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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

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I am Bread?

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I like it already. I love bread.

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It looks like I will be cooking.

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Doesn't really sound like a game.

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I heard about this,
and I heard it's so frustrating.

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I am Bread?

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Oh yes! Sweet! Round two!

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Again?

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Why do you do this to me?

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I thought I made it very clear
I wouldn't play this game again.

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(Finebros) We're gonna
give you three attempts,

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- so hit "start" to begin the game.
- Okay.

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"Become toast."

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B. A.

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A. B.

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Aah, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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Maybe like that.

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(gasps) Ooh, okay.
We're getting somewhere.

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Wait, is this the entire game?

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You're just a piece of bread
walking around?

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What is the goal?

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- (Finebros) To become toast!
- Become toast?

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I'm literally supposed to become toast?

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You have to become toast.
I gotta be one with the toast.

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But I don't know where
to become toast from.

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Is there a toaster in this room?

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I don't-- I don't-- where's the toaster?

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Where do I even go?

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I'm trying to become toast.

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- (Finebros) But there's no toaster here.
- Okay.

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So I don't necessarily
need to be in a toaster.

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Maybe by the sun,
I can make some solar toast?

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It's the only ways I can think of
you can become toast.

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You need, like, fire.

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I don't know what I'm
supposed to be toasted with.

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I'm thinking of the lamp over there.

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Maybe we can go in the heater.

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Oh, the heater.

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There's a jam. There's a pot.

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That's not gonna help.

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You think the heater?

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Let's go. L, B.

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Flippin'. R, B.

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- (glass shatters)
- Oh!

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- Okay.
- (glass shatters)

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Oh! Hopefully that's okay.

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Nope, nope, nope.
Go back, go back, go back.

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I feel so helpless.

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These controls again. Okay.

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Okay. So that holds that down,
and this moves the other side.

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(gasps)

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Woo, there we go.

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- (in game: timer rattling)
- Aah, aah.

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Oh no!

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No. Oh.

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They really take that five-second rule
seriously, don't they?

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The only controller I ever
used was on a GameCube.

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It's been a long time.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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Wait. How-- how did I fail?

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(in game: timer rattling)

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I'm crawling for my life,
trying to become toast.

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Stupid toast.

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Okay.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

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Okay. Calm down. Get up.

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Okay. This is happening.

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This is happening.

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Please get up there
before your grip runs out.

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It's running out! It's running
out! It's running out!

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

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No! Come on!

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Bread! Bread! Bread!

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(groans in frustration)

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All right. Let's go, onto the floor.

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Oh, why is it going so quick?

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(in game: timer rattling)

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Negative one? What did I fall onto?

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There we go.

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All right. Let's see if--

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Oh, wrong way.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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What? -1%?

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(sets controller down) God damn it.

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(Finebros) All right, you've got
two more chances.

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Okay.

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What is another way
how we can get down there?

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Okay. No. Wrong controls.

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Okay. Get in the pot.

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Get in the pot! Okay.

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Maybe somehow we can
use this to transport us.

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We're going.

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Okay, okay.

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That didn't help at all! I'm stuck!

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This is a terrible idea!

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This was a terrible idea,
and now I'm panicking.

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No!

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(glass shatters)

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Let's see. It's R, T.

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No. I don't wanna--

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Woo! I made it to the box!

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Wow. That's exciting!

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This is risky.

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Huh!

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Argh, grab it.

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Yeah, ninja toast.

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Okay. Here we go.

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Let's throw myself down.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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Oh. Oh, wrong ones.

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Here we go. Okay.

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R, T. R, T.

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Wait. Do I--

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No.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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It's R, B.

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(Finebros) Sergio, get off the ground!

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I'm trying to.

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(stammers) No.

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I don't like this game.

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(grunts)

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Ugh. (laughing) No, no! Are you kidding?

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- (timer rattling)
- Why isn't it hitting?

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No, no, no, no. I'm so clo--

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(groans in disbelief)

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Walk.

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- (timer rattling)
- Go. Climb.

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(Finebros) You got to get outta there!

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(laughing) I'm under the--
I'm under the sofa.

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How did that happen?

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Okay. Oh. Okay.

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I'm rolling this box over.

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Okay. That's cool.

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(grunting) Suction cups.
Come on. You're a spy.

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I see it. Pixar lamp.

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Woo! I'm up!

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What is that?
(laughing) The Yeastie Boys.

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(laughing)

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Where can I go?

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I think it's the heater.
I think it's that.

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Let's go for the lamp.

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Oh, god. Oh, come on.

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There we go. Okay.

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Scooch my way along.

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(button clicking)

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Okay. Let's see.

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(grunts) Okay.

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Oh, okay. We're taking
the lamp down. That's cool.

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Hold on, bread.

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I'm gonna finagle my way down there.

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Oh no! Where are you going, toast?

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No! Grab something!

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(sighs in relief, chuckles) Oh man.

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Now stay there.

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Oh no! No, no! No!

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I can't do anything! Ugh!

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What am I gonna do?
I'm trapped under the skateboard.

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I'm losing my grip. I have no--

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Oh, maybe I can ride this skateboard
over to the furnace.

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Get out. Get out. Come on.

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(timer rattling)

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Oh. Up, up, up.

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Oh, phew.

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All right.

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(grunts) Son of a--

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Come on!

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I'm pressing the buttons;
it's not gripping!

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(sharp breaths)

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It's like balancing over lava right now.

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(grunts) Grab on.

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Okay.

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It's not-- what? It's not toast--

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Yes, it is! It is toasting me!

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Oh, what? No, no, no.

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No!

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I need to get over to the furnace.

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There we go. L, B. We're climbing.

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Come on, flip.

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Come on! You've been at the gym,
working on your bread sit-ups.

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All right. L, B, L, T.

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R, T, L, T. Ooh, yeah.

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You gotta hit the button,

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and then I feel like
I gotta shimmy in there.

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Into the furnace, the little heater thing.

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There we go. That's what I like to see--

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Phew!

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I'm way too into this bread game.

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Hit the button. Hit the button.

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Hit the bu--oh no!

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No, I was right there!

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I have 1%? Aah!

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So now I just gotta shimmy.

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Oh man! This is crunch time.

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No pun intended.

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All right, I think I'm gonna
have to hang on,

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and then I'm gonna
have to swing like that,

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like hold on with one and shimmy, I guess.

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(quietly) Geronimo!

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No, I missed it!

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(facetiously) No!

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(laughs) That was so anti-climatic!

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(Finebros) This is your final attempt.

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- Ready?
- (sighing) I got this. Okay.

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Fling it.

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I got to do it this time.

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This one's personal. I mean business.

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Oh, I can go side to side too.

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(gasps)

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Aah... shoot.

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(timer rattling)

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Nah. No, no, get up. Get up.

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Who knew maneuvering bread
would be so hard?

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Also, this is a very creative game.

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Whoever thought of it, props.
But it's really hard.

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(timer rattling)

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Why is-- okay.

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Why is this so hard for me?

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(laughs in defeat)

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I'm horrible at stuff like this.

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If I just hold this,
can I still go that way?

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No. No.

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(timer rattling)

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Ugh, no. So much dirt on the bread.

225
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No. I'm not even moving.

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Wrong way. Keep going, keep going.

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Seriously?

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Get out of the way, bottles.

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This is like me raging through.

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L, B, forward. Let's go.

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Come on. Come on!

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I'm just gonna have to rock and roll here.

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Rock and roll.

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(breathes deeply) L, B.

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Oh, look at that roll.

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(grunts)

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Go, go, go, go, go, go.

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Calm down. Go.

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(timer rattles, stops)

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It's fine. That's fine.

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Okay. Fall off, gosh.

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Okay. Run, run.

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Run!

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Run. Run, run, run.

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"Fliss"-- flip, flip, on.

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Yes! (takes deep breaths)

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Let me just-- let me just
take up a second.

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Okay, 'cause-- wow.

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Why don't we just try
climbing up the side of that?

250
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Oh. Hang on.

251
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Hang on. Oh!

252
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Hey, hey-hey. Okay.

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Oh, oh, shit. No!

254
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No. No, no, no.

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- (timer rattling)
- No, no, no.

256
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Ugh! Okay.

257
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Come on. Okay. I'm on.

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This--

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(Finebros) What is it, Daniel?

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(frustrated) The goddamn
lamp is so far away.

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I'm so screwed if I go across the floor.

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Okay.

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Okay. (grunts)

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Here we go. L, B, R, T.

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No. (grunts)

266
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A.

267
00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,893
Okay. L, B.

268
00:09:35,893 --> 00:09:37,009
God, I can't.

269
00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,644
- (glass breaks)
- Oh. Oh, [bleep].

270
00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,337
I don't want to be going up. R, T.

271
00:09:40,337 --> 00:09:42,104
Oh, okay. I have a platform here.

272
00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:43,534
Okay.

273
00:09:45,072 --> 00:09:46,502
(grunts fiercly)

274
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,783
Oh! Oh!

275
00:09:47,783 --> 00:09:49,671
(laughing) Oh my gosh!

276
00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:51,418
Okay. R, B.

277
00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:53,245
Let's see. Okay. (grunts)

278
00:09:53,982 --> 00:09:55,087
(grunts) [bleep].

279
00:09:55,087 --> 00:09:56,715
I'm almost there.

280
00:09:56,715 --> 00:09:58,514
God, grab on to it. No.

281
00:09:59,652 --> 00:10:01,456
Come on. L, B. No!

282
00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:03,596
(drops controller, sputters lips)

283
00:10:04,796 --> 00:10:06,191
I think I'm defeated.

284
00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:10,491
Let's try and get on top of the heater.

285
00:10:10,491 --> 00:10:13,341
How do we get there?

286
00:10:13,341 --> 00:10:16,300
I'm gonna get over to that heater
and hope that works.

287
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,065
You could do it.

288
00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:19,216
Now it looks like chocolate chip,
like raisin bread now.

289
00:10:19,216 --> 00:10:22,016
And somehow it's still 39% edible?

290
00:10:22,016 --> 00:10:23,384
We da bread.

291
00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:25,135
(deep breath) Nice grab.

292
00:10:25,135 --> 00:10:26,678
Nice grab. That's what I like to see.

293
00:10:26,678 --> 00:10:28,216
Inch our way that way.

294
00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:30,628
No! No!

295
00:10:30,628 --> 00:10:33,032
(panting anxiously) Flip.

296
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,377
No! No! No--

297
00:10:35,561 --> 00:10:39,029
So close... yet so far.

298
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,532
Get on the wall!

299
00:10:41,485 --> 00:10:43,161
So far so good.

300
00:10:43,161 --> 00:10:45,243
Go! Just go for it!

301
00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:49,034
L, B. R, T. L, B. R, T.

302
00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:50,532
Yes.

303
00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:51,604
Now what? Ooh.

304
00:10:51,604 --> 00:10:53,303
(gasps) There's a button.

305
00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,442
There's a button.

306
00:10:57,103 --> 00:11:00,248
Click. On. The button.

307
00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:01,870
Without falling.

308
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:05,276
Without falling, bread! Without falling!

309
00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:07,614
That was the one piece of advice I had!

310
00:11:07,614 --> 00:11:09,285
I gotta get my grip back.

311
00:11:09,285 --> 00:11:11,985
Oh! Toasted! Oh, you just go on the front.

312
00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:14,328
I don't even need-- no shimmy required!

313
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:17,613
Yeah! Toastin'! Roasty toasty.

314
00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:19,278
Too much toast on this side.

315
00:11:19,893 --> 00:11:21,411
All right, flip it.

316
00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:24,418
Oh, little burnt. You just scrape it off.

317
00:11:24,418 --> 00:11:25,676
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

318
00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:28,802
Oh, crap. Crap, come on!

319
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,481
I would do toast on half of it!
You're half toast!

320
00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:37,418
(growls angrily, laughs)

321
00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:39,603
I would eat that.

322
00:11:39,603 --> 00:11:42,328
Breathe. Go down.

323
00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:45,720
- (sizzling)
- No way! Are you kidding?

324
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,160
Did I actually do it?

325
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,875
When do I stop?

326
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,126
Oh, I need to do the other side.

327
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:53,978
Get down there. Get down there.

328
00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:56,298
Oh! Okay. This has to be good!

329
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,946
This had better be good toast.

330
00:11:58,946 --> 00:12:00,692
Am I toast?

331
00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:03,297
- (ding)
- I'm toast!! I'm toast!!

332
00:12:03,297 --> 00:12:06,304
Wait... I'm toast! I am C toast!

333
00:12:06,304 --> 00:12:07,970
It was annoying. It was confusing.

334
00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:08,822
Upsetting.

335
00:12:08,822 --> 00:12:11,019
I'm just gonna go on
the list of all these synonyms.

336
00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:13,360
It was amazing. It was really fun.

337
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,414
I feel like, as a human being,

338
00:12:15,414 --> 00:12:18,654
I could move a piece of bread
from a table to a couch.

339
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,234
But apparently that's
not a correct statement.

340
00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:23,500
I still hate it. I still, still hate it.

341
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,903
Still probably hate it even more now.

342
00:12:24,903 --> 00:12:27,772
I can see why people
get so mad at this game

343
00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:29,820
and why I've heard so much crap about it.

344
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:33,076
But I think that's just people
who can't be toast like me.

345
00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:36,492
I failed it. I failed the bread.

346
00:12:37,092 --> 00:12:39,613
(sniffling)

347
00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:42,279
I was one with the bread,
and I let it down.

348
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:44,432
Thanks for watching us
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349
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350
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351
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352
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Bye, guys!

353
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,296
"Rye," guys.

354
00:12:52,296 --> 00:12:54,807
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