WEBVTT 00:00:02.002 --> 00:00:03.803 (He) Are you watching this?! (she hums agreeingly) 00:00:09.083 --> 00:00:11.618 Hey, what date do you think this couple is on? 00:00:11.618 --> 00:00:12.768 On three... 00:00:12.768 --> 00:00:14.558 one, two, three 00:00:14.558 --> 00:00:15.718 (She) Second! (He) Fourth! 00:00:15.718 --> 00:00:17.478 Second?! - Yeah? 00:00:17.478 --> 00:00:20.266 No way, their feet are touching, they're not on their second date. 00:00:20.266 --> 00:00:23.486 He just asked if she has any brothers or sisters, that's a first or second date question. 00:00:23.486 --> 00:00:26.416 First date? You think this couple right here is on their first date? 00:00:26.416 --> 00:00:30.416 (Her) No, I don't think it's their first date, their feet are touching, but... 00:00:30.455 --> 00:00:32.485 They have that anxious energy that that couple doesn't. 00:00:32.485 --> 00:00:33.896 What, the brother and the sister over there? 00:00:33.896 --> 00:00:35.466 (Her) They're not brother and sister 00:00:35.466 --> 00:00:38.106 (He with mouth full) Yea they are 00:00:38.106 --> 00:00:40.016 (muffled) They are best... 00:00:41.008 --> 00:00:42.192 Okay! 00:00:43.207 --> 00:00:43.996 (He)Touché! (She) Yeah 00:00:44.432 --> 00:00:46.002 (Him) Okay, who else we got? 00:00:46.002 --> 00:00:46.752 Who's this girl? 00:00:46.752 --> 00:00:47.782 Who the fuck is this girl? 00:00:47.942 --> 00:00:49.182 Who the fuck is this girl? 00:00:49.337 --> 00:00:53.237 I would say upper middle class upbringing, East Coast, got married young 00:00:53.237 --> 00:00:56.537 and is now on the verge to a breakdown. 00:00:56.537 --> 00:00:59.071 (Laughs) - Oh, wow! You're good! 00:00:59.071 --> 00:01:00.801 (He) Thank you 00:01:00.801 --> 00:01:02.561 What the fuck?! (whispered) - what the fu... 00:01:02.574 --> 00:01:03.914 I don't wanna touch that one. 00:01:03.914 --> 00:01:05.954 Yeah let's get our check. 00:01:07.252 --> 00:01:08.361 Hipster or homeless? 00:01:08.503 --> 00:01:09.593 Fat or pregnant? 00:01:09.787 --> 00:01:11.032 Gay or European? 00:01:11.992 --> 00:01:13.157 (Both) Gay! 00:01:13.327 --> 00:01:14.974 Future dentist... (agreeingly) - Aha! 00:01:15.049 --> 00:01:17.789 WNBA, WNBA (together) WNBA... 00:01:17.789 --> 00:01:19.419 The one with the hat over his eyes? 00:01:19.429 --> 00:01:22.419 Ehm... I think he's gonna sell weed. - I think so too. 00:01:22.419 --> 00:01:26.589 He'll be able to buy his first car in cash. - Yeah... I don't think he's a saver. 00:01:26.589 --> 00:01:28.319 That kid's gonna get sued. 00:01:28.319 --> 00:01:31.309 Confused, but ultimately will marry a man 00:01:31.309 --> 00:01:31.959 I like those... 00:01:31.959 --> 00:01:33.929 (Cuts in) is it creepy that we're in a park right now watching kids? 00:01:33.929 --> 00:01:36.519 No... This is... this is heart warming 00:01:37.044 --> 00:01:39.994 This guy rode a horse. But is was like a really shitty horse. 00:01:39.994 --> 00:01:42.084 Like a Honda Civic horse. - Exactly. 00:01:42.552 --> 00:01:43.982 Love-less marriage. 00:01:43.982 --> 00:01:46.667 But they bought this plot of land early so they kinda just had to wait it out. 00:01:46.667 --> 00:01:49.127 I think this guy had a happy life. - Same. 00:01:49.882 --> 00:01:52.842 They're talking about their friend Christy's wedding, that they went to. 00:01:52.842 --> 00:01:55.342 It was in (?) - Oh yeah... and Christy's a total bitch. 00:01:55.342 --> 00:01:58.592 Total bitch. They don't even know how she landed a catch like... 00:01:58.592 --> 00:02:00.832 -Robert (She distantly) - Robert. 00:02:00.832 --> 00:02:06.057 I'd say they've been together for... like two? Two years. 00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:08.880 (hums disagreeingly) She look lesbian - Really? 00:02:08.880 --> 00:02:12.040 Well, like one of like them girly lesbians, who got like a weird obsession with like... 00:02:12.040 --> 00:02:15.350 Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something. 00:02:15.350 --> 00:02:18.860 Whatever... I'd still ship it. 00:02:24.540 --> 00:02:27.287 I think we'd all ship it, it's time for stuff like that. 00:02:27.755 --> 00:02:30.273 For a lesbian and a straight person? - yeah! Why not?! 00:02:32.003 --> 00:02:33.888 I like your thinking.