[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.48,0:00:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Beer cap thrown onto table]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.11,0:00:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAN IN GLASSES:\NDude, where've you been?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.50,0:00:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've been gone for three weeks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.99,0:00:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAN IN BASEBALL CAP:\NDude, you don't know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.58,0:00:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAN IN SWEATER:\NYeah dude, I was sick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.02,0:00:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CAP:\NWhat a bad friend, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.74,0:00:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.66,0:00:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEATER:\NYeah, it was pretty bad
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.56,0:00:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CAP:\NDude, he almost straight up died!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.93,0:00:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GLASSES:\NReally? What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.01,0:00:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEATER:\NIt started a month ago
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.28,0:00:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was just like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.21,0:00:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Breathes deeply]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.97,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snorts]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.21,0:00:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's cold today
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.73,0:00:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snorts]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.79,0:00:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneezes loudly]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.38,0:00:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I should just go home
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.96,0:00:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Muffled:]\NUgh, I'm sweating
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.15,0:00:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Inhales sloppily]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.36,0:00:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Loud coughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.79,0:00:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates motherly voice:]\NAlex, just have some chicken soup
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.63,0:00:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Normal voice:]\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.18,0:00:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm okay, I'm okay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.61,0:00:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Motherly voice:]\NJust have a little bit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.89,0:00:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to have\Nsomething in your stomach
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.18,0:00:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Normal voice:]\NNo, mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.65,0:00:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just keep the food
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.52,0:00:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna eat anything
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.96,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Retches]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.82,0:01:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.24,0:01:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Screeches]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.64,0:01:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Slurping noises]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.99,0:01:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clicking noise]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.01,0:01:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Motherly voice:]\NAlex, is everything alright up there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.14,0:01:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Normal voice:]\NUgh, I think I need to go to the hospital
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.22,0:01:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor, am I gonna make it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.98,0:01:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates doctor:]\NDon't worry, son
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.26,0:01:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not losing you on my watch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.60,0:01:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates nurse:]\NBut doctor, he's in pain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.26,0:01:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we just put him down?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.93,0:01:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates doctor:]\NDAMN IT WOMAN!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.12,0:01:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HE'S A HUMAN BEING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.47,0:01:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOT AN ANIMAL!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.85,0:01:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CLEAR!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.68,0:01:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates defibrillator]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.03,0:01:32.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CLEAR!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.79,0:01:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates defibrillator]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.10,0:01:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CLEAR!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.11,0:01:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates defibrillator]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.11,0:01:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Imitates heart monitor]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.14,0:01:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.13,0:01:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.39,0:01:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.76,0:01:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.53,0:01:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.42,0:01:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.75,0:01:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.24,0:01:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Breathes deeply]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.10,0:01:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm alive
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.92,0:02:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.98,0:02:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was all a dream...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.27,0:02:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Puts beer down]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.06,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clapping]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, where are you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.06,0:02:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Outro music]