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Neely is pissed after[br]the 2014 playoffs

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"We need to hurry[br]and make a trade!"

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Chop chop,[br]Iginla went to Colorado

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Our forwards and defense[br]are lighter than ever

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So Pete evaluates and[br]starts to work the phones

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Seguin is lighting it up in Dallas

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Lots of pressure all around

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So Pete trades Johnny Boychuk[br]for two draft picks

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Two draft picks!

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Two picks!!

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Then he becomes a #1 D[br]and puts up nearly 40 pts!!

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Cap space!!

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Then we don't do a damn[br]thing with the cap savings!

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We sit on our asses all year[br]while Chara and Krejci get injured

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Our defense gets danced on every night

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And our forwards skate in molasses[br]

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So we play the 4th line[br]15 minutes a night!!

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15 minutes!

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Campbell and Paille 15 minutes a night!!

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Cunningham actually shows some energy

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And then we put him on waivers later on!!

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For no reason!

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So we're in deep shit halfway[br]through the season

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Losing to the Sabres!!

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So we get together and decide

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our solution is

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to play Matt Bartkowski

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And fans start to think this is a [br]good idea

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Until he starts sucking as usual

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Big surprise!

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But seriously...

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We make an effort to improve at[br]the trade deadline

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So we grab Connolloy[br]from Tampa

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And he gets injured during[br]his first team practice

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He gets injured in about five minutes

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