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(He) Are you watching this?![br](she hums agreeingly)

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Hey, what date do you think[br]this couple is on?

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On three...

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one, two, three

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(She) Second![br](He) Fourth!

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Second?! [br]- Yeah?

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No way, their feet are touching,[br]they're not on their second date.

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He just asked if she has any brothers or[br]sisters, that's a first or second date question.

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First date? You think this couple[br]right here is on their first date?

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(Her) No, I don't think it's their first[br]date, their feet are touching, but...

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They have that anxious energy that[br]that couple doesn't.

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What, the brother and[br]the sister over there?

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(Her) They're not brother and sister

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(He with mouth full) Yea they are

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(muffled) They are best...

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Okay!

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(He)Touché![br](She) Yeah

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(Him) Okay, who else we got?

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Who's this girl?

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Who the fuck is this girl?

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Who the fuck is this girl?

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I would say upper middle class upbringing,[br]East Coast, got married young

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and is now on the verge to a breakdown.

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(Laughs)[br]- Oh, wow! You're good!

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(He) Thank you

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What the fuck?![br](whispered) - what the fu...

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I don't wanna touch that one.

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Yeah let's get our check.

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Hipster or homeless?

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Fat or pregnant?

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Gay or European?

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(Both) Gay!

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Future dentist...[br](agreeingly) - Aha!

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WNBA, WNBA[br](together) WNBA...

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The one with the hat over his eyes?[br]

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Ehm... I think he's gonna sell weed.[br]- I think so too.

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He'll be able to buy his first car in cash.[br]- Yeah... I don't think he's a saver.

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That kid's gonna get sued.

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Confused,[br]but ultimately will marry a man

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I like those...[br]

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(Cuts in) is it creepy that [br]we're in a park right now watching kids?

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No... This is...[br]this is heart warming

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This guy rode a horse.[br]But is was like a really shitty horse.

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Like a Honda Civic horse.[br]- Exactly.

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Love-less marriage.

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But they bought this plot of land early [br]so they kinda just had to wait it out.

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I think this guy had a happy life.[br]- Same.

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They're talking about their friend[br]Christy's wedding, that they went to.

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It was in (?)[br]- Oh yeah... and Christy's a total bitch.

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Total bitch. They don't even know[br]how she landed a catch like...

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-Robert[br](She distantly) - Robert.

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I'd say they've been together for...[br]like two? Two years.

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(hums disagreeingly) She look lesbian[br]- Really?

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Well, like one of like them girly lesbians,[br]who got like a weird obsession with like...

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something.

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Whatever... I'd still ship it.

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I think we'd all ship it, [br]it's time for stuff like that.

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For a lesbian and a straight person?[br]- yeah! Why not?!

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I like your thinking.