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I WAS SICK

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    [Beer cap thrown onto table]
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    MAN IN GLASSES:
    Dude, where've you been?
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    You've been gone for three weeks
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    MAN IN BASEBALL CAP:
    Dude, you don't know?
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    MAN IN SWEATER:
    Yeah dude, I was sick
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    CAP:
    What a bad friend, right?
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    [Laughs]
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    SWEATER:
    Yeah, it was pretty bad
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    CAP:
    Dude, he almost straight up died!
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    GLASSES:
    Really? What happened?
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    SWEATER:
    It started a month ago
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    and I was just like
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    [Breathes deeply]
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    [Snorts]
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    It's cold today
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    [Snorts]
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    [Sneezes loudly]
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    I think I should just go home
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    [Muffled:]
    Ugh, I'm sweating
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    [Inhales sloppily]
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    [Loud coughing]
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    [Imitates motherly voice:]
    Alex, just have some chicken soup
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    [Normal voice:]
    No!
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    No, I'm okay, I'm okay
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    [Motherly voice:]
    Just have a little bit
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    You need to have
    something in your stomach
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    [Normal voice:]
    No, mom!
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    Just keep the food
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    I don't wanna eat anything
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    [Retches]
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    Oh my god...
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    [Screams]
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    [Screeches]
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    [Slurping noises]
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    [Clicking noise]
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    [Motherly voice:]
    Alex, is everything alright up there?
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    [Normal voice:]
    Ugh, I think I need to go to the hospital
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    Doctor, am I gonna make it?
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    [Imitates doctor:]
    Don't worry, son
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    I'm not losing you on my watch
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    [Imitates nurse:]
    But doctor, he's in pain
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    Why don't we just put him down?
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    [Imitates doctor:]
    DAMN IT WOMAN!
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    HE'S A HUMAN BEING
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    NOT AN ANIMAL!
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    CLEAR!
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    [Imitates defibrillator]
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    CLEAR!
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    [Imitates defibrillator]
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    CLEAR!
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    [Imitates defibrillator]
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    [Imitates heart monitor]
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    Beep
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    Beep
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    Beep
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    Beep
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    Beep
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    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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    [Gasps]
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    [Breathes deeply]
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    I'm alive
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    I'm alive!
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    It was all a dream...
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    [Puts beer down]
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    [Clapping]
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    Dude, where are you going?
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    [Outro music]
Title:
I WAS SICK
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Video Language:
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