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- Ace Ventura? Drive?
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(Paper rustling)
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- Not much talking going on
in a motor film.
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Ace: Right! Drive!
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- Adam Sandler auditioning for 'Drive'.
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I.. I give you five minutes. When that...
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Anything happens in that
five minutes and it's yours.
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I don't know how to drive.
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I won't sit while you're running it down.
I don't carry a gun. I drive.
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So he never gets to shag?
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So I steal a car, even though
I have my own car,
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and then I drive a car in a movie?
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I have this money. It's a lot of it.
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I could run with it,
or I could give it to you.
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I really don't want to fight,
but if I have to,
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I know that I can defend myself.
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I don't sit while you're running it down.
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I don't carry a gun. I drive.
You understand?
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- Can we start from the top, Ben?
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I didn't understand a word you just said.
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Okay, okay.
(unintelligible)
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- Still, I'm having trouble
making out what you're saying.
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Ah, yeah.
(Even worse mouth sounds from Ben) I drive.
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Are these all the lines I have?
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- Right, well, he's a quiet character.
Colin: A quiet character?
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- Show us more of your personality.
Colin: Personality?
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- Yeah.
(Colin making car sounds)
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It's bad luck if you go underneath.
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I DON'T carry a gun! I DRIVE!
(Fluttering)
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How you doin'?
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(silence)
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Hey, I know when you're lying,
and you're lying.
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- Mark, can you sound more menacing?
You sound too friendly.
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Mark: Yeah.
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Hey! I know you're lying,
so tell me the truth.
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If you don't call your boss up,
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I'm gonna smash you're teeth in,
just like I did your finger.
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- Who are you again?
Orlando: I'm Orlando Bloom!
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- Who?
Orlando: Orlando Bloom!
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- Russel Brand, scene one take eight.
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Ring, ring ring ring. Toot.
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If I drive for you, you get your money,
that's a guarantee.
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Tell me where we start where we're going,
and where we're going afterwards.
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- Russel, can you do it quieter?
It's more of a quiet character.
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Russel: Yeah.
(Russel whispers the same lines)
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Why don't I know where
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I'm going if I'm driving?
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- Ryan Gosling.
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(silence)
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- You got the part! Amazing.