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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.54,0:00:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ace Ventura? Drive?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.52,0:00:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Paper rustling)\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.80,0:00:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not much talking going on \Nin a motor film.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.92,0:00:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ace: Right! Drive!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.28,0:00:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Adam Sandler auditioning for 'Drive'.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.79,0:00:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I.. I give you five minutes. When that...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.03,0:00:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything happens in that \Nfive minutes and it's yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.03,0:00:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how to drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.80,0:00:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't sit while you're running it down.\NI don't carry a gun. I drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.30,0:00:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he never gets to shag?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.48,0:00:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I steal a car, even though \NI have my own car,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.46,0:00:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I drive a car in a movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.46,0:00:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have this money. It's a lot of it.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.68,0:00:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could run with it, \Nor I could give it to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.68,0:00:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't want to fight, \Nbut if I have to,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.02,0:01:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that I can defend myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.02,0:01:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't sit while you're running it down.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.74,0:01:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't carry a gun. I drive. \NYou understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.74,0:01:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can we start from the top, Ben?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.74,0:01:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't understand a word you just said.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.06,0:01:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, okay.\N(unintelligible)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.27,0:01:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Still, I'm having trouble \Nmaking out what you're saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.02,0:01:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, yeah.\N(Even worse mouth sounds from Ben) I drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.50,0:01:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these all the lines I have?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.13,0:01:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right, well, he's a quiet character.\NColin: A quiet character?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.26,0:01:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Show us more of your personality.\NColin: Personality?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.53,0:01:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N(Colin making car sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.04,0:01:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's bad luck if you go underneath.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.56,0:01:46.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DON'T carry a gun! I DRIVE!\N(Fluttering)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.65,0:01:47.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.85,0:01:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.91,0:01:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I know when you're lying,\Nand you're lying.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.08,0:01:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mark, can you sound more menacing?\NYou sound too friendly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.34,0:01:57.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mark: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.15,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I know you're lying, \Nso tell me the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.74,0:02:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't call your boss up,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.90,0:02:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna smash you're teeth in,\Njust like I did your finger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.69,0:02:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who are you again?\NOrlando: I'm Orlando Bloom!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.15,0:02:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who?\NOrlando: Orlando Bloom!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.91,0:02:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Russel Brand, scene one take eight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.67,0:02:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ring, ring ring ring. Toot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.79,0:02:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I drive for you, you get your money, \Nthat's a guarantee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.09,0:02:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me where we start where we're going,\Nand where we're going afterwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.66,0:02:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Russel, can you do it quieter?\NIt's more of a quiet character.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.88,0:02:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russel: Yeah.\N(Russel whispers the same lines)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.21,0:02:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't I know where
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.21,0:02:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going if I'm driving?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.21,0:02:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ryan Gosling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.12,0:02:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.44,0:02:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You got the part! Amazing.