What to do after GRADUATION!

Good morning. Welcome to the show.

This is not good morning like
Good Morning America,

I'm not going to talk about news events,

or I'm not going to talk about
bad stuff that's happening in the world

or who's going to win the next
president-mayor-who's-whatchamacallit.

Now, I know that it's the summer
time right now

and a lot of you guys are just having
a grand old time.

Some of you guys who have graduated
from high school

are just like "Ooh! Yay! Yippee!"

Well, let me tell you something:

If you don't got something lined up

after high school,
you might be screwed.

Start thinking about what you're
going to do with your life.

Now, I know some people
are just like,

"Oh, I'm gonna go travel the world

Or, you know, I'm just gonna,

I don't know, start my own company,
or something like that."

But, I mean, at least have
some sort of a plan.

Even if you don't know

what you're going to do
with your life,

what you want to do, what sort of
profession you want to do.

WHATEVER.

If you graduated from college, then you
might be, like, super-scared right now

Especially if you don't have a job...

A lot of people, you know, go to college
and they end up like Van Wilder

and they just stay in college for
a long time

and they're just like "Woo! Party on!
Wayne!"

All I'm saying is have some sort of plan,
know what you're gonna do.

Don't just be lolly-gagging!
It's a scary world out there!

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you guys,
or anything like that.

I mean, life is great. Embrace it.
Nature and stuff.

Don't be scared. It's a journey.
It's going to be fun.

Just... you know. Have some
sort of plan.

See you guys! I'm going to go...
eat breakfast.