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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

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I am Bread?

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I like it already. I love bread.

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It looks like I will be cooking.

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Doesn't really sound like a game.

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I heard about this,[br]and I heard it's so frustrating.

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I am Bread?

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Oh yes! Sweet! Round two!

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Again?

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Why do you do this to me?

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I thought I made it very clear[br]I wouldn't play this game again.

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(Finebros) We're gonna[br]give you three attempts,

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- so hit "start" to begin the game.[br]- Okay.

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"Become toast."

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B. A.

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A. B.

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Aah, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

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Maybe like that.

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(gasps) Ooh, okay.[br]We're getting somewhere.

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Wait, is this the entire game?

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You're just a piece of bread[br]walking around?

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What is the goal?

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- (Finebros) To become toast![br]- Become toast?

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I'm literally supposed to become toast?

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You have to become toast.[br]I gotta be one with the toast.

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But I don't know where[br]to become toast from.

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Is there a toaster in this room?

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I don't-- I don't-- where's the toaster?

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Where do I even go?

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I'm trying to become toast.

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- (Finebros) But there's no toaster here.[br]- Okay.

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So I don't necessarily[br]need to be in a toaster.

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Maybe by the sun,[br]I can make some solar toast?

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It's the only ways I can think of[br]you can become toast.

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You need, like, fire.

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I don't know what I'm[br]supposed to be toasted with.

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I'm thinking of the lamp over there.

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Maybe we can go in the heater.

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Oh, the heater.

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There's a jam. There's a pot.

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That's not gonna help.

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You think the heater?

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Let's go. L, B.

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Flippin'. R, B.

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- (glass shatters)[br]- Oh!

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- Okay.[br]- (glass shatters)

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Oh! Hopefully that's okay.

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Nope, nope, nope.[br]Go back, go back, go back.

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I feel so helpless.

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These controls again. Okay.

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Okay. So that holds that down,[br]and this moves the other side.

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(gasps)

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Woo, there we go.

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- (in game: timer rattling)[br]- Aah, aah.

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Oh no!

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No. Oh.

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They really take that five-second rule[br]seriously, don't they?

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The only controller I ever[br]used was on a GameCube.

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It's been a long time.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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Wait. How-- how did I fail?

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(in game: timer rattling)

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I'm crawling for my life,[br]trying to become toast.

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Stupid toast.

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Okay.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

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Okay. Calm down. Get up.

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Okay. This is happening.

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This is happening.

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Please get up there[br]before your grip runs out.

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It's running out! It's running[br]out! It's running out!

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

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No! Come on!

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Bread! Bread! Bread!

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(groans in frustration)

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All right. Let's go, onto the floor.

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Oh, why is it going so quick?

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(in game: timer rattling)

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Negative one? What did I fall onto?

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There we go.

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All right. Let's see if--

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Oh, wrong way.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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What? -1%?

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(sets controller down) God damn it.

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(Finebros) All right, you've got[br]two more chances.

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Okay.

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What is another way[br]how we can get down there?

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Okay. No. Wrong controls.

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Okay. Get in the pot.

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Get in the pot! Okay.

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Maybe somehow we can[br]use this to transport us.

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We're going.

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Okay, okay.

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That didn't help at all! I'm stuck!

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This is a terrible idea!

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This was a terrible idea,[br]and now I'm panicking.

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No!

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(glass shatters)

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Let's see. It's R, T.

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No. I don't wanna--

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Woo! I made it to the box!

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Wow. That's exciting!

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This is risky.

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Huh!

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Argh, grab it.

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Yeah, ninja toast.

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Okay. Here we go.

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Let's throw myself down.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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Oh. Oh, wrong ones.

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Here we go. Okay.

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R, T. R, T.

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Wait. Do I--

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No.

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(in game: timer rattling)

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It's R, B.

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(Finebros) Sergio, get off the ground!

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I'm trying to.

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(stammers) No.

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I don't like this game.

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(grunts)

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Ugh. (laughing) No, no! Are you kidding?

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- (timer rattling)[br]- Why isn't it hitting?

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No, no, no, no. I'm so clo--

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(groans in disbelief)

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Walk.

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- (timer rattling)[br]- Go. Climb.

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(Finebros) You got to get outta there!

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(laughing) I'm under the--[br]I'm under the sofa.

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How did that happen?

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Okay. Oh. Okay.

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I'm rolling this box over.

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Okay. That's cool.

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(grunting) Suction cups.[br]Come on. You're a spy.

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I see it. Pixar lamp.

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Woo! I'm up!

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What is that?[br](laughing) The Yeastie Boys.

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(laughing)

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Where can I go?

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I think it's the heater.[br]I think it's that.

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Let's go for the lamp.

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Oh, god. Oh, come on.

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There we go. Okay.

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Scooch my way along.

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(button clicking)

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Okay. Let's see.

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(grunts) Okay.

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Oh, okay. We're taking[br]the lamp down. That's cool.

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Hold on, bread.

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I'm gonna finagle my way down there.

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Oh no! Where are you going, toast?

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No! Grab something!

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(sighs in relief, chuckles) Oh man.

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Now stay there.

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Oh no! No, no! No!

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I can't do anything! Ugh!

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What am I gonna do?[br]I'm trapped under the skateboard.

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I'm losing my grip. I have no--

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Oh, maybe I can ride this skateboard[br]over to the furnace.

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Get out. Get out. Come on.

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(timer rattling)

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Oh. Up, up, up.

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Oh, phew.

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All right.

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(grunts) Son of a--

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Come on!

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I'm pressing the buttons;[br]it's not gripping!

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(sharp breaths)

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It's like balancing over lava right now.

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(grunts) Grab on.

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Okay.

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It's not-- what? It's not toast--

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Yes, it is! It is toasting me!

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Oh, what? No, no, no.

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No!

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I need to get over to the furnace.

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There we go. L, B. We're climbing.

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Come on, flip.

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Come on! You've been at the gym,[br]working on your bread sit-ups.

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All right. L, B, L, T.

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R, T, L, T. Ooh, yeah.

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You gotta hit the button,

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and then I feel like[br]I gotta shimmy in there.

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Into the furnace, the little heater thing.

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There we go. That's what I like to see--

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Phew!

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I'm way too into this bread game.

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Hit the button. Hit the button.

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Hit the bu--oh no!

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No, I was right there!

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I have 1%? Aah!

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So now I just gotta shimmy.

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Oh man! This is crunch time.

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No pun intended.

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All right, I think I'm gonna[br]have to hang on,

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and then I'm gonna[br]have to swing like that,

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like hold on with one and shimmy, I guess.

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(quietly) Geronimo!

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No, I missed it!

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(facetiously) No!

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(laughs) That was so anti-climatic!

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(Finebros) This is your final attempt.

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- Ready?[br]- (sighing) I got this. Okay.

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Fling it.

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I got to do it this time.

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This one's personal. I mean business.

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Oh, I can go side to side too.

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(gasps)

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Aah... shoot.

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(timer rattling)

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Nah. No, no, get up. Get up.

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Who knew maneuvering bread[br]would be so hard?

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Also, this is a very creative game.

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Whoever thought of it, props.[br]But it's really hard.

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(timer rattling)

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Why is-- okay.

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Why is this so hard for me?

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(laughs in defeat)

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I'm horrible at stuff like this.

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If I just hold this,[br]can I still go that way?

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No. No.

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(timer rattling)

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Ugh, no. So much dirt on the bread.

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No. I'm not even moving.

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Wrong way. Keep going, keep going.

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Seriously?

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Get out of the way, bottles.

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This is like me raging through.

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L, B, forward. Let's go.

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Come on. Come on!

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I'm just gonna have to rock and roll here.

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Rock and roll.

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(breathes deeply) L, B.

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Oh, look at that roll.

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(grunts)

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Go, go, go, go, go, go.

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Calm down. Go.

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(timer rattles, stops)

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It's fine. That's fine.

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Okay. Fall off, gosh.

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Okay. Run, run.

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Run!

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Run. Run, run, run.

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"Fliss"-- flip, flip, on.

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Yes! (takes deep breaths)

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Let me just-- let me just[br]take up a second.

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Okay, 'cause-- wow.

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Why don't we just try[br]climbing up the side of that?

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Oh. Hang on.

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Hang on. Oh!

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Hey, hey-hey. Okay.

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Oh, oh, shit. No!

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No. No, no, no.

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- (timer rattling)[br]- No, no, no.

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Ugh! Okay.

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Come on. Okay. I'm on.

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This--

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(Finebros) What is it, Daniel?

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(frustrated) The goddamn[br]lamp is so far away.

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I'm so screwed if I go across the floor.

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Okay.

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Okay. (grunts)

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Here we go. L, B, R, T.

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No. (grunts)

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A.

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Okay. L, B.

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God, I can't.

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- (glass breaks)[br]- Oh. Oh, [bleep].

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I don't want to be going up. R, T.

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Oh, okay. I have a platform here.

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Okay.

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(grunts fiercly)

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Oh! Oh!

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(laughing) Oh my gosh!

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Okay. R, B.

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Let's see. Okay. (grunts)

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(grunts) [bleep].

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I'm almost there.

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God, grab on to it. No.

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Come on. L, B. No!

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(drops controller, sputters lips)

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I think I'm defeated.

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Let's try and get on top of the heater.

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How do we get there?

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I'm gonna get over to that heater[br]and hope that works.

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You could do it.

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Now it looks like chocolate chip,[br]like raisin bread now.

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And somehow it's still 39% edible?

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We da bread.

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(deep breath) Nice grab.

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Nice grab. That's what I like to see.

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Inch our way that way.

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No! No!

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(panting anxiously) Flip.

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No! No! No--

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So close... yet so far.

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Get on the wall!

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So far so good.

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Go! Just go for it!

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L, B. R, T. L, B. R, T.

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Yes.

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Now what? Ooh.

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(gasps) There's a button.

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There's a button.

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Click. On. The button.

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Without falling.

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Without falling, bread! Without falling!

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That was the one piece of advice I had!

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I gotta get my grip back.

0:11:09.285,0:11:11.985
Oh! Toasted! Oh, you just go on the front.

0:11:11.985,0:11:14.328
I don't even need-- no shimmy required!

0:11:14.328,0:11:17.613
Yeah! Toastin'! Roasty toasty.

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Too much toast on this side.

0:11:19.893,0:11:21.411
All right, flip it.

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Oh, little burnt. You just scrape it off.

0:11:24.418,0:11:25.676
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

0:11:26.814,0:11:28.802
Oh, crap. Crap, come on!

0:11:30.924,0:11:34.481
I would do toast on half of it![br]You're half toast!

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(growls angrily, laughs)

0:11:38.418,0:11:39.603
I would eat that.

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Breathe. Go down.

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- (sizzling)[br]- No way! Are you kidding?

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Did I actually do it?

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When do I stop?

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Oh, I need to do the other side.

0:11:52.187,0:11:53.978
Get down there. Get down there.

0:11:53.978,0:11:56.298
Oh! Okay. This has to be good!

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This had better be good toast.

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Am I toast?

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- (ding)[br]- I'm toast!! I'm toast!!

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Wait... I'm toast! I am C toast!

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It was annoying. It was confusing.

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Upsetting.

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I'm just gonna go on[br]the list of all these synonyms.

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It was amazing. It was really fun.

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I feel like, as a human being,

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I could move a piece of bread[br]from a table to a couch.

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But apparently that's[br]not a correct statement.

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I still hate it. I still, still hate it.

0:12:23.500,0:12:24.903
Still probably hate it even more now.

0:12:24.903,0:12:27.772
I can see why people[br]get so mad at this game

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and why I've heard so much crap about it.

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But I think that's just people[br]who can't be toast like me.

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I failed it. I failed the bread.

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(sniffling)

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I was one with the bread,[br]and I let it down.

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Thanks for watching us[br]get frustrated at bread

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Bye, guys!

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"Rye," guys.

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