Horror Mafia

Neely is pissed after
the 2014 playoffs

"We need to hurry
and make a trade!"

Chop chop,
Iginla went to Colorado

Our forwards and defense
are lighter than ever

So Pete evaluates and
starts to work the phones

Seguin is lighting it up in Dallas

Lots of pressure all around

So Pete trades Johnny Boychuk
for two draft picks

Two draft picks!

Two picks!!

Then he becomes a #1 D
and puts up nearly 40 pts!!

Cap space!!

Then we don't do a damn
thing with the cap savings!

We sit on our asses all year
while Chara and Krejci get injured

Our defense gets danced on every night

And our forwards skate in molasses

So we play the 4th line
15 minutes a night!!

15 minutes!

Campbell and Paille 15 minutes a night!!

Cunningham actually shows some energy

And then we put him on waivers later on!!

For no reason!

So we're in deep shit halfway
through the season

Losing to the Sabres!!

So we get together and decide

our solution is

to play Matt Bartkowski

And fans start to think this is a
good idea

Until he starts sucking as usual

Big surprise!

But seriously...

We make an effort to improve at
the trade deadline

So we grab Connolloy
from Tampa

And he gets injured during
his first team practice

He gets injured in about five minutes