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Good morning. Welcome to the show.

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This is not good morning like
Good Morning America,

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I'm not going to talk about news events,

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or I'm not going to talk about
bad stuff that's happening in the world

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or who's going to win the next
president-mayor-who's-whatchamacallit.

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Now, I know that it's the summer
time right now

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and a lot of you guys are just having
a grand old time.

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Some of you guys who have graduated
from high school

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are just like "Ooh! Yay! Yippee!"

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Well, let me tell you something:


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If you don't got something lined up

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after high school,
you might be screwed.

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Start thinking about what you're
going to do with your life.

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Now, I know some people 
are just like,


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"Oh, I'm gonna go travel the world

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Or, you know, I'm just gonna,

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I don't know, start my own company,
or something like that."

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But, I mean, at least have 
some sort of a plan.

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Even if you don't know

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what you're going to do 
with your life,

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what you want to do, what sort of
profession you want to do.

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WHATEVER.

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If you graduated from college, then you
might be, like, super-scared right now

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Especially if you don't have a job...

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A lot of people, you know, go to college
and they end up like Van Wilder

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and they just stay in college for
a long time

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and they're just like "Woo! Party on!
Wayne!"

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All I'm saying is have some sort of plan,
know what you're gonna do.

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Don't just be lolly-gagging!
It's a scary world out there!

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Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you guys,
or anything like that.

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I mean, life is great. Embrace it.
Nature and stuff.

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Don't be scared. It's a journey.
It's going to be fun.

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Just... you know. Have some
sort of plan.

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See you guys! I'm going to go...
eat breakfast.