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Autotune Singing!

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    Badda-boom, badda-bing!
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    (coughing) Yo, welcome to my studio--
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    Welcome to my stud--(coughing)
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    Welcome to my studio, M.R. Dizzle.
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    (beat boxing) I don't know why the Bad Boys II suddenly came up.
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    Welcome to--what's the name of this video?
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    Welcome to Skitzo News Live.
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    (lisping) How to be a Rap Star.
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    Welcome to How to be a Rapper.
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    (lisping) How to be a Rap Star.
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    Day one. We're about to shoot the FIRST scene of the day,
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    and I am really proud that I can do that,
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    'cause my nose is kinda cloggy.
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    I need some WD40 on this bad boy.
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    (chair squeaks)
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    Every vlog, I have to vlog like this,
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    because as soon as I go with this and move back a little bit,
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    it's like...(chair creaks loudly)
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    - Hey guys!
    - (laughter off screen)
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    - (chair creaks loudly)
    - (laughter off screen)
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    Dude! Squeakiest chair, the worst chair for vlogging,
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    and I still use this one. I don't know why.
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    - (rap music)
    - Yo! Yo! Welcome to the show.
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    (rap music)
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    As you know, yo...
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    By the time you finish watching this video, ya'll gonna know how to--
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    By the time we finish--
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    If you don't already know, my name is R Dizzle. Welcome to the show.
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    (rap music)
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    All you have to do is pick something simple and...
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    All you have to do is remember what we covered so far.
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    That was squeaky.
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    That you know? You know?
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    That you know, yo.
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    That you know, yo, toe, moe, coe, low, throw...[inaudible]
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    Yo, welcome--
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    First, how to write your rap.
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    Out of all the lessons we've said so far.
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    (rap music)
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    I wrote this song today and also recorded it today,
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    so it sounds like...
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    I wrote a rap song (yeah!)
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    One hour. Actually, about an hour and a half.
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    Two Hour Productions. That's my company name.
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    Check check, get your check book out
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    Write it all down for the right amount!
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    Wrap it in an envelope, spit to seal
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    And you're on track for a rap record deal
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    Rap record deal (yeah!)
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    Rap record deal
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    Buy your lyrics from a writer
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    Rap record deal
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    Rap record deal
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    Imma rap record deal
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    (yelling)
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    Yo, whassup?
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    I'm trying to figure out how to turn off the waterfall.
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    (man off screen) Off!
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    (man groaning off screen)
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    How are you...?
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    - You're Lucy.
    - (man off screen) I'm Luc.
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    Ugh, I'm still sick.
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    My head's under water, but I'm feeling fine.
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    I almost [inaudible] slid just now.
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    Hey, look at that.
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    Weiner.
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    - Get it?
    - (Ryan) No. What is it?
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    Are you saying hot dogs or are you--are you making hot dogs?
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    (off screen) Where do you want these?
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    (man off screen) Um, I'll probably put them right here.
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    - (man #1) Dude, it's so cold today. It's below nine.
    - Alright, how do we film Craig? How do we do this?
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    It's 109 degrees in Vegas right now? That is so cool.
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    For real, this is a cool day.
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    Buy your lyrics from a writer. Rap record deal.
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    Cut!
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    - Hot!
    - (laughter)
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    Ooh, you missed it. You just missed it, dude.
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    (rock music)
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    Ow, I ran into the wall.
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    Wait. Wait.
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    Come on!
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    Come on, you guys.
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    Just be honest.
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    - D2B!
    - D2B!
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    Man, a luv that girl twerkin' on the dance flo'
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    One more. Action!
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    Work out.
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    Cut! Okay.
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    - Okay! Cut!
    - Don't skip leg day!
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    One more...action.
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    One more...action. (laughter)
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    Are we going to keep going until [inaudible].
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    One more. One more. (laughter)
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    [inaudible] You know me.
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    [inaudible] Oooh, yeah.
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    [inaudible]
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    (laughter)
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    I [inaudible]
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    [inaudible]
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    I just don't know the words.
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    [inaudible]
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    Let me see you drip sweat.
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    (laughter)
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    I'm trying to get the glasses to go like this.
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    Just [start it] at the bottom of the stairs.
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    Still at the bottom 'cause there's too many stairs
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    [inaudible]
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    Damn it, Craig!
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    (laughter) I don't know, dude.
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    [inaudible]
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    (rap music)
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    (coughing)
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    Let's go 'cause it doesn't really matter what I say
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    Cause you [inaudible]
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    Sold to the man in the black in the back [inaudible]
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    That's a wrap!
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    (applause)
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    Freestyle...uh! Right now we are wrapped.
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    Pretty soon I gotta take a crap.
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    But I'm not gonna do that...quite yet.
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    Yet, yet, yet.
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    - We should all do two bars.
    - Okay.
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    Here we go.
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    Right now we are wrapped.
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    And that's it.
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    (off screen) The game's over.
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    (laughter)
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    Right now we are wrapped.
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    And I'm wearin' black.
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    Gotta take a crap.
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    And I really wanna snap.
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    And I really like cats.
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    Feelin' like a cat nap.
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    (beeping)
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    We are done.
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    There isn't no more sun.
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    We're on the second floor.
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    It's time to see more.
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    But...
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    We're not gonna use that
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    'cause that wasn't good.
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    [inaudible]
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Autotune Singing!
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