1 00:00:00,091 --> 00:00:01,411 Neely is pissed after the 2014 playoffs 2 00:00:01,411 --> 00:00:04,531 "We need to hurry and make a trade!" 3 00:00:04,531 --> 00:00:07,251 Chop chop, Iginla went to Colorado 4 00:00:07,251 --> 00:00:08,681 Our forwards and defense are lighter than ever 5 00:00:08,841 --> 00:00:11,231 So Pete evaluates and starts to work the phones 6 00:00:11,231 --> 00:00:13,251 Seguin is lighting it up in Dallas 7 00:00:13,251 --> 00:00:14,911 Lots of pressure all around 8 00:00:16,861 --> 00:00:18,751 So Pete trades Johnny Boychuk for two draft picks 9 00:00:21,152 --> 00:00:22,042 Two draft picks! 10 00:00:29,416 --> 00:00:30,526 Two picks!! 11 00:00:30,944 --> 00:00:33,074 Then he becomes a #1 D and puts up nearly 40 pts!! 12 00:00:37,393 --> 00:00:38,273 Cap space!! 13 00:00:40,733 --> 00:00:43,173 Then we don't do a damn thing with the cap savings! 14 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:47,173 We sit on our asses all year while Chara and Krejci get injured 15 00:00:47,595 --> 00:00:50,075 Our defense gets danced on every night 16 00:00:50,075 --> 00:00:52,145 And our forwards skate in molasses 17 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:54,115 So we play the 4th line 15 minutes a night!! 18 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,252 15 minutes! 19 00:00:59,252 --> 00:01:01,132 Campbell and Paille 15 minutes a night!! 20 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,469 Cunningham actually shows some energy 21 00:01:06,469 --> 00:01:08,009 And then we put him on waivers later on!! 22 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:13,959 For no reason! 23 00:01:14,452 --> 00:01:16,382 So we're in deep shit halfway through the season 24 00:01:16,602 --> 00:01:17,982 Losing to the Sabres!! 25 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:23,331 So we get together and decide 26 00:01:23,331 --> 00:01:24,851 our solution is 27 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,311 to play Matt Bartkowski 28 00:01:34,614 --> 00:01:36,394 And fans start to think this is a good idea 29 00:01:36,394 --> 00:01:37,644 Until he starts sucking as usual 30 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:39,750 Big surprise! 31 00:01:41,657 --> 00:01:42,467 But seriously... 32 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:45,147 We make an effort to improve at the trade deadline 33 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,507 So we grab Connolloy from Tampa 34 00:01:50,003 --> 00:01:52,263 And he gets injured during his first team practice 35 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,242 He gets injured in about five minutes 36 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:02,090 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999