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Weird Things You Say About Strangers

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    (He) Are you watching this?!
    (she hums agreeingly)
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    Hey, what date do you think
    this couple is on?
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    On three...
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    one, two, three
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    (She) Second!
    (He) Fourth!
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    Second?!
    - Yeah?
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    No way, their feet are touching,
    they're not on their second date.
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    He just asked if she has any brothers or
    sisters, that's a first or second date question.
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    First date? You think this couple
    right here is on their first date?
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    (Her) No, I don't think it's their first
    date, their feet are touching, but...
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    They have that anxious energy that
    that couple doesn't.
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    What, the brother and
    the sister over there?
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    (Her) They're not brother and sister
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    (He with mouth full) Yea they are
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    (muffled) They are best...
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    Okay!
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    (He)Touché!
    (She) Yeah
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    (Him) Okay, who else we got?
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    Who's this girl?
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    Who the fuck is this girl?
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    Who the fuck is this girl?
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    I would say upper middle class upbringing,
    East Coast, got married young
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    and is now on the verge to a breakdown.
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    (Laughs)
    - Oh, wow! You're good!
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    (He) Thank you
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    What the fuck?!
    (whispered) - what the fu...
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    I don't wanna touch that one.
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    Yeah let's get our check.
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    Hipster or homeless?
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    Fat or pregnant?
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    Gay or European?
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    (Both) Gay!
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    Future dentist...
    (agreeingly) - Aha!
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    WNBA, WNBA
    (together) WNBA...
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    The one with the hat over his eyes?
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    Ehm... I think he's gonna sell weed.
    - I think so too.
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    He'll be able to buy his first car in cash.
    - Yeah... I don't think he's a saver.
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    That kid's gonna get sued.
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    Confused,
    but ultimately will marry a man
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    I like those...
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    (Cuts in) is it creepy that
    we're in a park right now watching kids?
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    No... This is...
    this is heart warming
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    This guy rode a horse.
    But is was like a really shitty horse.
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    Like a Honda Civic horse.
    - Exactly.
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    Love-less marriage.
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    But they bought this plot of land early
    so they kinda just had to wait it out.
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    I think this guy had a happy life.
    - Same.
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    They're talking about their friend
    Christy's wedding, that they went to.
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    It was in (?)
    - Oh yeah... and Christy's a total bitch.
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    Total bitch. They don't even know
    how she landed a catch like...
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    -Robert
    (She distantly) - Robert.
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    I'd say they've been together for...
    like two? Two years.
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    (hums disagreeingly) She look lesbian
    - Really?
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    Well, like one of like them girly lesbians,
    who got like a weird obsession with like...
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    Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something.
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    Whatever... I'd still ship it.
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    I think we'd all ship it,
    it's time for stuff like that.
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    For a lesbian and a straight person?
    - yeah! Why not?!
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    I like your thinking.
Title:
Weird Things You Say About Strangers
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