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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.00,0:00:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(He) Are you watching this?!\N(she hums agreeingly)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.08,0:00:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what date do you think\Nthis couple is on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.62,0:00:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On three...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.77,0:00:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one, two, three
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.56,0:00:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(She) Second!\N(He) Fourth!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.72,0:00:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second?! \N- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.48,0:00:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, their feet are touching,\Nthey're not on their second date.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.27,0:00:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just asked if she has any brothers or\Nsisters, that's a first or second date question.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.49,0:00:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First date? You think this couple\Nright here is on their first date?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.42,0:00:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Her) No, I don't think it's their first\Ndate, their feet are touching, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.46,0:00:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have that anxious energy that\Nthat couple doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.48,0:00:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, the brother and\Nthe sister over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.90,0:00:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Her) They're not brother and sister
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.47,0:00:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(He with mouth full) Yea they are
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.11,0:00:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muffled) They are best...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.01,0:00:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.21,0:00:43.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(He)Touché!\N(She) Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.43,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Him) Okay, who else we got?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's this girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.75,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the fuck is this girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.94,0:00:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the fuck is this girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would say upper middle class upbringing,\NEast Coast, got married young
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.24,0:00:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and is now on the verge to a breakdown.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.54,0:00:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)\N- Oh, wow! You're good!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.07,0:01:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(He) Thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.80,0:01:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck?!\N(whispered) - what the fu...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.57,0:01:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna touch that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.91,0:01:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah let's get our check.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.25,0:01:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hipster or homeless?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.50,0:01:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat or pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.79,0:01:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gay or European?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.99,0:01:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Both) Gay!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.33,0:01:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Future dentist...\N(agreeingly) - Aha!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.05,0:01:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WNBA, WNBA\N(together) WNBA...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.79,0:01:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one with the hat over his eyes?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.43,0:01:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehm... I think he's gonna sell weed.\N- I think so too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.42,0:01:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll be able to buy his first car in cash.\N- Yeah... I don't think he's a saver.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.59,0:01:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That kid's gonna get sued.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.32,0:01:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confused,\Nbut ultimately will marry a man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.31,0:01:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like those...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.96,0:01:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cuts in) is it creepy that \Nwe're in a park right now watching kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.93,0:01:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No... This is...\Nthis is heart warming
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.04,0:01:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy rode a horse.\NBut is was like a really shitty horse.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.99,0:01:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a Honda Civic horse.\N- Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.55,0:01:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love-less marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.98,0:01:46.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they bought this plot of land early \Nso they kinda just had to wait it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.67,0:01:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this guy had a happy life.\N- Same.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.88,0:01:52.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're talking about their friend\NChristy's wedding, that they went to.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was in (?)\N- Oh yeah... and Christy's a total bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.34,0:01:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Total bitch. They don't even know\Nhow she landed a catch like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.59,0:02:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Robert\N(She distantly) - Robert.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.83,0:02:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd say they've been together for...\Nlike two? Two years.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.36,0:02:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hums disagreeingly) She look lesbian\N- Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.88,0:02:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, like one of like them girly lesbians,\Nwho got like a weird obsession with like...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.04,0:02:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.35,0:02:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever... I'd still ship it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.54,0:02:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we'd all ship it, \Nit's time for stuff like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.76,0:02:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a lesbian and a straight person?\N- yeah! Why not?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like your thinking.