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.73,0:02:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I going to get sick?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.85,0:02:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I going to be editing a video
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.72,0:03:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm going to pass out in front of my
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.68,0:03:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,computer screen and wake up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.99,0:03:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have radiation poisoning?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.48,0:03:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who knows!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.21,0:03:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going to try my best.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.33,0:03:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Asks someone off camera) You have to...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.06,0:03:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to eat food like every day?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.36,0:03:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(guy off camera) Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.49,0:03:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.25,0:03:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(guy of camera) Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.24,0:03:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, that's weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.27,0:03:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's answer some questions!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.06,0:03:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silly voice) Hey, @Damitsgood808,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.54,0:03:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many bits of lego can you fit up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.30,0:03:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your bum?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.13,0:03:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Silly voice, cont) I don't know. I've
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.56,0:03:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never tried. It's probably not healthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.22,0:03:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check your prostate every month.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.21,0:03:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Different voice) Do you have any fears?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.59,0:03:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Voice switch) I am definitely afraid
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.62,0:03:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of shaauuks (sharks)...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.74,0:03:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Breathy noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.56,0:03:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your battle cry?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.19,0:03:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sounds like this... ahhhhhhhhh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.86,0:03:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Silly voice) That's what she said. AHA
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.11,0:03:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't make any sense
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.41,0:03:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Silly voice) I know tiddly
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.40,0:03:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does your battle cry sound like?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.33,0:03:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Screechy Vocalizations)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.65,0:03:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(No sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.92,0:03:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's yours? Silence?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.23,0:03:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's kinda quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.37,0:03:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Both laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.51,0:03:53.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Creepy music builds)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.90,0:03:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.24,0:03:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey how's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.50,0:03:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.57,0:04:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.79,0:04:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You been good this year?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.07,0:04:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shaky breathing, creepy music continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.08,0:04:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think so
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.71,0:04:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Light rock music)