How to use a paper towel
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0:01 - 0:04Five hundred seventy-one million
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0:04 - 0:11two hundred thirty thousand pounds of paper towels
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0:11 - 0:12are used by Americans
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0:12 - 0:16every year.
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0:16 - 0:19If we could -- correction, wrong figure --
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0:19 - 0:2213 billion used every year.
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0:22 - 0:25If we could reduce the usage of paper towels,
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0:25 - 0:28one paper towel per person per day,
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0:28 - 0:35571,230,000 pounds of paper not used.
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0:35 - 0:37We can do that.
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0:37 - 0:41Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers.
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0:41 - 0:45There's the tri-fold. People typically take two or three.
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0:45 - 0:49There's the one that cuts it, that you have to tear off.
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0:49 - 0:51People go one, two, three, four, tear.
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0:51 - 0:53This much, right?
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0:53 - 0:55There's the one that cuts itself.
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0:55 - 0:59People go, one, two, three, four.
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0:59 - 1:04Or there's the same thing, but recycled paper,
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1:04 - 1:08you have to get five of those because they're not as absorbent, of course.
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1:08 - 1:15The fact is, you can do it all with one towel.
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1:15 - 1:17The key, two words:
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1:17 - 1:21This half of the room, your word is "shake."
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1:21 - 1:23Let's hear it. Shake. Louder.
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1:23 - 1:25Audience: Shake.
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1:25 - 1:27Joe Smith: Your word is "fold."
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1:27 - 1:28Audience: Fold.
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1:28 - 1:29JS: Again.
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1:29 - 1:31Audience: Fold. JS: Really loud.
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1:31 - 1:33Audience: Shake. Fold.
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1:33 - 1:37JS: OK. Wet hands.
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1:37 - 1:42Shake -- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
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1:42 - 1:45Why 12? Twelve apostles, twelve tribes,
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1:45 - 1:49twelve zodiac signs, twelve months. The one I like the best:
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1:49 - 1:51It's the biggest number with one syllable.
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1:51 - 1:55(Laughter)
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1:55 - 2:02Tri-fold. Fold ...
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2:02 - 2:04Dry.
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2:04 - 2:08(Applause)
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2:08 - 2:13Audience: Shake.
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2:13 - 2:16Fold.
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2:16 - 2:19JS: Cuts itself. Fold. The fold is important
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2:19 - 2:24because it allows interstitial suspension.
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2:24 - 2:26You don't have to remember that part, but trust me.
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2:26 - 2:31(Laughter)
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2:31 - 2:38Audience: Shake. Fold.
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2:38 - 2:44JS: Cuts itself.
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2:44 - 2:45You know the funny thing is,
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2:45 - 2:47I get my hands drier than people do with three or four,
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2:47 - 2:50because they can't get in between the cracks.
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2:50 - 2:53If you think this isn't as good...
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2:53 - 3:01Audience: Shake. Fold.
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3:01 - 3:05JS: Now, there's now a real fancy invention,
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3:05 - 3:07it's the one where you wave your hand
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3:07 - 3:09and it kicks it out.
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3:09 - 3:11It's way too big a towel.
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3:11 - 3:12Let me tell you a secret.
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3:12 - 3:14If you're really quick, if you're really quick --
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3:14 - 3:16and I can prove this --
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3:16 - 3:21this is half a towel from the dispenser in this building.
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3:21 - 3:24How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off.
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3:24 - 3:26It's smart enough to stop.
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3:26 - 3:30And you get half a towel.
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3:30 - 3:43Audience: Shake. Fold.
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3:43 - 3:50JS: Now, let's all say it together. Shake. Fold.
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3:50 - 3:54You will for the rest of your life remember those words
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3:54 - 3:57every time you pick up a paper towel.
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3:57 - 4:02And remember, one towel per person for one year --
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4:02 - 4:07571,230,000 pounds of paper. No small thing.
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4:07 - 4:09And next year, toilet paper.
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4:09 - 4:10(Laughter)
- Title:
- How to use a paper towel
- Speaker:
- Joe Smith
- Description:
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You use paper towels to dry your hands every day, but chances are, you're doing it wrong. In this enlightening and funny short talk, Joe Smith reveals the trick to perfect paper towel technique. (Filmed at TEDxConcordiaUPortland.)
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- closed TED
- Project:
- TEDTalks
- Duration:
- 04:11
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