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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.28,0:00:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Badda-boom, badda-bing!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.84,0:00:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughing) Yo, welcome to my studio--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.36,0:00:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to my stud--(coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.47,0:00:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to my studio, M.R. Dizzle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.29,0:00:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beat boxing) I don't know why the Bad Boys II suddenly came up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.23,0:00:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to--what's the name of this video?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.04,0:00:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Skitzo News Live.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.89,0:00:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lisping) How to be a Rap Star.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.67,0:00:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to How to be a Rapper.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.81,0:00:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lisping) How to be a Rap Star.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.12,0:00:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Day one. We're about to shoot the FIRST scene of the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.98,0:00:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I am really proud that I can do that,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.98,0:00:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause my nose is kinda cloggy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.21,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need some WD40 on this bad boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chair squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.67,0:00:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every vlog, I have to vlog like this,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.57,0:00:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because as soon as I go with this and move back a little bit,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.60,0:00:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like...(chair creaks loudly)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.11,0:00:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey guys!\N- (laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.08,0:00:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (chair creaks loudly)\N- (laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.65,0:01:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude! Squeakiest chair, the worst chair for vlogging,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.81,0:01:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I still use this one. I don't know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.54,0:01:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (rap music)\N- Yo! Yo! Welcome to the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.78,0:01:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.32,0:01:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you know, yo...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.78,0:01:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the time you finish watching this video, ya'll gonna know how to--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.42,0:01:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the time we finish--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.47,0:01:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't already know, my name is R Dizzle. Welcome to the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.48,0:01:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.99,0:01:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is pick something simple and...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.91,0:01:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is remember what we covered so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.67,0:01:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was squeaky.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.66,0:01:36.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you know? You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.49,0:01:38.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you know, yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.86,0:01:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you know, yo, toe, moe, coe, low, throw...[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.86,0:01:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, welcome--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.04,0:01:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, how to write your rap.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.100,0:01:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Out of all the lessons we've said so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.84,0:01:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.55,0:01:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote this song today and also recorded it today,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.02,0:01:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it sounds like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.67,0:02:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I wrote a rap song (yeah!){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.34,0:02:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One hour. Actually, about an hour and a half.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.99,0:02:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two Hour Productions. That's my company name.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.57,0:02:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Check check, get your check book out{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.41,0:02:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Write it all down for the right amount!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.69,0:02:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Wrap it in an envelope, spit to seal{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.82,0:02:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And you're on track for a rap record deal{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.21,0:02:23.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Rap record deal (yeah!){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.81,0:02:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Rap record deal{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.35,0:02:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Buy your lyrics from a writer{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.94,0:02:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Rap record deal{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.44,0:02:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Rap record deal{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.04,0:02:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Imma rap record deal{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.53,0:02:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.55,0:02:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, whassup?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.44,0:02:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to figure out how to turn off the waterfall.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.38,0:02:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man off screen) Off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.69,0:02:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man groaning off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.74,0:02:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you...?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.09,0:02:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're Lucy.\N- (man off screen) I'm Luc.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.04,0:03:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, I'm still sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.99,0:03:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My head's under water, but I'm feeling fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.92,0:03:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I almost [inaudible] slid just now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.62,0:03:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.84,0:03:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weiner.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.62,0:03:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get it?\N- (Ryan) No. What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.37,0:03:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you saying hot dogs or are you--are you making hot dogs?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.52,0:03:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(off screen) Where do you want these?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.32,0:03:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man off screen) Um, I'll probably put them right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.02,0:03:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man #1) Dude, it's so cold today. It's below nine.\N- Alright, how do we film Craig? How do we do this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.28,0:03:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's 109 degrees in Vegas right now? That is so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.03,0:03:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For real, this is a cool day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.48,0:03:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buy your lyrics from a writer. Rap record deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.66,0:03:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.27,0:03:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hot!\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.18,0:03:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, you missed it. You just missed it, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.15,0:04:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rock music)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.20,0:04:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, I ran into the wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.80,0:04:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.39,0:04:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.52,0:04:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.11,0:04:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.50,0:04:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- D2B!\N- D2B!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.77,0:04:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, a luv that girl twerkin' on the dance flo'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.44,0:04:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more. Action!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.73,0:04:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Work out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.70,0:04:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut! Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.40,0:05:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay! Cut!\N- Don't skip leg day!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.10,0:05:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more...action.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.40,0:05:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more...action. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.80,0:05:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we going to keep going until [inaudible].
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.44,0:05:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more. One more. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.62,0:05:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible] You know me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.58,0:05:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible] Oooh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.77,0:05:43.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.66,0:05:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.64,0:05:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I [inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.37,0:06:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.29,0:06:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't know the words.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.10,0:06:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.70,0:06:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me see you drip sweat.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.14,0:06:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.26,0:06:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to get the glasses to go like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.50,0:06:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just [start it] at the bottom of the stairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.78,0:06:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still at the bottom 'cause there's too many stairs
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.48,0:06:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.69,0:06:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, Craig!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.05,0:06:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) I don't know, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.81,0:06:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.92,0:06:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rap music)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.61,0:06:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.47,0:06:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go 'cause it doesn't really matter what I say
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.32,0:06:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause you [inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.26,0:06:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sold to the man in the black in the back [inaudible]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.40,0:06:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a wrap!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.87,0:06:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.49,0:07:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freestyle...uh! Right now we are wrapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.65,0:07:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty soon I gotta take a crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.34,0:07:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm not gonna do that...quite yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.29,0:07:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yet, yet, yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.90,0:07:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We should all do two bars.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.80,0:07:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.72,0:07:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now we are wrapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.96,0:07:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.99,0:07:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(off screen) The game's over.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.18,0:07:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.37,0:07:26.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now we are wrapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.19,0:07:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm wearin' black.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.83,0:07:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta take a crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.06,0:07:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I really wanna snap.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.61,0:07:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I really like cats.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.00,0:07:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feelin' like a cat nap.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.84,0:07:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.55,0:07:43.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are done.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.12,0:07:45.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There isn't no more sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.46,0:07:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're on the second floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.86,0:07:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to see more.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.25,0:07:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.72,0:07:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not gonna use that
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.01,0:07:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause that wasn't good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.30,0:08:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[inaudible]