You bet your bottom dollar that

I don't like Christmas.

But I love dubstep!

Cue the beat!

(DubStep Beats and Music)

(Explosion) Damn its gooooodd

It's bigger!

I'm Alex Farnham and This is DIG 808 Show

Get it? Damn it's good...

(90's TV Program Music)

Whooo! (Laughs)

So we're gonna tape that

(Laughs)

Yo W'sup you're watching DIG 808 Show

The show where we talk about babes, skateboarding,

and what's hot in the world

Whaaa whaaat

(Laughing)

(Incoherent mumbling) ..it's crazaaay

( 90's Young TV Show Music)

I'm Rawn

I'm Omar

I'm Nick

Hey, What's up? I'm Artie

(Awkwardly) I'm Matt

I'm Alex

And welcome to the show!

(Classical Music)

Welcome to another episode of DIG 808

On this episode, we show you

how to take an arrow to the knee

So, some of you may know

going to be putting out a video

Monday thru Friday in the month of

December

It's kinda like my holiday gift

-(Incoherent silly voice)-

To all you guys for watching my videos

-(silly voice) gmails-

And coming back

(High pitched) Because I love you!

So we have Ace Ventura and Friends

I've made that because a lot of you have

been asking for Ace Ventura videos

So I've decided to do one

every single week

Let's hope that you don't get sick of

the guy. (maniacal laughter)

Tuesday we have Farnham Films

I need help with the title of that.

It's basically going to be movie parodies.

If you guys have other titles

-Farnham Films, 808 Films, 808 Deleted Scenes-

If you guys have any suggestions

Maybe I'll take the highest rated comment

Wednesday - Random Wednesday- It's just

totally random.

Thursday is today and you're watching

it right now.

(Spooky music)

Friday, Music video.

So as you can see, I have my work cut out

for me.

Am I going to get sick?

Am I going to be editing a video

and I'm going to pass out in front of my

computer screen and wake up

and I have radiation poisoning?

Who knows!?

I'm just going to try my best.

(Asks someone off camera) You have to...

You have to eat food like every day?

(guy off camera) Yeah.

Really?

(guy of camera) Yup.

Huh, that's weird.

Let's answer some questions!

(silly voice) Hey, @Damitsgood808,

How many bits of lego can you fit up

your bum?

(Silly voice, cont) I don't know. I've

never tried. It's probably not healthy.

Check your prostate every month.

(Different voice) Do you have any fears?

(Voice switch) I am definitely afraid

of shaauuks (sharks)...

(Breathy noise)

What's your battle cry?

It sounds like this... ahhhhhhhhh

(Silly voice) That's what she said. AHA

That doesn't make any sense

(Silly voice) I know tiddly

What does your battle cry sound like?

(Screechy Vocalizations)

(No sound)

That's yours? Silence?

Yeah, it's kinda quiet.

(Both laugh)

(Creepy music builds)

Hey, man.

Hey how's it going?

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas.

You been good this year?

(shaky breathing, creepy music continues)

I think so

(Light rock music)