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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
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I am Bread?
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I like it already. I love bread.
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It looks like I will be cooking.
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Doesn't really sound like a game.
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I heard about this,
and I heard it's so frustrating.
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I am Bread?
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Oh yes! Sweet! Round two!
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Again?
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Why do you do this to me?
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I thought I made it very clear
I wouldn't play this game again.
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(Finebros) We're gonna
give you three attempts,
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- so hit "start" to begin the game.
- Okay.
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"Become toast."
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B. A.
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A. B.
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Aah, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
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Maybe like that.
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(gasps) Ooh, okay.
We're getting somewhere.
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Wait, is this the entire game?
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You're just a piece of bread
walking around?
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What is the goal?
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- (Finebros) To become toast!
- Become toast?
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I'm literally supposed to become toast?
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You have to become toast.
I gotta be one with the toast.
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But I don't know where
to become toast from.
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Is there a toaster in this room?
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I don't-- I don't-- where's the toaster?
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Where do I even go?
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I'm trying to become toast.
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- (Finebros) But there's no toaster here.
- Okay.
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So I don't necessarily
need to be in a toaster.
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Maybe by the sun,
I can make some solar toast?
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It's the only ways I can think of
you can become toast.
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You need, like, fire.
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I don't know what I'm
supposed to be toasted with.
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I'm thinking of the lamp over there.
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Maybe we can go in the heater.
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Oh, the heater.
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There's a jam. There's a pot.
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That's not gonna help.
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You think the heater?
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Let's go. L, B.
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Flippin'. R, B.
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- (glass shatters)
- Oh!
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- Okay.
- (glass shatters)
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Oh! Hopefully that's okay.
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Nope, nope, nope.
Go back, go back, go back.
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I feel so helpless.
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These controls again. Okay.
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Okay. So that holds that down,
and this moves the other side.
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(gasps)
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Woo, there we go.
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- (in game: timer rattling)
- Aah, aah.
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Oh no!
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No. Oh.
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They really take that five-second rule
seriously, don't they?
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The only controller I ever
used was on a GameCube.
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It's been a long time.
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(in game: timer rattling)
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Wait. How-- how did I fail?
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(in game: timer rattling)
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I'm crawling for my life,
trying to become toast.
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Stupid toast.
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Okay.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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Okay. Calm down. Get up.
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Okay. This is happening.
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This is happening.
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Please get up there
before your grip runs out.
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It's running out! It's running
out! It's running out!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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No! Come on!
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Bread! Bread! Bread!
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(groans in frustration)
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All right. Let's go, onto the floor.
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Oh, why is it going so quick?
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(in game: timer rattling)
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Negative one? What did I fall onto?
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There we go.
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All right. Let's see if--
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Oh, wrong way.
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(in game: timer rattling)
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What? -1%?
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(sets controller down) God damn it.
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(Finebros) All right, you've got
two more chances.
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Okay.
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What is another way
how we can get down there?
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Okay. No. Wrong controls.
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Okay. Get in the pot.
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Get in the pot! Okay.
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Maybe somehow we can
use this to transport us.
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We're going.
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Okay, okay.
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That didn't help at all! I'm stuck!
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This is a terrible idea!
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This was a terrible idea,
and now I'm panicking.
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No!
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(glass shatters)
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Let's see. It's R, T.
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No. I don't wanna--
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Woo! I made it to the box!
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Wow. That's exciting!
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This is risky.
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Huh!
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Argh, grab it.
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Yeah, ninja toast.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Let's throw myself down.
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(in game: timer rattling)
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Oh. Oh, wrong ones.
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Here we go. Okay.
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R, T. R, T.
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Wait. Do I--
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No.
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(in game: timer rattling)
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It's R, B.
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(Finebros) Sergio, get off the ground!
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I'm trying to.
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(stammers) No.
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I don't like this game.
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(grunts)
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Ugh. (laughing) No, no! Are you kidding?
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- (timer rattling)
- Why isn't it hitting?
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No, no, no, no. I'm so clo--
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(groans in disbelief)
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Walk.
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- (timer rattling)
- Go. Climb.
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(Finebros) You got to get outta there!
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(laughing) I'm under the--
I'm under the sofa.
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How did that happen?
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Okay. Oh. Okay.
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I'm rolling this box over.
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Okay. That's cool.
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(grunting) Suction cups.
Come on. You're a spy.
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I see it. Pixar lamp.
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Woo! I'm up!
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What is that?
(laughing) The Yeastie Boys.
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(laughing)
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Where can I go?
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I think it's the heater.
I think it's that.
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Let's go for the lamp.
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Oh, god. Oh, come on.
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There we go. Okay.
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Scooch my way along.
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(button clicking)
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Okay. Let's see.
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(grunts) Okay.
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Oh, okay. We're taking
the lamp down. That's cool.
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Hold on, bread.
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I'm gonna finagle my way down there.
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Oh no! Where are you going, toast?
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No! Grab something!
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(sighs in relief, chuckles) Oh man.
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Now stay there.
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Oh no! No, no! No!
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I can't do anything! Ugh!
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What am I gonna do?
I'm trapped under the skateboard.
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I'm losing my grip. I have no--
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Oh, maybe I can ride this skateboard
over to the furnace.
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Get out. Get out. Come on.
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(timer rattling)
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Oh. Up, up, up.
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Oh, phew.
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All right.
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(grunts) Son of a--
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Come on!
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I'm pressing the buttons;
it's not gripping!
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(sharp breaths)
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It's like balancing over lava right now.
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(grunts) Grab on.
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Okay.
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It's not-- what? It's not toast--
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Yes, it is! It is toasting me!
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Oh, what? No, no, no.
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No!
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I need to get over to the furnace.
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There we go. L, B. We're climbing.
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Come on, flip.
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Come on! You've been at the gym,
working on your bread sit-ups.
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All right. L, B, L, T.
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R, T, L, T. Ooh, yeah.
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You gotta hit the button,
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and then I feel like
I gotta shimmy in there.
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Into the furnace, the little heater thing.
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There we go. That's what I like to see--
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Phew!
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I'm way too into this bread game.
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Hit the button. Hit the button.
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Hit the bu--oh no!
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No, I was right there!
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I have 1%? Aah!
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So now I just gotta shimmy.
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Oh man! This is crunch time.
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No pun intended.
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All right, I think I'm gonna
have to hang on,
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and then I'm gonna
have to swing like that,
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like hold on with one and shimmy, I guess.
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(quietly) Geronimo!
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No, I missed it!
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(facetiously) No!
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(laughs) That was so anti-climatic!
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(Finebros) This is your final attempt.
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- Ready?
- (sighing) I got this. Okay.
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Fling it.
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I got to do it this time.
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This one's personal. I mean business.
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Oh, I can go side to side too.
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(gasps)
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Aah... shoot.
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(timer rattling)
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Nah. No, no, get up. Get up.
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Who knew maneuvering bread
would be so hard?
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Also, this is a very creative game.
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Whoever thought of it, props.
But it's really hard.
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(timer rattling)
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Why is-- okay.
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Why is this so hard for me?
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(laughs in defeat)
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I'm horrible at stuff like this.
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If I just hold this,
can I still go that way?
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No. No.
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(timer rattling)
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Ugh, no. So much dirt on the bread.
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No. I'm not even moving.
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Wrong way. Keep going, keep going.
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Seriously?
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Get out of the way, bottles.
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This is like me raging through.
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L, B, forward. Let's go.
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Come on. Come on!
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I'm just gonna have to rock and roll here.
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Rock and roll.
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(breathes deeply) L, B.
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Oh, look at that roll.
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(grunts)
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Go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Calm down. Go.
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(timer rattles, stops)
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It's fine. That's fine.
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Okay. Fall off, gosh.
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Okay. Run, run.
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Run!
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Run. Run, run, run.
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"Fliss"-- flip, flip, on.
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Yes! (takes deep breaths)
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Let me just-- let me just
take up a second.
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Okay, 'cause-- wow.
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Why don't we just try
climbing up the side of that?
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Oh. Hang on.
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Hang on. Oh!
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Hey, hey-hey. Okay.
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Oh, oh, shit. No!
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No. No, no, no.
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- (timer rattling)
- No, no, no.
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Ugh! Okay.
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Come on. Okay. I'm on.
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This--
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(Finebros) What is it, Daniel?
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(frustrated) The goddamn
lamp is so far away.
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I'm so screwed if I go across the floor.
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Okay.
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Okay. (grunts)
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Here we go. L, B, R, T.
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No. (grunts)
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A.
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Okay. L, B.
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God, I can't.
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- (glass breaks)
- Oh. Oh, [bleep].
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I don't want to be going up. R, T.
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Oh, okay. I have a platform here.
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Okay.
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(grunts fiercly)
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Oh! Oh!
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(laughing) Oh my gosh!
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Okay. R, B.
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Let's see. Okay. (grunts)
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(grunts) [bleep].
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I'm almost there.
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God, grab on to it. No.
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Come on. L, B. No!
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(drops controller, sputters lips)
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I think I'm defeated.
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Let's try and get on top of the heater.
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How do we get there?
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I'm gonna get over to that heater
and hope that works.
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You could do it.
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Now it looks like chocolate chip,
like raisin bread now.
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And somehow it's still 39% edible?
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We da bread.
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(deep breath) Nice grab.
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Nice grab. That's what I like to see.
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Inch our way that way.
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No! No!
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(panting anxiously) Flip.
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No! No! No--
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So close... yet so far.
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Get on the wall!
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So far so good.
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Go! Just go for it!
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L, B. R, T. L, B. R, T.
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Yes.
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Now what? Ooh.
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(gasps) There's a button.
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There's a button.
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Click. On. The button.
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Without falling.
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Without falling, bread! Without falling!
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That was the one piece of advice I had!
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I gotta get my grip back.
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Oh! Toasted! Oh, you just go on the front.
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I don't even need-- no shimmy required!
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Yeah! Toastin'! Roasty toasty.
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Too much toast on this side.
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All right, flip it.
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Oh, little burnt. You just scrape it off.
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Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
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Oh, crap. Crap, come on!
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I would do toast on half of it!
You're half toast!
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(growls angrily, laughs)
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I would eat that.
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Breathe. Go down.
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- (sizzling)
- No way! Are you kidding?
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Did I actually do it?
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When do I stop?
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Oh, I need to do the other side.
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Get down there. Get down there.
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Oh! Okay. This has to be good!
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This had better be good toast.
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Am I toast?
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- (ding)
- I'm toast!! I'm toast!!
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Wait... I'm toast! I am C toast!
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It was annoying. It was confusing.
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Upsetting.
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I'm just gonna go on
the list of all these synonyms.
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It was amazing. It was really fun.
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I feel like, as a human being,
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I could move a piece of bread
from a table to a couch.
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But apparently that's
not a correct statement.
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I still hate it. I still, still hate it.
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Still probably hate it even more now.
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I can see why people
get so mad at this game
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and why I've heard so much crap about it.
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But I think that's just people
who can't be toast like me.
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I failed it. I failed the bread.
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(sniffling)
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I was one with the bread,
and I let it down.
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Thanks for watching us
get frustrated at bread
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Bye, guys!
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"Rye," guys.
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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪