(He) Are you watching this?! (she hums agreeingly)
Hey, what date do you think this couple is on?
On three...
one, two, three
(She) Second! (He) Fourth!
Second?! - Yeah?
No way, their feet are touching, they're not on their second date.
He just asked if she has any brothers or sisters, that's a first or second date question.
First date? You think this couple right here is on their first date?
(Her) No, I don't think it's their first date, their feet are touching, but...
They have that anxious energy that that couple doesn't.
What, the brother and the sister over there?
(Her) They're not brother and sister
(He with mouth full) Yea they are
(muffled) They are best...
Okay!
(He)Touché! (She) Yeah
(Him) Okay, who else we got?
Who's this girl?
Who the fuck is this girl?
I would say upper middle class upbringing, East Coast, got married young
and is now on the verge to a breakdown.
(Laughs) - Oh, wow! You're good!
(He) Thank you
What the fuck?! (whispered) - what the fu...
I don't wanna touch that one.
Yeah let's get our check.
Hipster or homeless?
Fat or pregnant?
Gay or European?
(Both) Gay!
Future dentist... (agreeingly) - Aha!
WNBA, WNBA (together) WNBA...
The one with the hat over his eyes?
Ehm... I think he's gonna sell weed. - I think so too.
He'll be able to buy his first car in cash. - Yeah... I don't think he's a saver.
That kid's gonna get sued.
Confused, but ultimately will marry a man
I like those...
(Cuts in) is it creepy that we're in a park right now watching kids?
No... This is... this is heart warming
This guy rode a horse. But is was like a really shitty horse.
Like a Honda Civic horse. - Exactly.
Love-less marriage.
But they bought this plot of land early so they kinda just had to wait it out.
I think this guy had a happy life. - Same.
They're talking about their friend Christy's wedding, that they went to.
It was in (?) - Oh yeah... and Christy's a total bitch.
Total bitch. They don't even know how she landed a catch like...
-Robert (She distantly) - Robert.
I'd say they've been together for... like two? Two years.
(hums disagreeingly) She look lesbian - Really?
Well, like one of like them girly lesbians, who got like a weird obsession with like...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something.
Whatever... I'd still ship it.
I think we'd all ship it, it's time for stuff like that.
For a lesbian and a straight person? - yeah! Why not?!
I like your thinking.