- Ace Ventura? Drive?

(Paper rustling)

- Not much talking going on 
in a motor film.

Ace: Right! Drive!

- Adam Sandler auditioning for 'Drive'.

I.. I give you five minutes. When that...

Anything happens in that 
five minutes and it's yours.

I don't know how to drive.

I won't sit while you're running it down.
I don't carry a gun. I drive.

So he never gets to shag?

So I steal a car, even though 
I have my own car,

and then I drive a car in a movie?

I have this money. It's a lot of it.

I could run with it, 
or I could give it to you.

I really don't want to fight, 
but if I have to,

I know that I can defend myself.

I don't sit while you're running it down.

I don't carry a gun. I drive. 
You understand?

- Can we start from the top, Ben?

I didn't understand a word you just said.

Okay, okay.
(unintelligible)

- Still, I'm having trouble 
making out what you're saying.

Ah, yeah.
(Even worse mouth sounds from Ben) I drive.

Are these all the lines I have?

- Right, well, he's a quiet character.
Colin: A quiet character?

- Show us more of your personality.
Colin: Personality?

- Yeah.
(Colin making car sounds)

It's bad luck if you go underneath.

I DON'T carry a gun! I DRIVE!
(Fluttering)

How you doin'?

(silence)

Hey, I know when you're lying,
and you're lying.

- Mark, can you sound more menacing?
You sound too friendly.

Mark: Yeah.

Hey! I know you're lying, 
so tell me the truth.

If you don't call your boss up,

I'm gonna smash you're teeth in,
just like I did your finger.

- Who are you again?
Orlando: I'm Orlando Bloom!

- Who?
Orlando: Orlando Bloom!

- Russel Brand, scene one take eight.

Ring, ring ring ring. Toot.

If I drive for you, you get your money, 
that's a guarantee.

Tell me where we start where we're going,
and where we're going afterwards.

- Russel, can you do it quieter?
It's more of a quiet character.

Russel: Yeah.
(Russel whispers the same lines)

Why don't I know where

I'm going if I'm driving?

- Ryan Gosling.

(silence)

- You got the part! Amazing.